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[jacksisnotok]

Sweetheart, Illegal is My Middle Name Promo!

Title: Sweetheart, Illegal is My Middle Name

Written for A Midsummer Carat’s Dream collab by @studiosvt

Pairing: SlightlyCriminal!Soonyoung x FBestFriend!Reader

Genre: Idiots to lovers, Hoshi is mildly involved in some criminal activities, both reader and Hoshi are #clueless, crack, fluff, mild angst, smut

Summary: Kwon Soonyoung has been in love with you since he could remember. He believed in soulmates simply because of you. Now, as an adult whose career choice is certainly less than legal, he’s made it his life’s mission to provide you with every possible convenience just to say he loves you. You, on the other hand, are completely clueless to both his feelings and his job. What could possibly go wrong?

Warnings: 18+ MINORS GO AWAY, criminal activities, some drinking, mentions of drugs, Hoshi is #downbad, literal crack fic I’m not sorry, eventual smut

(Smut warnings below the cut)

Smut Warnings: Sex but sloppy style, whining Hoshi, he’s so vocal I can’t, so much cum, sweaty sex, multiple positions, multiple orgasms, fingering, oral sex (f. and m. receiving), sloppy kisses, body worship (come on we love a man who knows his place), just whatever nasty smut my brain can think of bc I’ll probably come back later and edit the tags since this is just a promo

[metalbrojack]

i wonder if gabe also says mom to colleen like leno does and if she also calls him her son?

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this was the case. They are such an odd group and they probably all hangout at the smith house

[jackstheprinceofhearts]

jacksjacksjacksjacksjacksjacks

i agree

[0hwonderboy]

!!!! you used the tag!!!! -excited flailing- also bless for posting the clip after i saw / reblogged your photo set i went to prime to rewatch that episode for his bits and GOD. I, too, love it when he plays pathetic men. it was honestly so long since I saw that series but when the dog started what was it, licking? sniffing? IT HIT ME AND I WAS LIKE "OH GOD!!!! TIMOTHY!!!"

adore him.

HAHAHA YES!! i saw it floating around on here and was like, “ok this is fucking hilarious” (plus saw your tag on the reblog LOL)

AND THE LICKING SCENE WAS SOOO AWKWARD BUT I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. he did so good in that role, esp since he had his iconic mustache

[nostalgink]

YES HELLO YOUR ART IS GORGEOUS

HAVE A GOOD DAY

[BACKFLIPS INTO THE VOID] /SILLY

Tysm!!!! I'm so glad you like my art!!! I love sharing it!

[jackxsa9]

are you doing art requests?

HELL YEAH

I forgot to change the words on my bio ASADrfgsFG

[metalbrojack]

Dsmp to hockey pipeline??? Please explain how i could never fathom such a thing <3

It’s mostly artists in the hockey fandom. But it’s most likely because of the age range of the consumers, it’s the same people moving fandoms

Dsmp 2021: ages 12-25

Hockey2026: ages 17-29

Apparently Gabe P follows ex dsmp member Karl Jacobs on instagram. He could have been a fan is my theory

Songs used in edits now that were popular in the dsmp fandom: heatwaves, lovejoy or Wilbur soot’s discography, shut up and drive by Rhianna and surprisingly some cavetown.

[metalbrojack]

how i’m lookin at you

Don’t look at me like that…get back…