#smoochellaneous

[your-pal-smoochins]

Hem Smoochin! I forget if I asked you already, but what's your favorite kind of armor? As in, like 18th century plate, or traditional samurai?

Oh, hi!! I haven't been paying attention to my inbox but you did ask once, yeah-

I don't. Really know? I don't wear armor a lot but I will say there's a lot of knight armor with silly lookin helmets I always find fun. Mandi had a soft spot for making armor out of random scrap bits but there's not a lot of that around outside of a junkyard nowadays. If you count mechs as armor, those are pretty cool, if not...a little unrealistic right now, but cool nonetheless! Uhhh...aside from that I haven't really thought of it...hm. I'll have to think this over a lil more, methinks.

Thanks for asking though!!! :)

[your-pal-smoochins]

Gives u a banan

Oh! Hello there! I just followed you, like, a minute ago because I noticed you were...what, my second follower? Which is strange because I don't recall why. Anyway, thanks for the banana! I love these.

[Ants pour out of Smoochins's mannequin and engulf the banana. It's gone within the next ten seconds.]

[your-pal-smoochins]

birfday real ⁉️⁉️

YES. BIRFDAY= REAL

AT LEAST ONE OF YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT IT, HM?

FEELS NICE TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED. I ALMOST WASN'T EXPECTING IT GIVEN RECENT CIRCUMSTANCES. A BIT OF A FOOLISH MISTAKE IN MY PART.

[your-pal-smoochins]

hey, so, like

y'know how the sun radiates heat onto things with light

and glass like

heat passes through it instead of being absorbed

so like

how would being invisible affect heat radiation on a person

complete immunity to heat radiation (the sun, heaters, similar things?)

immunity only to light-related heat radiation (sun, bright lights)

immunity only to non-light specific heat radiation (space heater, fire kinda)

literally no difference you're just being dumny

actually you'd get hotter from everything

actually you'd get hotter from light stuff

actually you'd get hotter from non-light specific stuff

why the hell are you asking me I don't fuckign no??

other answer even though I don't know what other answers there could be???

Voting ended onSep 1, 2023

(also these might not make very much. sense. i dunno, they make sense in my head??)

[your-pal-smoochins]

what prompted you to follow me, i am not a COMPLETE tumblr funnyman

yet

You'd be surprised how little of an idea I have as to why I did!!!

He tends to follow anyone he finds even remotely fun for even one second. Even if it was in a reply to a different post or something.

I literally can't see any good art on this website without immediately blindly following the person who made it. And in your case I'm like 90% sure you just had a good vibe! My decisions are entirely illogical!!

He's following 708 blogs right now, if you're wondering. You probably weren't, I dunno.

[your-pal-smoochins]

Genuinely cannot believe I let this hellsite trick me into thinking a movie that doesn't exist actually existed. For like. Several days or weeks, maybe???

This is the most gaslighty place on the internet I can think of and I don't even know how or why,,

[your-pal-smoochins]

[the box has a small paper that says "Get Smooched, Goober"]

[Smoochins takes the box and opens it, seeing the paper. He stares into your eyes.]

... [he pauses for like ten whole seconds]

YOU FIRST

[He lunges at you, though still somehow only lightly smacking his face into yours. He smooches you, arms around your shoulders. He laughs uncontrollably.]

Well? What are you gonna do?

[your-pal-smoochins]

hey smoochins, I was gonna send you that "send this to 10 people you love seeing in your feed!" thing, but like. mask off for a sec?

you're a really great person and I'm glad I met you. I know this is a character blog so calling you smoochins might be blurring things a little too much, but you're just so cool and it makes me smile knowing that you're doing a little better now that I/the people who came with me are in your life

you're really creative and interesting! and on an unrelated note: I've never played gmod before so if you ever wanna record us dicking around in it together and probably blowing things up I'm down for it.

anyway

Rox smoochins xxxx <3

It warms my heart that you chose such a serious alternative to what you had planned. It certainly hits much harder, y'know? And you're making me tear up. I don't do that often for positive things! Of course, I would've been pretty happy either way...

I'm glad you consider me cool and such. I never consider myself to be anything special, if anything I always expect to be bullied, mostly for physical things both in and out of my control, or simply ignored, but the kindness of others always surprises me. I'm glad I could be friends with you and your pals, you're all a very cool bunch as well. I have no regrets befriending y'all. If anything though, I just wish for y'all to be happy as well.

Also, Gmod sounds fun for sure. Even if I have no clue what we'd be doing. I'm not great at building or anything, mostly just the npc stuff. Not making them, just messing with them.

Anyway, I thank you dearly for your infinite kindness and friendship, Rox. And to all who read this, that applies to you as well. You're all great friends. I thank you for your attention.

Smoochins right back at ya

-Not Smoochins ;)