#jacob ref

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What is Jacob's ideal partner like?

Ha. It’s hard to get Jacob into a relationship, let’s be honest. He’s usually the guy to just sleep around and to stay away from everything that looks even remotely like an obligation or commitment.

So it’s not like he has an “ideal” partner. It’s all about chemistry, to be honest. In a relationship, at least. Jacob is very territorial and possessive and protective, though, so his partner would have to deal with that. Jacob doesn’t mind backtalk. He doesn’t mind arguments. 

His “ideal partner” would let him be territorial and possessive. He’d accept that Jacob doesn’t have a sense for romance or big talk. He’d accept that Jacob is rough and quiet sometimes. Too talkative is a big no-go. A partner who would try to “heal” or “cure” Jacob (and his alcoholism and PTSD), a partner who would try to psychoanalyze him or who would show pity would be the biggest turn-off for him.

The ideal partner would be broken, too, in a way. Jacob is severely traumatized and broken, and in he’s given up hope that he’ll be “okay”. He takes what he gets, doesn’t whine, and moves along, while falling back on destructive coping mechanisms. It’s something a “normal” or mentally healthy person would probably not fully understand or tolerate.

In a solely sexual way (and Jacob is awfully shallow with his sexual encounters and one-night-stands) he prefers slender, very young boys when he tops. Preferably unexperienced and innocent looking - or the slutty, screaming, perverted opposite. There’s not much in between.

When he subs, he prefers much older men. Grey-haired. Hard muscle. Military tone. Stern voice and eyes. Capable of handling and overpowering him physically and mentally. Preferably with a cruel and violent streak. Because when he subs, he seeks repentance and atonement for his sins. So it better hurts a lot.

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Tell us about a day in the life of Jacob Lake

Jacob doesn’t have a rigid schedule. Not anymore, at least. He grew tired of military routine and schedules that leave no room to breathe. It’s what he enjoys most about being his own boss.

The thing that his days have in common is that they often start late. Jacob is a nocturnal creature, both when it comes to work and pleasure, so he gets up once he got enough sleep. That can be at 8 or 9 or 10 or even 11am. He doesn’t like to get up at noon, but sometimes he works until dawn, or longer, so it does happen that he gets up really late. Sometimes he doesn’t sleep at all. It depends.

He’ll usually start the day working out, unless there’s someone in his bed (which he tries to avoid, but sometimes he’s too drunk to end his encounters in time) or he’s too hung over. But most of the time, a thorough work out is what he does first.

Sometimes he eats breakfast at home, sometimes he gets something on the way. Sometimes he bothers making himself scrambled eggs and bacon, sometimes it’s just a very black coffee (with a shot of whiskey) or a protein shake.

He checks in on his business after break, spending some time in his actual office (which he hates doing), getting a briefing from his personal assistant about the day’s meetings and appointments with his clients and his team (he hates the whole paperwork and organizing, so she does it for him and he relies on her). Lunch isn’t a must for Jacob, and he usually doesn’t bother sitting down for it. His work days are filled with a few meetings with clients (usually the management of celebreties and politicians, sometimes business tycoons or underground bosses), organizing security for events from his desk (organizing money transports and things alike he likes to leave to his assistant and team) and training sessions with his team because it’s important that they are capable, of course.

He prefers to do the work outside the office, though, and prefers to spend as little time there as possible. He prefers the jobs outside. Personal protection. Observation. Security for events and people and certain shady underground transactions. He’s rather out there where the action is than inside. He even prefers the less legal deals, because the likeliness of an adrenaline rush, of things escalating is much higher than just guiding some bland starlet over a red carpet. He’ll do that, too, of course. It’s important for the publicity of his whole agency, but he prefers jobs where he might have to use his fists or his gun.

When those jobs start and end, depends on his clients, so he doesn’t have a “regular” schedule. He ends his work late, and likes to spend the time afterwards in clubs and bars to get a little drunk and pick up boys for anonymous rough, sex. Or, if he’s lucky, to find a muscled alpha male to dominate him (which usually takes longer and might make him reschedule the next day so he can spend more time with him). His nights are spend with working and whoring around. Somewhere in between, he’ll have dinner at some diner or restaurant, or he picks up something on the way. He needs to be spontaneous.

On his days off, he works out more and fucks more and drinks more.

Although he’s generally a person who likes a tidy home, Jacob doesn’t have to deal with laundry or cleaning up. That’s something his assistant arranges, as well, by hiring a housekeeper Jacob basically never gets to see. But on his days off, he takes care of it himself. He likes a clean loft. Since he doesn’t have any other particular hobbies (except for fucking and drinking and getting into trouble <.< ) Jacob spends his days off with random encounters and working out more, sometimes drunkenly watching tv shows. But that’s about it.

Jacob is a fucking mess of a man, so why would his daily routine be anything else but a mess, too? It’s usually: get up, work out, eat breakfast (or not), visit his office, have a few meetings/ train and spar, do some actual jobs, eat somewhere in between, end up in a bar to find someone to fuck. Fuck, sleep, repeat. That’s basically it <.<

[offoxesandotherstrangeanimals]

Evens for Sasha, odds for Tyler, multiples of 3 for Jacob and multiples of 5 for Milton

Sasha:

2. Favorite place to cum/be cummed on?

“N-none... to be honest. Cum... cum’s gross. Or... or whatever...wherever brings the highest bonus.”

4. Top or bottom?

“I’ve... I haven’t had the chance to... top often. It... it wasstressful. Not... awful... but stressful.”

6. Favorite name to call your partner in bed?

“... they... they usually specify what they... wanna be called. I... Idon’t have preferences.”

8. On the floor or against the wall?

“O-on the floor. Carpet burn is... is still better than a cramp in...the hip... or legs...”

10. Body shots?

„I’d… I’d rather not. I don’t like alcohol… But if… if the payment’s alright,I’ll do it.“

12. Do you use toys? What kind?

“P-privately? No... no. When I... when I’m working? Yeah. All kinds.Whatever... I’m paid for.”

14. Daddy kink?

*sputters* „Ew. I’ll… I’ll do it if I’m paid for. But I’m... I’m so notinto it.”

16. Would you participate in a threesome?

“Uh... I... I already have... It’s.. it’s basically against my... myrules... but... sometimes they’re... not asking. If the payment... if thepayment’s okay... I’ll do it again.”

18. Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

“The... the uh... a guy who’d... who had... he had a... nursery inhis... basement... That was... creepy.”

20. Would you eat ass?

„I… I don’t like it. But I’ll… I’ll do it. If you pay.”

22. Would you wear a collar?

“Y-yeah. But... but only as long as I get paid. And... and I can take itoff again after.”

24. Kinkiest thingyou’ve done?

„I… I’ve done… so many things… Didn’t… really enjoyed it, though.“

26. Pubes or cleanshaven?

„I… I could go without shaving, to be honest. Some... some people payfor it, though. So... so I’ll do it. On the other...? I don’t... I don’t care.As long... as long as it’s not... like... crazy hairy and... and pubes get...stuck in my throat. I... I hate that.”

28. How loud are you during sex?

“D-depends on... on the client. Usually... usually loud tho. They...they like loud. Most of the time.”

 Tyler:

1. Swallow cum or take it in the ass/pussy?

“The...uhm... second.”

3. Give or receiveoral?

„Can I have both?“

5. Favorite pet name to be called in bed? 

*flushes* (The answer is: “pretty boy”)

7. Ass or titties?

„Bu… the first.“

9. Describe the sexiest lingerie you can think of.

“Oh... I can think of... many things... I like... black lace.”

11. Best place to have sex?

“The bed.” (Or somewhere a little more public, like the restroom of arestaurant; he’s too shy to admit that...)

13. Best song to fuck to?

“I don’t listen to music very often. It’s... distracting.”

15. Funniest thing to happen during sex?

“I... don’t know? My... someone used to laugh when I... didn’tunderstand certain phrases. Or took them... literally. Or had to cough when Icouldn’t take it all down. I wasn’t very... experienced, in the beginning. Helaughed, so I suppose it was funny, although I am not sure why.”

17. Does pain turn you on?

“No. It doesn’t. It... really doesn’t.”

19. Would you sext or send nudes?

“I... would, I suppose. If... the right one came along.”

23. Do you watch porn? What kind?

*flushes deeply* “Y-yes.” (A LOT) “I like... the normal kind?”

25. Describe the perfect scenario for sex.

“I... don’t know?” (Take him out, make him wear something naughty, thengrope him under the table until he cums or fuck him in the back room. When athome, whisper sweet and filthy things in his ear, make him blush and just alittle tipsy so he isn’t as inhibited anymore, fondle his ass a lot and callhim a pretty boy. Then fuck him some more until he screams.)

 Jacob:

3. Give or receive oral?

“Both. I like both. If I had to choose... I’d give.”

6. Favorite name to call your partner in bed?

“Depends. I tend to... get a little filthy sometimes. Bitch. Slut. Baby.It really depends.”

9. Describe the sexiest lingerie you can think of.

“I’m not a fan of lingerie.” (YES HE IS, BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW IN HISDEFAULT SETTING. IT WILL TAKE SOME TIME AND CONVINCING FOR HIM TO DISCOVER IT.)

12. Do you use toys? What kind?

“Vibrators, dildos, plugs, fleshlights. I have a box. It’s prettystuffed.”

15. Funniest thing to happen during sex?

“Accidentally slapped my dick in someone’s eye. I guess it wasn’t asfunny for him initially, but we both had a good laugh.”

18. Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

“Depends on your definition of weird. I’ve fucked close to a battlefield once and sucked off a boy under a table. Weird enough?”

(21 doesn’t even exist in this meme <.< )

24. Kinkiest thingyou’ve done?

„Again, depends on your definition. I can get pretty kinky. I can take agood whipping, I don’t mind being watched, I don’t get nauseous from blood play.Name it, I’ve probably already done it. Hard limits are piss and shit. I don’tdo that. Other than that? I’m pretty open.”

27. Favorite position?

„Doggy style.“

 And, as I wrote in the tags when I reblogged the ask thingy, I’m afraidMilton isn’t available at the moment, but thank you for asking <3

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If muses were superheroes (or villains) what powers would they have?

Oooh, what an interesting question!

Milton: telekinesis, telepathy and mind control, immortality

Sasha: time manipulation and time travel or invisibility

Jacob: superhuman strength and invulnerability or shapeshifting or control of fire

Tyler: precognition or talking to animals

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Most sensitive parts of each muse's body?

Jacob: Let’s face it. He’s a manwhore. His whole body is one giant erogenous zone. Breathe into his direction and he pops a boner. But if you’d want to go for something specific? Go straight for his cock. That’d be a good choice. Also he likes his muscles being worshipped. Nipples are good, too. And he’s got a terrible oral fixation, so lips and mouth are good, as well.

Milton: his brain <.< Other than that it’ll be difficult, because he remains clothed most of the time. But I’d go (after asking permission!) for his cock. Or his hands (don’t tell him I told you).

Tyler: ass (!!), cock and nipples (also lips and neck)

Sasha: neck and lips

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Are any of the muses religious? (No Milton, believing you are a god (aside from the original verse where you are) doesn't count)

Jacob believes in God in the traditional Christian way, yes. But he also believes that God has abandoned him so he doesn’t give a shit about God (or so he pretends). He’s firmly convinced he’ll go to hell. He avoids churches because they make him feel uncomfortable and remind him of his sins. He seeks repentance and penance in sex with older men who dominate and hurt him.

Sasha has not really made up his mind yet. He was raised a Christian, but he’s not fully convinced God exists. He keeps an open mind, but usually has other problems to debate religion. He does, however, visit Catholic churches a lot when he’s ot on the streets and on the peak of his addictions. He likes the Stabat Mater statues, the weeping Mary statues. They make him feel like he’s not alone in his suffering.

Milton was raised a Christian, too. He’s had a few debates with Mason about religion, actually. (quote: “God is dead because he never existed. He was created by weak souls, staring into an abyss of meaninglessness. He was created to explain what simple minds couldn’t explain. We live in a world that defies God in any way.” )  Milton believes in the theory that mankind invented God to make life bearable. That humans have weak minds and seek guidance and comfort in a creature bigger than them. Believing in a God makes them feel better about life, it sets a system of value that would otherwise not be there. The only way to make people behave good is to make them fear punishment and hope for an afterlife. Milton is rather pragmatic in this regard. He believes the invention of God was a necessity to build a society, to establish morals,to make people function in the omnipresence of death and suffering. Their minds are too weak to live on without foolish hopes. 

Tyler believes in science, not in God. He believes in the things he can see, touch, theorize and explain. Bb was an aspiring scientist once upon a time, after all.

[offoxesandotherstrangeanimals]

Cocks or asses?

Milton: asses

Jacob: both

Tyler: cocks

Sasha: it’s not like he really has a choice so he gets both even when he doesn’t want to (ideally: none <.< give that boy cuddles, but if he’d have to choose he’d probably tend a bit more towards cocks, he’s curious about boobs, ngl)

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All muses: sweet or savoury?

Milton: savoury

Jacob: savoury

Tyler: sweet

Sasha: whatever he gets to eat <.< (but if he could choose: both)