#jacklyn o lantern

[iamtheweirdomister]

Hello gourdeous!

Psst tis the season we get sacrificed so don't go with anyone who says "wow, you'd light up a room!" That is code for slicing you open, spooning out your guts to be eaten later, & putting a lit candle in your corpse a la🎃 Unless you're down to go out like that. It beats rotting🧡