#jacketlizard

[beesmygod]

jacketlizard

  @ any mobsters that follow me on tumblr, the hell...

they basically do nothing, they make a little money but they can’t get away with murdering people anymore

i feel like martin scocese cuts them a check every once in a while

[atapi]

dithered and digital icon commissions for @jacketlizard! featuring One Batass Boy

[beesmygod]

the dilberito was sold in "some health food stores" and I want to know if that means like hippie food stores where you buy freekeh flour and crystals or GNC, also I'm not sure which is a funnier image

trader joes prob

[beesmygod]

my favorite joke in the australia episode is everything from I'm gonna report this to me member o parliament to EY MISTAH PRIME MINISTER. ANDYYYYYYY

whats good mates

[beesmygod]

I think the only time I ever suffered through terrible gameplay for story's sake is deadly premonition and I can't recommend actually playing it to like anyone because every gameplay section feels like it's directly out of a budget game maker

deadly premonition makes a better show than a game

same with illbleed. illbleed is literally impossible to play though

[beesmygod]

finally, with 20 hiatus boxes I can become every student's least favorite teacher

you need less than that: each box holds 10 phones. for the average family which has 10 phones in its household

[beesmygod]

there's also a joke about it in the king of the hill pilot. "detroit hasn't felt any real pride since george bush went to japan and vomited on their auto executives"

holy shit lmao

[beesmygod]

the walk cycle was amazing, remember how everyone initially thought the upload must have been corrupted or something because why would they make a triumphant return with under a second of content

i was literally howling with laughter when i realized it wasnt my internet acting up or tumblr fucking up. thats def a top 10 comedy moment