#jade pine

[pandaluver]

Ruby: Dinner is ready!

Jade: Coming!

Oscar: it's time...Jade.

Jade: Huh?

Oscar: I'm going to teach you an important lesson now, so listen.

Jade nodded as Oscar knelt in front of her

Oscar: No matter how terrible it is...Do not say anything bad about Mommy's cooking, alright?

Ruby: What are you whispering about?

Oscar: O-Oh Nothing! I was just-

Jade: Daddy said that Mommy is a bad cook!

Oscar:....

Ruby: Sweetie, go to the table...Daddy and I need to talk.

Oscar: Betrayed by my own child!

[deb0o]

full jade canva because she deserves it! UwU

[maswartz]

I love how many people have adopted Jade as a name for an RG daughter

[mcmystery]

Day 5: Book/Favorite Story

Guys. I literally can’t. This drawing has me laughing for days omfg.

I made the freaking bamboo doll in animal crossing a few days ago and I had to make this

[pandaluver]

Weiss: Come on, Ruby and Oscar! You guys are late for work!

Ruby: Ugh...

Oscar: *Whispers* Jade, can you tell your Auntie Weiss that we are not here?

Jade: Mommy and Daddy are not here!

Weiss:....Are you sure?

Jade: Yes, they just told me!

Oscar/Ruby: No-

[pandaluver]

Jade’s Curiosity Part 1

Oscar: Hey, I'm back!

Ruby: Oscar, we need to talk!

Oscar: About?

Ruby: Well...I came home from work and I caught Jade on her laptop watching this...

Ruby plays the video and....let's just say noises are heard.

Oscar: Jade saw this?

Ruby: *Covering her eyes* Uh-huh

Oscar: This is dirty...Like "Atlas exchange student arrives in Vacuo, orders pizza and can't pay for it" dirty

Ruby: What?

Oscar:.....

[pandaluver]

Ruby: *Holding up Baby Jade* Say mommy! Say Mama!

Jade:.....

Ruby: How about Mom?

Jade:....

Yang: Shit sis, maybe it’s too hard-

Jade: Sh...Shi....Shit!

Ruby: Yang...Did she just say what I think she said?

Yang: N-No! NO NO NO NO NO! She said...Shiiiiiii...P-Skip! She said skip!

Jade: Shit!

Ruby:......

[pandaluver]

Yang Dropping Jade off at School

Yang: Good Luck!...But before you go, remember what we said?

Jade: YES! No Hugs, No Kisses!

Yang: Because?

Jade: JADE DON’T NEED BOYS CAUSE I’M A STRONG GIRL!

Yang: And?

Jade: AND IF YOU INSIST IMMA PUNCH THE BALLS!

Yang: Perfect! Don’t forget to scream that as much as possible