#jackbaraturnt

[fall-out-baby]

*screams* WOULD YOU SAY PATRICK STUMP IS YOU FAVOURITE BAND MEMBER ORR?? IT'S FOR SCIENCE

*roars* OH GOD IDK HOW DO U SIMPLY PICK ONE FAVOURITE BAND MEMBER  HE IS DEFINITELY UP THERE THO 

[fall-out-baby]

There is trashcan liquid everywhere. Even //I// am trashcan liquid, hey r u a can bc i would trash u (if you know what i'm sayin' *winky face emoji*)

u talk trash n i lime it 

[fall-out-baby]

OH MY GOD I JUST SPAT MY DRINK OUT EVERYWHERE WHILST SNORTING trashcan me harder bby oh yh lyk dat

are trashcan liquids cumming out ur nose?? fuckiNG hOT man im a piece of trash n i want u to can me HARD 

[fall-out-baby]

oh yeah bby pour that trash can juice on me harder liTERALY STOP ME OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY

IM CHOKING OMGon ur trashcan juice oh yh bby mmhM 

[fall-out-baby]

Oh man you should try it! Really softens your feet up as long as you don't mind the smell u feel?? (AND THANK YOU IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 HOURS TO DO TODAY I'M SURPRISED I HAVE HAIR ANYMORE)

fuck im gonna squeeze my trashcan juices out rn n smother it all on my feet (wow this sounds like some weird smut)((ITS OK AND 5 HOURS HECK BUT SRSLY WORTH IT THO LIKE DANG GURL))  

[fall-out-baby]

thanks I moisturised it with my trashcan juice (I'm gross i'm so sorry)

woW i never knew trashcan juices could be so effective ps UR HAIR IS FUCKING RAD AS HELL  

[fall-out-baby]

let's go get #turntforone ayyyyyyyyYYYYYY

*club tropicana plays in background* *shakes maracas into sunset*ps ur foot was v soft congratulations 

[fall-out-baby]

*sticks foot in the air* hello friend I am here to party

*shakes ur foot* hello how do u do *throws trashcan out window* lets get tuRNT