Things That Go Bump || Jack & Evie
The S.S. Weasley Bird was the finest vessel in apocalyptic America, at least that's what Evie liked to think. In reality it was a shabby looking Home Depot, but in Evie's imagination it was so much more. She had almost everything she needed to become a pirate captain, all that she was missing was her loyal crew. Once she had that sorted she could set sail, go on daring adventures in exotic lands and be the greatest pirate the world had ever seen.
However finding a good crew was a bit harder than she had expected. Everyone was always up to something important, and Evie didn't want to be a pain, so most of the time she was forced to abandon her recruitment duties. Today, however, would be different, today was the day she would recruit the rest of her merry pirate crew.
She was combing the store for potential pirates when found Jack sitting in a secluded aisle, aiming a sling shot at cans that had once contained paint. Her face lit up when she saw him, and she bounded down the aisle to greet him. "Hey Jack, do you want to become a pirate?"