I saw people don't ever ask you how you're feeling so now I'm doing it; How are you?? ^^
//Ah rigght i forgot you follow my personal XD well lately i’ve been feeling kinda lost because i was thinking about some things and ended up getting a little (okay a lot) triggered, and then i kept getting triggered again every so often so i just ended up spending this week sad but also at the same time empty and thinking ‘bout some dark stuff but hopefully i’ll be better soon, thank you for caring sweetie, it means a lot ;U;
I was tots like HELL YEA to my other OTP but halfway my computer crashed and i had to go sit in the corner and calm down but ended up going to bed oops sorry love
send ‘ship !’ for the following
who throws things in a fight ?
Hiccup would probably throw whatever is in his hand on to a table or sometime as his hands flail about majestically in anger.
who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad ?
Jack would sulk of the the guardians, finding it a much more welcoming place then his own isolation, Hiccup wouldn’t be too quick to go to his parent, preferring to be by himself until Valka decides to stick her nose in.
who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? if both do, how do their goals differentiate ?
Jack is all about the kids man, Hiccup is a little too busy to even think about that though so Jack is just left playing with the kids on Berk going ‘Oh kids are so fun’ and ‘kids are so amazing and fulfilling’ and Hiccup just in the corner crying about a nerdy dragon thing he found discovered
who is more adverse to physical contact ?
Hiccup isn’t the most touchy feely guy most of the time, cause like hand holding is fine but like chill. Jack is all about the physically contact and sometimes doesn’t let Hiccup go, who gets very annoyed when he gotta be a chief.
who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ?
Hiccup would want to be friends with their neighbors cause they live right next door but Jack gets bored and finds great amusement when his covers their house and their house alone with a blanket or snow. Hiccup is not amused.
who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ?
Neither of them would hate the other’s parents; Jack would be somewhat uncomfortable or the giant grizzy bear that is imposing as Hiccup’s father but Valka likes to gush over Jack something he’s totally for and Hiccup would be very interested in North and his creations and that there’s a woman covered in feathers and what the fuck Jack why is there a giant rabbit with an Australian accent what the f uck
who is most likely to leave when things get rough ?
Both of the would sulk off tbh: Hiccup would go flying off to some uncharted island and Jack would rather be by himself, maybe later going to the other guardians for help when he clears his head.
who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought ?
w o t
who is more likely to cheat ?
Neither of them! They’re probably still confused by the whole ‘ONE PERSON LIKES ME ??’ thing.
who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ?
Hic’s like level 3 smooching but that’s really it, everything is like a zero, along with Jack.
who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ?
The only person Jack really does not like is Snotlout, and often freezes the ground under is feet or bombard him with snowballs if he goes after his Hiccup.
who wants to go to social gatherings the most ?
Jack loves how over the top Vikings can get when their celebrating and insists on going to every party. Sometimes he can drag Hiccup alone, other times he leaves Hiccup in his little man hole and go party with Astrid
who is most likely to be dishonest ?
I think both of them can be, but not about anything major besides their both terrible liars
who is more emotionally closed off and how does this affect their partner ?
Hiccup is a moron and closes off his feelings to other people, including Jack, which leaves him very frustrated.
who is the dessert person ?
Jack’s sweet tooth is ridicules
who is more conservative ?
Haha w o t w o t i’m so sorry haa
who hates/dislikes oral sex ?
I could see it being Hiccup tbh, i mean he would probably be uncomfortable with, well, a lot of things that are going on and Jack would probably pick up in that. Then just do normal gay hanky panky sex.
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OH NO I THOUGHT YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOING ON A BLIND DATE OR SOMETHING AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN OLD WOMAN AND THEN I SAW THE TAG AND WOW I NEED TO CHILL
//TRUST ME IF I WAS ON A DATE AND SHE SUDDENLY TURNED INTO AN ELDERLY WOMAN MY REACTION WOULD LITERALLY BE ME SLAMMING MY HEAD INTO MY KEYBOARD SCREAMING WTF
//Dear [You] cause fuck it i wanna do it like this even if im not supposed to mah
You are soo ridicules, like damn you can always make me smile and laugh even if i'm having a god awful day, you're just...you're just the kind of person that just gives of happiness, like whenever i talk to you i always feel 100% better than i did beforehand.
And damn you're a great cosplayer, like i'm seriously amazed, not to mention a great writer! You should write more buddy, i bet people will love to see that!
Still, i love talking to you, i always used you to see you and my only babe talk when i was on my old blog, and they use to say how great you were and tag you in everything and i was always like 'wow they must be great' and damnit i'm so happy we started talking! :D You're so incredible! <3
This ray of sunshine and part time butt basically forced me into writing this sortof and gave me the idea of Jack coming back to Berk after 5 years ~~
So yeah very cheesy Hijack drabble under the cut! Enjoy OvO
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Jack Frost was bubbling with excitement as he sped across the icy oceans, weaving his way along the air and trying hard to control himself, and failing, for it was the first time in five years that Jack got to return to a place that way very much like home to him, a place full of fun and dragons and excitement and cold, lovely lovely cold.
He wanted to come back a lot sooner, but bringing snow and ice was surprising a lot more time-consuming than one might think and Jack was forced to be elsewhere in the world. But this winter was going smoother than any other previous and Jack was able to fly off to a tiny little island that had yet to be targeted by him.
But five years, he had been gone for five years; what had happened in that time? Was the village safe? Were the dragons? Were the people? Jack tried not to work himself up with worrying thoughts of a burning lifeless village. No, the Hooligans were tough and stubborn, there was no way they would be driven away or, moon above, killed by some outcast tribe.
Then again, five years wasn’t that long....not really, at least to Jack it wasn’t, but then again he was immortal and when you live forever your perspective on time can, surprisingly, get very messed up. Still, he couldn’t have been gone that long right? Surely Berk and it's inhabitant hadn't changed that much right?
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He was gone for a very long time, very long. The last time he was on Berk the buildings were all the same, brown and dull, but now every single building, shack and machine and homes was coated with colourful paints and flags depicting mighty dragons with mighty Vikings riding them. The village had grown too, no doubt to house to sudden increase in the dragon population; dragons filled the skies and streets, wandering around while the Vikings hurried about cheerfully.
The new Berk surprised Jack greatly, but as he shot through the skies, dragging the winter with him, Jack couldn’t help but beam in delight. This is the kind of Berk Hiccup had always wanted, dragons and humans in perfect harmony, in perfect peace. He was so proud of the little Viking!
As he reached the village, Jack angled himself downwards and soared past the numerous Viking riding dragons and landed on the nearest roof. The village was so large and colourful! Jack wanted nothing more to fly about and explore the new village, painting frost as he want and maybe stumble upon a certain Viking, hopefully.
Hopping off the green painted roof, Jack followed the wind and tap the crook of his cane along the walls, windows and statues as he zig-zagged through the streets. The cold followed him, elegant patterns of clear ice danced their way after the ecstatic spirit.
Soon enough the entire village was covered in a thin layer of white, small flickers of snow floating down to the ground from the light grey clouds that had followed him here, invisible and delicate. Jack was enjoying himself greatly and was considering dumping a pile of snow of someone’s head until he realized where he was. A little way away was a certain little shack, one which he and his only believer would spend sleepless nights in as they joked and teased with each other, keeping each other some much needed company.
Jack eyed the building, falling to the ground and landing gracefully. He stared at the building and swallowed, throat suddenly dry. This is it.
He stared ahead with nervousness, unsure of what to do until his eyes landed on the bent over form in the Smithy. Jack’s face broke out in a sudden beaming smile and, without a thought, he launched himself towards the shack, ready to jump the Viking and never let go. Suddenly a black blur appeared and blocked the entrance of the building, causing Jack to gasp and stumble mid-air before he was tackled to the ground.
Jack hit the ground with a heavy thump and he gasped, dizzy and confused from the sudden attack. He was pinned to the ground on his front, arms stretched out in front on him and something very large and heavy sitting in his back.
“Toothless!” Jack cried breathlessly as the dragon squealed merrily and rubbed his face against Jack’s messy hair “Toothless get off!”
The dragon responded by parting his lips and dragging a slippery wet tongue across the back of his head, causing the spirit to cry out in disgust as globs of dragon spit landed on the back of his head. Jack slapped the ground in front of him, desperately trying to reach his staff, which lay a foot away, thick ice curling beneath it “Toothless!” Jack whined “Come on!”
The Night Fury grunted and chirped, slipping his tongue back between his lips and turned his attention away from the now dripping hair and moved to rub the side of his head against the teen’s cheek. Jack growled to himself as the dragon purred in his ear happily “Toothless please I just wanted to see Hiccup!”
Suddenly, a breathless laugh came from over the dragon and Jack would have jumped if not for the oversized lizard on his back “Okay I think he’s had enough bud”.
Toothless whined, but pulled himself off the spirit like he was told and bounced over to his rider, wiggling his rump as he looked between the brunet and spirit, as if saying ‘Look who’s back!’
Jack hopped to his feet, stumbling as he grabbed and fumbled with his staff before he spun around and froze. Yep, he had defiantly been gone awhile.
“Hey Jack” Hiccup said softly, grinning a the same crooked smile he would flash Jack five years previous and Jack found himself at a loss for words. He clenched his staff, mouth opening and closing like a dying fish as he took in the older man in front of him. He had not expected for the little twig for a Hiccup to grow up so much! Jack was, by all means, gobsmacked at how much Hiccup had grown.
“Jack?” Hiccup tilted his head and Jack took note the snowflakes clinging to his hair and realized it was snowing at lot harder now. Oops.
“Hey…Hic, wow you sure grew up huh?” Jack rubbed the back on his head awkwardly, trying to force himself into a more relaxed position, but failed.
Hiccup noticed and chuckled, flashing another grin Jack’s way and nodded, shuffling from his good foot to his prosthetic, than back again “Yeah, that what happens when you leave for 5 years”.
Jack slapped himself and groaned, wanting to curl up in a ball as he shook his head and muttered into his palm “Hiccup I’m so sorry! I had no idea I would be gone for so long, things kept happening along the way and-“ a pair of arms suddenly wrapped around the spirit and Jack grew stiff, but quickly found himself leaning against the larger form as the feeling of warmth slowly began to fill his body.
“You have nothing to be sorry for Jack, you need to bring winter and I understand, I’m just so relieved to see you’re back” Hiccup’s hand moved across Jack’s back in a smoothing motions and Jack forgot how relaxed he was with Hiccup, practically melting in the other's hold.
Toothless, who must of thought he wasn't getting the attention he deserved, whined and quickly shoved his head between the two and shoved the two apart. Hiccup stumbled back a step and gave the dragon an annoyed look as Jack laughed and reached down to scratch the dragon’s chin “I missed you too Toothless!”
Toothless licked the spirit’s hand and he flinched, not at all happy at the feeling on the dragon’s spit on his skin again. Jack wiped his hand on the dragon’s head, making him grunt and jerk away, and Hiccup smirked.
Turning back to Hiccup, Jack gripped his staff with both hands and smiled, tilting back on the balls of his bare feet “So….what else has changed?”
Hiccup’s face lit up and Jack quickly found himself being dragged through the brand new village of Berk as Hiccup pointed out his own inventions and talked nonstop about everything Jack had missed in his absence. As they walked by Vikings gave Hiccup an odd look, confused to why their heir has chatting to himself and holding onto thin air, and Jack couldn’t help but grin as he was dragged through the village, hand in hand with the Viking boy with his dragon skipping behind.
