#jackfoolery

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Sigh I wanna lean over my knight who is lying wounded from a sword in the snow, blood pooling around them as I jingle and make a joke about penetration

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Went to the armory near by

Me, drooling: oh my god it’s like having porn on display

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There is not enough knight x jester shit anywhere on the internet

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Whenever people like my knight post about bleeding out I kick my heels and jingle off into the distance giggling

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Too much love, not enough hate in my heart

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New plan: start wearing perfume so that when I cuddle with ppl they smell like me

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I’m yearning but in the kinda way I want to chase them around with a sharp object and giggle maniacally

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I was gonna make a joke about clicker training my friends into saying kind things about themselves rather than self deprecating and then I thought about it and decided they might be too into that