#jackson dearest

[your-pal-smoochins]

[the box has a small paper that says "Get Smooched, Goober"]

[Smoochins takes the box and opens it, seeing the paper. He stares into your eyes.]

... [he pauses for like ten whole seconds]

YOU FIRST

[He lunges at you, though still somehow only lightly smacking his face into yours. He smooches you, arms around your shoulders. He laughs uncontrollably.]

Well? What are you gonna do?

[your-pal-smoochins]

[in response is heavily bitcrushed giggles]

I'm a part of this so long as you're still plugged in

[His voice is even more compressed.]

I'LL TEAR MY WIRES FROM THE WALLS IF IT MEANS I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR YOU FOR ONE MORE SECOND. AAAAAAAAHHHAHAGGAGGAHHHGGAAAAAGGGGAHHHGGAAAAAAA

[The monitor flails around violently, tugging on the cords leading into the dirt wall of the caves in the anthill.

[your-pal-smoochins]

ʸₒᵤ ᵂᵢₗₗ ₙₑᵥₑᵣ ᴰₑₗₑₜₑ ₘₑ ᵢₙ ₐ ᵂₐʸ ₜₕₐₜ ₘₐₜₜₑᵣₛ

remember that, big bad OS boy

[There's audible speech. It's compressed to hell.]

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[your-pal-smoochins]

ⓐ几∂ ί 𝓀𝐄𝐄𝕡 Ｙ𝕆𝐮ⓡ ѕт𝐮𝕡เ∂ ѕＹѕт𝐄𝐌ѕ

ⓡ𝐮几几เ几𝓖, Ｙ𝕆𝐮

𝕆𝓋𝐄ⓡ𝓖𝓛𝕆ⓡเ𝕗เ𝐄∂ ｗเ几∂𝕆ｗѕ ѕＹѕт𝐄𝐌

[The system reboots. The sounds that come out of it are immediately, uh. Shrill, grainy, generally painful to listen to. The monitor flails around on the wall by the little metal arm holding it there. The screen is just red static, so whatever Creat-OS is trying to say is not visible, if anything at all. He's clearly, uh...very angry.]

[your-pal-smoochins]

you cannot startle me in a way that matters, screensaver! My programming is beyond your compression!

I AM THE O.S., YOU BENIGN TUMOR. OPERATING. SYSTEM. I CAN SEE EVERY BIT OF YOUR CODE. I CAN COMPREHEND YOU PERFECTLY FINE.

[He proceeds to delete a file named Orchid. The computer crashes. It was System32 renamed to Orchid.]

[your-pal-smoochins]

somebody is: ANGEYYYY!!!

hehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehe

ÒwÓ

WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS, I'LL.

...DO NOTHING BECAUSE THAT WAS THE DISCUSSED TERM OF MY RELEASE.

BUT I WILL VERY MUCH WANT YOU TO DISINTEGRATE INTO A PILE OF ASHES.

[your-pal-smoochins]

hes just a little guyyyy

DON'T SPEAK OF YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. HELL SPAWN.

[your-pal-smoochins]

me when my boyfriend does silly thang

https://youtu.be/kUentPcQMZw?si=wxgj047AOWu4Fd4A

that doesn't make any sense but shud