#jacknaks

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I'm playing through all the metal gear games in order and I thought they were semi serious faux army sneaking games but. theres a whole ass vampire here?

[handsomejackrussell]

somewhere between one and several days ago i was scrolling on this webbed site of ours and i saw several posts each containing several gifs of The Actor Who Plays Chase In House, M.D. in a different role where his hair was longer and he looked extremely cunty. absolutely overflowing with cunt to serve. and now I cannot find these posts, and I think perhaps i imagined them and am going insane. if this sounds familiar to anyone pls help me find them

[handsomejackrussell]

it seems from tumblr that theres, like, Lore to MCR concerts. do I need to know this Lore before I go

[handsomejackrussell]

not to be a spirit defender on main but i do wonder when Emmerich says "the bell dispels all malevolent spirits" how the bell can tell a malevolent spirit from a good one. or how it decides which spirits are good and which are bad. 🤔

[handsomejackrussell]

I need to send a message about a commission bc i think i got forgotten but its been so long that its awkward now. like. objectively why did i wait this long

[handsomejackrussell]

i wish i was more of a fan artist than a writer bc the only coherent thoughts I have abt current fixation is just. him........ little guy....... MY little guy kissing OTHER little guys.......... but you need a little more than that for a fic

[handsomejackrussell]

cyberpunk 2077 rambling under the cut

so i was googling to see if the genital option you pick in character creation has any effect on the game itself (it doesnt) and the answer I got was on Reddit. and the threads were all like 3 years old so I'm putting my thoughts here instead

almost all the answers on these threads said something to the effect of "no, you degenerate weirdo, if you want porn in your games go play porn games" and that just. bugs me. gets my goat. rustles my jimmies. because there are DEFINITELY ways that the genital choice could be used in the game without actively showing it in the sex scenes (though, we see Alt's pussy in the flashback scene with Johnny, and the character screen shows it every time you take your pants off, but whatever. the weird notion that you can only have sex scenes with no dicks is another post altogether.) here are some EXAMPLES:

I haven't gotten any romance sex scenes yet (bc I'm gay and they put Kerry way at the end) but on the most basic level they could use it to determine if you're on top or on bottom with the joytoys. I know not all trans people would like that one though

Johnny talks about his cock all the time, he could definitely make a comment about being in your body being weird if you don't have one

I guess if you do have a cock he could make a joke comparing you or something but I admit I have thought less about Dick Dialogue

If your genitals and Body Type/Voice Choice don't "match" you could have a dialogue option about it with Claire when she mentions her transition

(Another thing. People on Reddit really seem to dislike Claire. She does have the Gamer Gripe problem of "character who has proximity triggered dialogue placed in a heavily trafficked area" (ive heard this complaint about other characters, especially in the Afterlife) but I can't help but be Suspicious that its because of transmisogyny reasons. especially because its reddit. but I love her and I WILL kill for her.)

[handsomejackrussell]

spent five minutes on bumble and passed like six guys who are into "bouldering"