Trobriand returns!
Hello, citizens of Tumblr! It is I, the one and only, Jacques Pierre Romain “Santiago” Denis de Keredern de Trobriand, aide-de-camp extraordinaire! But you can just call me Jacques or Trobriand.
I am the proud cousin of Simon Bolivar and uncle of Regis de Trobriand, Hero of Gettysburg. But most importantly, I am the aide-de-camp of Iron Marshal Louis-Nicolas Davout!
Through grace of God and Davout, I am allowed to speak to you, the people. The Marshal has also selected me to be the voice for my fellow aides like Colonel Falcon and Bourke.
So, to sum it up, if you want to talk to me or other aides about anything and everything, feel free to write to my inbox!
P.S: My DMs are always open to older women;)
This is Marshal Davout speaking. Ladies, don’t. Trobriand, I'll remove your Tumblr privileges if this continues.
Um, understood, Monsieur le Maréchal.
















