#jacobavery

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shoujo meets with nat and jake

  THIS VERSION NAT STARTS OUT AS REALLY ANTISOCIAL???? LIKE SHE DOESN'T TALK TO PEOPLE MUCH BOYS ESPECIALLY

and nate and jake are tight bros off the bat at hs so he invites jake over and when nat sees jake she's like "oh god a visitor" and when she's about to go back in her room jake's like "oh!! nate care to introduce me to your sister?" nat hates jake right off the bat

and they're conversations that day are weird "so nat! how're you liking school? i mean you guys are new and all---" "uh yeah it's ok---" "but you shouldn't be intimidated!!!" "ummm ok ha" silence

and then jake thinks it's impossible to hold a decent conversation with this girl they just both have a bad impression of each other at the start it's horrible

"uh yeah. thanks for having me you two take care now!" "sure man anytime!" and nat doesn't even say goodbye

but they have the same botany class (i don't have a reason good enough to make jake take botany but SHHH) and they're paired up for the groupwork and jake's like "shit i'm screwed" and nat is able to answer every question without missing a beat

and then after class jake's like "woah you were really good back there!" and nat's just "i just know the answers because i happen to like plants, it's no big deal" and they start talking more often and when jake visits it's not so awkward anymore

and jake starts to introduce her to people?? like she gains more friends little by little and then she opens up a lot more nate is surprised!!! and then nate's talking to jake in private "can i just say that she's never really acted like this? i've always tried to get her to open up but she never acted on it like she's doing now. thanks a lot man you helped out so much" and he leaves with zack (wink) and then jake goes to find nat and uh

nat's like "oh hey jake! what's up how are you doing today" and jake just realizes wow, she really did change a lot and he just replies with i'm good an they have a really nice conversation while jake walks her home

and once they reach the doorstep nat's like "you didn't really have to walk me home you know. it's not that far a distance" and jake waves it off and says "i'd walk you home as much times you want me to, really." and nat goes blank at that and jake's freaking out on the inside "shit that made me sound like i'm hitting on her" and nat says "uh yeah. see you tomorrow then jake"

jake just freaks out while walking because he just hit on a friend he worked so hard to open up he looks crazy to the people who walk by him

meanwhile nat's at home freaking out for a different reason "does that mean he likes me does that mean....i can confess now WAIT UH"

so yeah. uh long story short they have a misunderstanding and nat accidentally asks him out and jake's like "what/??? but ok you're a sweet girl anyway" so they date even though it's a little one sided but jake falls in love later i swear u3u

they end up in love with each other so much the end

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THE DOG DAYS ARE OVER

"HOW ABOUT NAT AND NATE TURN INTO DOGS" - i

yih.

jake and zack are like "fuck which one's nate? which one's nat?" and one of them just barks and growls at them and the other stays silent and Z and J look at each other and "angry one's nate."

jake lets nat run around the garden a lot and he thinks it's super cute omg but he can't let nat know that that's not manly at all

likE CORGI!NAT LOOKING AT HER FLOWERS SO HAPPILY WHILE WALKING ON HER STUBBY CORGI LEGS AND BUTTERFLIES REST ON HER NOSE

zack just watches nate crash his room like "dude can you even read while you're a dog." he carries nate onto his lap while zack indian sits and they both read a book. zack reads it out loud because he thinks nate can't read it, he just isn't saying so

gotta let a dog have his ego

"nate this is boring---" nate barks angrily, "--fiiiiiiiiine."

after that though nate falls asleep on his lap and zack just. pets him while trying to not smile

then they all come together and nat just barks and walks about nate and nate is just yawning.... babies......... and z and j are just "............. what if they stay corgis forever"

"zack, i don't think your dick can handle that."

"neither can yours"

"touche"

then they change back

"nate could you read when you were a dog"

"shut up."

"hAH you're lucky i read it out loud then"

"where's my reward kiss"

"god celestion are you 12"

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zOMBIES

i love AUs and this is p long sorry ianna

i love zombie apocalypses

jake would freak out every time he shot a zombie like literally scream each time and zack's ears would ring a lot

nate kind of sleeps on the job so no one ever makes him keep watch. ever. when he's awake though he can kick ass

nat uses a shot gun because she's bad at precision. ZACK TAKES THEM OUT WITH A BASEBALL BAT. damn son. nate's a sniper

zack doesn't use his bat until he's sure no one's firing though. he doesn't trust jake out of all people

jake: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'LL ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT YOU?

zack: i'm pretty sure you don't know the difference between me and a zombie.

jake: pffft. that's because there isn't any difference, doofus

then when the day is done they sit around a campfire and miss the good old days

sometimes they sing so they can get their minds off it

and tell each other jokes. there isn't much stories to tell because you know they've been with each other a lot and talking about dead friends doesn't really lighten up the mood, so they just talk about nonsense until they all pass out

"what if it reaches the point that everything becomes so hard that they run out of things to sing

or run out of people to sing with like the last person standing just sorta

sings alone" - ianna always makes me cry i hate her

so zack and nat are both alive, and jake and nate have passed

and then when zack gets bitten / gets too injured he puts his hand on nat's cheek and "shhhh. shh. i know. i'm sorry too."

"take care of yourself, okay? it's what we would've wanted."

and nat just wants to say so much, but instead she just says, "wait for me." zack smiles and he nods before he closes his eyes.

nat's the last one standing

and every day is just a scratch on the log by the campfire

and a reminder that she still hasn't joined them

but she still keeps herself alive because killing herself would just waste their efforts but it hurts her a lot

and she sings by herself in front of the campfire and in the middle of the song her voice cracks and she starts crying really hard

bUT SHE STILL SINGS IT

AND SHE DOESn'T CARE IF SHE'LL ATTRACT ATTENTION BECAUSE WHAT'S THE POINT IF EVERYONE'S ALREADY LEFT

AND SHE'S LIKE THE LAST PERSON AND THEY'RE WAITING FOR HER TO GO WITH THEM

AND THE SONG'S DONE AND SHE JUST KEEPS CRYING UNTIL SHE CAN'T AND SLEEPS AND HOPES THE ZOMBIES TAKE HER WHILE SHE'S OUT

i can't i'm done with this AU any way i end it it's going to be painful anyway

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i want zack to wear hipster glasses sometimes. maybe like they're reading glasses and he likes the specs taking up his whole vision, and then everyone's like "lol zack i thought you weren't one for the mainstream" "fuck off"

nate thinks it suits him though and he mumbles a thank you and jake snorts.

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jake: hey dude so you know what happened last night?? cheerleader, B cups.

zack: i don't really want to know what happened to you in your wet dreams.

jake: aw, dude. don't be like that! i at least had a great time. ;)

zack: so you admit it was just your imagination?