May 19, 2023
do you want finder to fart on you again ;3
... Really making this the last one huh. I'm being forced to say yes since I can't lie but I'd be much more coy if I could.
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do you want finder to fart on you again ;3
... Really making this the last one huh. I'm being forced to say yes since I can't lie but I'd be much more coy if I could.
Gali, the girl who has no idea WHAT a Jacuzzi actually IS exactly yet somehow every small pool she enters turns into one...
farts directly into your inbox so loud it rattles your damn app
"You know... if this was quite literally anyone else I would've wondered HOW exactly that was possible, but knowing you're the one behind it I'm not surprised by this greeting.
Anyway hello dear it's nice to see you again."
She has a fart button amazing.
"It's not a fart button!!! It's just people teasing me when my stomach happens to be upset is all! It's like it's totally on demand!"
I am genuinely wondering what will happen if Gali pass gas while like that.
"I... really wish people w-would hfffff stop tempting f-ffffate here..."
Gali just groaned as she felt her stomach, or at least what she assumed was her stomach, begin to gurgle and rumble. The area of my body being affected by this was much larger than she was used to it, in fact it was bigger than she was at her normal weight! Still, the rumbling and gurgling kept up, pressure building upon pressure desperately seeking it's exit until...
*BRRAAmmmPPPPAapppATTTLLLMMMMBBBRRRRFFFFRRRRmmmMPPPPRALLLTTTAAMMMMMMMPPpplLLLTTTLPPBRRPpMTERT*
An immense azure gas cloud was propelled out behind her, quickly darkening the grass and wilting several trees as it wafted away.
"Was... was it bad? I couldn't really tell..."
presses your fart button
The button mainly refers to her belly button, which when bloated often leads to the release of massive bouts of flatulence, much to Gali's embarrassment.
BRRRRMmmmMMMFFFFPPPPPTTTTLLLLLFFFRRRRRAAAPPPPPTTTL
Just like that.
Hope you can enjoy it when it comes, but that begs the question: how did you end up like this if you’re still a needed defender? Your own indulgence? Some outside force?
"Oh that's an easy question to answer at least, most of it stems from villains I've encountered, though some it does come from grey faced anonymous magic users as well it seems."
Eheh! I have that effect on people! But is there no way for you to enjoy your gas and lard? I may not know all your duties and the specifics, but is there someway you can “retire” for lack of a better term? Or keep fighting on even as you gain?
"Well, I suppose I could retired eventually, we do know that replacements can be appointed so I don't have to be in my position for eternity. I'm just not sure I'm ready to fully embrace that sort of a lifestyle just yet..."