my beautiful artistic interpretation of Maréchal Louis-Nicolas Davout suffering from period cramps. this is how I cope. sorry Davout

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my beautiful artistic interpretation of Maréchal Louis-Nicolas Davout suffering from period cramps. this is how I cope. sorry Davout
Everyone! Today is our Marshal Davout's birthday!
Wow, time flies so fast, huh?
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(I remember celebrating his 254th birthday like it was yesterday!)
You got the cake, Falcon?
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(Right here, Bourke.)
And I have prepared my voice for the most elegant birthday serenade! I'm sure Monsieur le Maréchal will love this year's birthday!
sorry I havent posted here in a while, was going through a rough patch, still slowly working my way out, here's a doodle dump
202 years ago today
It's that time of the year again.
Kak
(Indeed...)
He... He was one hell of a Marshal.
And the greatest man I've ever... ever known.
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(We're all crying, huh?)
I am not ashamed to do so.
Neither am I.
Kak
(Likewise.)
May you rest in peace, Monsieur le Maréchal...
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(I hope that you're with Gudin, Desaix and Napoleon again...)
I wish we can meet once again one day, Davout...
I shaved my 'stache, everyone! You like it?
Trobriand returns!
Hello, citizens of Tumblr! It is I, the one and only, Jacques Pierre Romain “Santiago” Denis de Keredern de Trobriand, aide-de-camp extraordinaire! But you can just call me Jacques or Trobriand.
I am the proud cousin of Simon Bolivar and uncle of Regis de Trobriand, Hero of Gettysburg. But most importantly, I am the aide-de-camp of Iron Marshal Louis-Nicolas Davout!
Through grace of God and Davout, I am allowed to speak to you, the people. The Marshal has also selected me to be the voice for my fellow aides like Colonel Falcon and Bourke.
So, to sum it up, if you want to talk to me or other aides about anything and everything, feel free to write to my inbox!
P.S: My DMs are always open to older women;)
This is Marshal Davout speaking. Ladies, don’t. Trobriand, I'll remove your Tumblr privileges if this continues.
Um, understood, Monsieur le Maréchal.
We, the heroic Aides of the legendary III Corps, wish our Emperor Napoleon a happy 256th birthday!
Here's to you, you lovable Corsican!
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(And if you're wondering why we're using the same cake we gave Davout, it's because we love them both equally!)
...Definitely!
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...I think I'm escaping to South America for a while...