oh for sureee, sheâs got countless of viral moments it seems neverending. fans still live for it tho!!!
more about driver!yn
the podium slip
Rain soaked podium. Champagne everywhere. YN took one step in her race boots and slipped, did a perfect spin, and took George down with her.
He fell. Oscar slipped on them. Yuki watched it all happen with a horrified face from below the podium. They all ended up on the floor. She raised a thumbs up from the ground and said:
âI stuck the landing.â
âWHY DID SHE TAKE GEORGE DOWN WITH HERâ
the team radio breakdown
She was in P2. Two laps to go. The podium was hers. And thenâsnap. A mechanical failure. Complete power loss, everything stopped.
She rolled to a stop in sector three, heart thundering, fists clenched so tight it shook. The radio crackled. And thenâanger.
âI swear, I will actually FIGHT this car. Someone hold me back.â
Lucaâs silence was deafening.
Later, she laughed about it. Said sheâd cool off. But fans? They turned it into a war cry.
âlucaâs js used to everything sheâs doingâ
post race cravings
Post-race interview. She looked dead behind her eyes. Grease smudged her jaw. Her ponytail was falling apart. The race had been hell. No points, no pace. And the reporter asked what her plans were.
She sighed, blinked slowly, and went: ââŠnuggets. McDonaldâs. Iâd sell my souls for a 20 piece right now.â
And the best part? McDonaldâs replied. By the next race, she had a personalized nugget box. With her number on it.
âshe ate the nuggets during fp1. realest driver out thereâ
the lewis interview
Post race, she walked into frame next to Lewis. Exhausted, but radiating chaos. He leaned on her shoulder. She leaned back.
âWeâre tired,â he said to the mic.
âWeâre delusional,â she added. They both bursted into laughter.
They started high-fiving out of nowhere mid-interview. Talking over each other. Giggling at nothing.
The interviewer gave up halfway through.
âthese two have NO media training and we LOVE thatâ
grid kid softness
He looked scared. Eight years old, holding the umbrella next to her on the grid, hands shaking.
She knelt down.
âHey,â she said gently, handing him her cap. âYou look cool. Wanna wear this?â He nodded shyly.
She fist-bumped him. âYouâre braver than half the grid.â
He beamed back at her. And she stood for the anthem, capless, with one hand protectively behind his back.
âhe said she makes him feel âsafe.â iâm actually sobbingâ
the seb moment
During a race weekend, Sebastian Vettel made a surprise paddock appearance. YN spotted him from across the media pen and literally gasped. Covered her mouth. Full body turn. Then ran.
They hugged, she squealed. He called her "the fiercest thing on four wheels." She teared up.
Photos of her beaming at Seb like he was her dad? Broke the internet. They love them both.
âshe looked like a kid meeting her heroâ
the public nap situation
It was between sessions. Hot day. Busiest paddock of the season.
Someone walked by a tire stack and found YN asleep behind it. Fully out. Arm as a pillow. Hoodie pulled over her eyes, how did she get there?
She woke up to the sound of a mechanic accidentally dropping a wrench and sat up like a soldier in a war movie.
âAm I late for quali?â she asked. It was 11 am.
She then fell back to sleep instantly.
âno bcs WHY ARE THEY JS LETTING HER SLEEP THEREâ
hi ellieeee ik this isnt a req, but i just wanted to ask for some tips on writing fics. im a fairly new writer and i really wanna up my game đ
hi my lovely! i honestly am probably terrible when it comes to writing tips because i donât have a proper routine. but here are a few things;
start with a general idea in your mind. like have an idea where the story is going to go and think out the major plot lines.
write with the flow. write from page one to last page. i think you can definitely write better when thereâs a natural flow to the piece of writing.
i always write with a prompt or song or pinterest board in mind, because it helps with my inspiration. e.g. if iâm writing a sad piece i will play sad songs and listen out for useful lyrics and type like âsad aestheticâ photos on pinterest to gain inspiration.
donât go in with a set length in mind. just write whatever you want and donât set boundaries on your own work.
summary: the rules are strictâyou must date for two months, you must act convincingly in public, and whoever catches feelings first automatically loses.
pairing: john logan (off campus) x fem!reader
warnings/tags: 18+ content (read responsibly!) fake dating trope, enemies to lovers if you squint, mild swearing, emotional constipation, sexual tension/suggestive banter, basically the deal but make it john logan with a few changes (requested by anon who asked for a fake dating trope)
The bass vibrating through the floorboards of the hockey house felt less like a party and more like a localized seismic event.
Standing in the corner of the living room, a red plastic cup of lukeward beer held loosely in your hand, you observed the chaos with the detached scrutiny you usually reserved for your political science seminars.
It was only eleven on a Friday night, but the house was already operating at maximum capacity. Bodies pressed together in the dim ligthing, moving to a track that threated to shatter the windows.
"You're doing the thing again," Hannah said, appearing at your shoulder. She smelled like expensive vanilla and whatever fruity drink Garrett had given her.
"I have no idea what you're talking about," you replied.
"That glare," Hannah clarified, bumping her shoulder against yours. "The one where you look at this party like it's something worth writing a thesis on. Relax, babe. It's Friday. Your debate briefs are done, just have fun."
"I am having fun," you said midly. "I just watched a guy try to open a beer bottle with his teeth and fail."
Hannah sighed, shaking her head, though a fond smile played on her lips. At the age of twenty, Hannah Wells was one of the few people at Briar you genuinely liked.
She was grounded, observant, and possessed the patience of a saintâwhich she needed, considering she was dating Garrett Graham, a man who took up entire too much oxygen in any given room.
Speaking of, your eyes tracked Garrett as he navigated through the sea of drunk undergraduates, making a beeline straight for Hannah.
"Hey, beautiful," Garrett said, sliding an arm around Hannah's waist and pressing a kiss to her temple that was too domestic for a frat party.
He looked over her head at you. "Thrilled as always to see you radiating sunshine."
"I try to keep the moral high, Graham," you replied dryly.
"Where's the rest of your circus?" Hannah asked, leaning comfortably against Garrett's chest.
"Dean is currently trying to convince two freshmen that he's investigating the economics of the campus weed supply for school purposes," Garrett said, sounding entirely unbothered.
"Tucker's in the kitchen making a charcuterie board out of Ritz crackers. And Logan's somewhere. Probably flirting his way into a girl's pants."
Logan.
That name alone felt like a minor inconvenience. He was perpetually restless, hiding an objective sharp mind beneath layers of obnoxious frat-boy humor.
He was the kind of guy who couldn't stop movingâtapping cups, spinning cups, drumming his fingers against tables. His main flaw, as far as you could tell, was his absolute refusal to be genuine for more than three seconds.
"Don't tell me he's right behind me," you said, detecting a sudden shift in the air behind your back.
"He's right behind you," a voice drawled near your ear.
The heat radiating off his chest was immediate, creeping through the thin fabric of your top. You turn slowly, tilting your head back to meet Logan's eyes.
He was tall, his broad shoulders practically blocking the strobe lights from the makeshift dance floor.
"Sweetheart," Logan said, a lazy, infuriating smirk curving his mouth. "You're at my house. Drinking my cheap beer. Looking aggressively judgmental. It's like my birthday came early."
"If it were your birthday, I would've brought a gift," you shot back. "Like a dictionary. Or perhaps a book on basic social etiquette."
Garrett snorted loudly, burrying his face in Hannah's neck to muffle his laughter.
Logan didn't flinch. Instead, he took half a step closer. He did this all the timeâinvaded personal space, trying to rattle people with his presence. He smelled like beer and an underlying male musk that was very distracting.
"A dictionary?" Logan feigned hurt, placing a hand over his heart. "I passed my comms paper last week. Got a B-plus. Care to issue an apology for implying I'm illiterate?"
"A B-plus?" You arched an eyebrow. "Let me guess. The prompt was a three-page analysis of team dynamics, and you just described the plot of The Mighty Ducks."
Logan's eyes darkened, a flash of genuine amusement sparking in the dim light. "First of all, it was Miracle. Have some respect for the classics. Second of all, my work was flawless. You're just mad because you actually study for that class and I can bullshit my way into the same bracket."
"You don't bullshit, Logan, you distract," you corrected, your voice dropping an octave as you leaned in just a fraction. Two could play this game.
"Your arguments have zero structural integrity. You win debates by being loud and charming, forcing the opposition to give up out of sheer exhaustion. It's a cheap tactic."
"If it works, it's not cheap," he murmured, his gaze dropping to your mouth for a split second before returning to your eyes. "It's effective. You'd know that if you didn't argue like a politician who hates people."
"I don't hate people," you replied smoothly. "I just set high standards."
"Oh, snap!" A new voice interjected cheerfully.
You glanced sideways to see Dean materializing out of nowhere, dragging a very tired-looking Tucker behind him.
"Look who it is," Dean grinned, tossing an arm around Logan's shoulders and gesturing wildly at you with a solo cup. "Briar's premier academic terror."
"Hello, Dean. Did you solve the economic crisis of the campus weed supply?"
Dean blinked, genuinely taken aback, before pointing a finger at Garrett. "You told her? That was supposed to be a covert op, Graham!"
"You were shouting it at two freshmen in the kitchen!" Tucker sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. He looked at you apologetically. "Good to see you. Sorry about... all of this."
Logan let out a low huff of laughter, stepping closer again. His arms brushed yours, sending an unbidden, sharp thrill of heat straight up your spine.
"So what are we aggressively debating tonight?" Dean asked eagerly, looking back and forth between Logan and you like you were a tennis match.
"Last week it was the geopolitical implications of Batman. Which for the record, you won. Logan sounded like an idiot."
"I was making a valid point about vigilante infrastructure," Logan protested loudly. "And I'm not doing this again. I was just pointing out that she hates fun. She thinks sports superstitions are dumb."
"I didn't say they were dumb," you corrected, turning your body fully toward Logan. "I said they were pathetic. Tapping a hockey stick against the post does not appease the 'hockey gods.' It's just you, a grown man, relying on magic because you can't shoulder the burden of a random outcome."
The entire circle went dead silent.
Even the thumping bass of the track seemed to fade into the background as Garrett, Dean, and Tucker all stared at you in horror. Superstitions in a hockey house were effectively a religion.
You had basically just walked into the Vatican and insulted the Pope.
Hannah covered her face with her hands. "Oh, God."
Logan didn't look mad. If anything, the smirk pulling at the corner of his mouth grew sharper.
"Say that again," he dared you, his voice a low, gravelly rasp that sent a flush of heat creeping up your neck.
"I don't repeat myself for the stubbornly ignorant," you whispered back, holding his gaze fiercely.
For a long moment, neither of you moved. Logan was overwhelming up close, the scent of his cologne curling into your lungs. He was staring at you like you were a puzzle he firmly intended to break apart.
The physical awareness between you was suddenly deafening. The rise and fall of his chest, the slight flex of his jaw, the way his thumb rubbed absently against the seam of his jeans.
It was heavy, heated, and entirely inappropriate considering you were fundamentally incompatible.
"You guys flirt like divorced parents," Dean announced loudly, shattering the tension.
You stepped back instantly. "I'd rather die, Di Laurentis."
"Seriously," Garrett chimed in, leaning against the wall with a delighted grin. "The sexual tension is ruining my high. Just make out already so Logan stops acting like a rabid dog every time you walk into a room."
"I do not act like a rabid dog," Logan snapped. He glanced at Garrett before shooting a defensive look at you. "And for the record, I don't flirt with her. Having a civil conversation with her is like trying to pet a cactus."
"A cactus?" You crossed your arms. "Your metaphors are weak as shit."
Logan stepped into your space again. "My metaphors are elite. You couldn't handle dating me anyway. I'm exhausting."
"Please," you scoffed. "I'd win."
Logan blinked, momentarily thrown off-balance. "You'd... win dating me? That doesn't even make sense."
"It means," you said, stepping right up into his space. "That if we dated, I would be completely unbothered. You, on the other hand, would crack in a week. You need vaildation too much. The moment I didn't laugh at your stupid jokes, your ego would implode."
"Is that right?" he asked, his voice dropping into a dangerously smooth register.
"That's a hypothesis," you whispered, holding his stare. "Backed by evidence."
"Alright, that's it," Garrett shouted, clapping his hands together like a referee ending a play. "Bet."
You tore your eyes away from Logan to look at Garrett. "What?"
"I'm calling the bluff," Garrett announced, stepping into the center of the circle. "Two months."
"Garrett, no," Hannah warned, grabbing his arm. "This is such a bad idea. They'll kill each other."
"No, let him speak," Logan interrupted, his eyes never leaving your face. There was a reckless, arrogant light in his gaze now. "What are you proposing, G?"
"A fake relationship," Garrett declared grandly. "Two months. Exclusive. Here are the terms: You two have to publicly pretended to be wildly, obnoxiously in love. You go to parties together. You sit in the cafeteria. You do all the gross couple shit."
"Absolutely not. You're the one to talk about fake relationships, Graham," you said immediately.
"Let him finish," Dean rubbed his hands together like a villain. "This is getting good."
"If you quit early, you lose," Garrett continued, counting on his fingers. "If you make it obvious to anyone outside this circle that it's fake, you lose. And the most important rule: whoever catches feelings first, loses."
Logan let out a bark of laughter. "Catch feelings? For her? I'd rather drink bleach."
"The feeling is mutual," you shot back smoothly.
"Excellent," Tucker said mildly, folding his arms. "Then this should be effortless for the both of you."
"If you both survive two months without losing," Dean added hastily, clearly inventing the stakes on the spot, "the three of us will cover Logan's share of the rent for the semester. And for the lady... we'll pay for your prep courses for the LSAT."
You froze. LSAT prep courses were expensive. You had been working extra shifts at the campus library just to save up for the basic packages.
Your secret, the one you closely guarded beneath your tailored clothes and sharp remarks, was that you constantly, exhaustingly stressed about money. Your parents weren't footing your tuition like the rest of the kids in this house.
You glanced at Logan.
He looked entirely unbothered, practically vibrating with the arrogant certainty that he could beat you. He probably thought it would be easy money. He probably thought he could charm his way through two months of fake dates, annoy you into quitting, and walk away victorious.
"Two months," you verified. "Exclusive public dating. Must appear convincing. Catching feelings results to an automatic forfeit."
"Those are the terms," Garrett confirmed, looking far too pleased with himself.
"Babe," Hannah whispered, leaning into your ear. "Do not do this. Logan is an idiot, but he's a very aggressively charming idiot. You're voluntarily putting yourself in the line of fire."
"Hannah," you murmured back, eyes fixed on Logan. "I'm going to ruin his life."
You stepped forward, extending your hand toward Logan.
"Deal."
Logan looked at your outstretched hand for a moment. A muscle ticked in his jaw. Then, slowly, he reached out and wrapped his calloused hand around yours. His palm was warm, rough from years of handling a hockey stick, and the sheer size of his grip swallowed your hand completely.
The moment your skin made contact, a violent, unexpected jolt of heat shot straight up your arm, setting low and heavy in your stomach. Logan's eyes snapped up to yours, widening just a fraction as if he had felt the same shock.
"Two months," Logan murmured, his voice suddenly sounding lower, rougher than it had a moment ago. "Try not to fall in love with me."
"Don't worry, Logan," you said, stepping back, desperately ignoring the tingling warmth still radiating across your skin. "I prefer men with actual reading comprehension skills."
As you turned away, dragging Hannah toward the kitchen to refill your beer, your mind was racing. You had a 3.9 GPA. You had destroyed professors in debates. You were composed, rational, and immune to college boy bullshit.
What are you doing with your life?
What happens after you agree to a fake-dating bet with John Logan is not a smooth, cinematic transition into romance. It is a controlled massacre of your entire existence.
By Monday morning, Briar University had done what Briar always did with total campus chaos: it weaponized it into gossip.
The exact moment you knew your carefully, ordered, highly academic life had collapsed was when you walked into your first class. Three people you had never seen before in your life turned in perfect, horrifying unision said, "Hey, Logan's girlfriend."
You didn't correct them. Not because it was true, but because correcting them would imply that you cared enough to use your vocal cords. And you absolutely refused to give the entire hockey house the satisfaction of knowing they've got you riled up.
Logan was waiting outside the lecture hall. As soon as he saw you, he pushed the wall with a lazy smirk. "Morning, sweetheart."
"Don't call me that in daylight. I feel like I'm being slaughtered."
"That's the whole point," he replied easily, not missing a beat.
Before you could step past him, he moved directly into your personal space. Logan didn't understand the concept of a normal human boundary.
Or, more accurately, he understood it perfectly and just liked seeing you try to calculate the physics of how much trouble you'd get into for shoving him into the nearest trash can.
He held out a coffee cup. You paused. "...Is that for me?"
"No, it's an experiment. I'm conducting a study on what happens when your cold, robotic, cynical heart accepts a basic act of human kindess. Do you melt? Do you hiss? I need to know."
You snatched it from his hand with a glare. You took a sip, fully prepared to criticize his taste, but stopped mid-swallow. It was exactly how you liked it.
You hated that he knew that. You hated that he had apparently paid attention to your order exactly once three weeks ago and cataloged it away.
By noon, your little arrangement has entered phase two.
When you sat down in the crowded dining hall with your laptop open, ready to get some actual work done, Logan didn't take the empty seat across from you.
He slid right onto the bench next to you. His thigh pressed casually against yours, the heat of his body radiating through his jacket. He acted like it was completely accidental, totally ignoring the fact that your entire nervous system was actively trying to exit your body through your ears.
Dean slid into the seat across from you a second later, immediately grinning like a hyena. "Oh, this absolute disgusting. Look at you two. You're doing the couple lean already. My stomach is turning, I love it."
"We're not leaning," you said, stiffening your posture until you were straight as an ironing board.
Logan immediately leaned his entire upper body weight into your shoulder, resting his chin almost directly on your collarbone to look at your laptop screen.
"What are we studying, baby?"
You shifted away, your face burning.
He followed.
You shifted back toward the edge of the bench.
He followed again, nudging his shoulder against yours with a quiet chuckle that vibrated right against your side.
"If you don't move three inches to the left," you whispered to Logan, "I'm going to stick this fork in your knee."
"Threatening me with bodily harm?" Logan beamed, completely unbothered. "Write that down, G. It's out one-week anniversary."
By the second week, the cracks in your defense strategy started small. Annoyingly, frustratingly small.
The real issue was Logan remembering things. Not grand, cinematic, romantic things. That would've been easy to ignore. It was worse. It was the mundane, everyday things.
On Tuesday, a freak afternoon thunderstorm hit right as your statistics seminar let out. You stood in the lobby of the building, staring gloomily at the pouring rain, fully prepared to ruin your favorite shoes and your mood.
Then the heavy glass doors swung open, bringing in a gust of cold air, and there was Logan. He was soaking wet, his hair blasted blasted by the wind, holding out a massive umbrella.
"What are you doing here?" you asked. "Don't you have practice?"
"Canceled," he lied smoothly, though you knew for a fact hockey practice was never canceled unless the arena literally froze over from the outside.
"C'mon, I'm not letting your stuff get damaged. I'd never hear the end of it."
On Thursday, after you spent six straight hours in the computer lab and forgot that human beings require food to stay alive, he casually walked past your desk.
Without saying a word, he dropped a bag of chips, a sandwich, and a protein bar right on top of your keyboard. He didn't even linger for a thank you; he just flashed you a smile and kept walking.
Then he started walking you home from the campus library. Every single night.
"You don't have to do this, you know," you told him one chilly night. "I'm perfectly capable of walking without security."
"I know," he replied simply, his hands shoved deep into his pockets.
That was it. No cocky comeback. No punchline to ease the tension. Just complete, unbothered certainty. And that was the exact problem. John Logan didn't do anything without intent.
Later that weekend, the hockey house threw a massive party that you were forced to attend to 'keep up the act.' You were standing with Logan by the crowded kitchen island when Dean loudly announced to a group of girls.
"Just so you all know, Logan hasn't even looked at anyone's way ever since she came. The man is practically a monk."
The girls laughed, looking at Logan expectantly, waiting for him to play along or make a joke.
Logan didn't deny it. He didn't even laugh. He just took a slow sip of his cup and said, "No time. I've been busy."
And he looked directly, intensely at you when he said it.
The heat in his gaze made your face feel like it was on fire. You came very, very close to throwing your cup of beer straight at his beautiful, stupid forehead. Almost.
By week three, the rest of the house began to notice that something was seriously off with the atmosphere.
It wasn't that you were acting like a couple in public (That was the literal objective of the bet). The actual problem was much worse: it was starting to look real when absolutely no one was watching.
Hannah cornered you in the kitchen on a Sunday afternoon while you were trying to make tea.
"You're aware you're softening, right?" she asked, leaning her hip against the counter and eyeing you.
"I am not softening," you said keeping your voice entirely flat and monotone.
Hannah gave you a long, knowing look that made you want to crawl under the floor. "You're not losing the bet," she said quietly, her tone softening. "But something's happening."
She patted your shoulder in a way that felt entirely too sympathetic and walked away before you could come up with a brilliant counterargument to save face.
The following week was the week everything completely shifted, because Logan stopped performing.
The flirting didn't disappear, but it changed into something unrecognizable. There was less showmanship, less playing to the crowd. He stopped making the rest of the campus his audience.
Instead, he started making you his sole focus.
One chilly Friday night, he walked you back to your dorm after a grueling study session that had left you wishing for a quick death.
"You don't have to come up to the door," you said. "I have my keys anyway."
"I know."
But he didn't move. He just stood there, his breath turning to white mist in the cold night air. His dark hair was slightly messy from the wind, and he looked incredibly human.
The silence stretched between you, growing longer and heavier by the second. Usually, this was the part where he'd make a sarcastic comment, flash his signature grin, or try to steal a fake kiss to get a reaction out of you so he could tease you about it.
But he just looked at you.
Then quieter than you'd ever heard him speak, Logan said, "You ever think about what happens after this?"
You frowned, "We win. Obviously. You and I get the satisfaction of annoying the boys and not pay for anything. Life continues exactly as it did before we started this."
"That's not what I meant."
You studied his face. The streetlights threw sharp shadows across his jawline. He wasn't smirking, or teasing, he looked incredibly still. It made your stomach tighten in a way that you really, really did not appreciate.
"I don't think about the after," you said carefully, your voice barely above a whisper.
Logan nodded once. Like that was a completely acceptable answer. Like it was for now.
"Goodnight," he said softly, turning to walk down the path toward his car.
Naturally, the first real breakdown happened during a completely stupid, unromantic moment.
It was a Thursday night in the absolute deepest basement of the campus library. It was past 2:00 AM. Your notes looked like ancient hieroglyphics, your brain felt like wet cement, and your very last remaining nerve was hanging on by a single, fraying thread of caffeine.
Out of nowhere, a familiar shadow fell over your messy desk. Logan slid into the wooden chair directly across from you. He looked entirely too awake for two in the morning.
âYou look like youâre about to commit a felony,â he said, eye-level with your massive stack of textbooks.
âI am studying.â
âThatâs worse.â
You pinched the bridge of your nose, feeling a massive headache blooming behind your eyes. âWhy are you even here, Logan? Don't you sleep?â
He reached out and lightly tapped the edge of your open laptop. âBecause Hannah told me you havenât eaten anything since lunch. And because youâre stubborn.â
âIâm fine.â
âYour hands are shaking.â
âIâm just highly focused. Itâs an adrenaline rush.â
âYouâre going to pass out on a public desk and some freshman is going to steal your notes.â
âI said Iâmââ
The words caught in your throat. Logan reached across the table, his large hand wrapping around the top edge of your laptop, and gently but firmly closed it shut.
âCome on,â he said.
It wasn't a command. He wasn't teasing your or trying to be funny. His voice was just filled with a quiet, undeniable certainty that completely disarmed me.
You stared at him, your stubbornness trying to flare up one last time. âIâm not done.â
âYou are for tonight,â he said. He paused, looking at you with an expression that was so soft, so genuinely sweet, it scared me more than any test ever could. Quieter, he added, âIâm not asking.â
And for some horrific reason, that was what broke you. It wasn't him trying to control the situation; it was the fact that he was disguising genuine, protective care as control. My throat felt tight.
Once you got outside into the cool, crisp night air, he pulled a warm, wrapped breakfast sandwich out of his jacket pocketâhe must have gone to the 24-hour diner down the streetâand handed it to you.
âYouâre really not supposed to be good at this,â you whispered, your voice cracking slightly.
âAt what?â
âWhatever this is. Being nice. Taking care of me. Itâs messing with everythingâ
Logan leaned his back against the brick wall of the library, looking down at you with a soft, steady expression. âIâm not trying.â
And that, right there, was the ultimate problem. He wasn't trying to act like a good boyfriend for the bet. He just was.
By week six, Garrett called an emergency house meeting. In the hockey house, a formal house meeting meant disaster was not just imminentâit had already arrived, unpacked its bags, and moved into the guest room.
âYou guys are failing,â Garrett announced, pointing a finger at you and Logan from across the living room coffee table like a disappointed coach.
âWe are literally not failing,â you shot back instantly, crossing your arms defensively. âEveryone on campus thinks weâve been dating for a month and a half. The dean literally asked me how Logan was doing yesterday.â
âYouâre not winning, though,â Dean corrected, leaning over the back of the couch with a piece of leftover pizza in his hand.
Tucker nodded from the armchair, not looking up from his phone. âThere is a distinct difference between surviving and winning.â
Logan leaned back in his seat, looking completely unbothered as he stretched his long legs out across the rug. âWeâre fine. The bet is intact. No one doubts us.â
Hannah didnât speak at all. She just sat in the corner armchair, watching the two of you with a look that made you incredibly nervous.
Garrett stood up and started pacing, pointing between the two of you. âYouâre supposed to be acting. That was the deal. Fake dating. But right now, Logan looks like heâs thinking way too much about what he's doing, and she looks like sheâs actively trying not to look at him. Itâs weird. The vibe is off.â
âI donât think,â Logan scoffed, rolling his eyes. âItâs against my brand.â
Without thinking, your brain completely bypassing your filters, you blurted out, âHe absolutely thinks. He thinks more than all of you combined. Heâs incredibly observant, and just because he doesn't shout his thoughts doesn't mean he's empty-headed.â
The entire room went dead silent. Garrett stopped mid-pace. Dean froze with the pizza halfway to his mouth.
They all stared at you. Then you realized what you had just done: you had just fiercely, reflexively, passionately defended Logan Johnâs honor in front of his best friends.
That was entirely new. That was not in the script. You hated myself a little bit in that moment, your cheeks burning a bright, undeniable crimson.
It was exactly eleven forty-five on a Friday night, which meant there were fifteen minutes left on the clock.
Fifteen minutes until the wager expired. Sixty days of holding hands in public corridors, sixty days of leaning close enough to share breath but never a kiss, and sixty days of you telling yourself you were fundamentally immune to John Logan.
The bass of the off-campus house party rattled through the worn wooden floorboards, vibrating against the soles of your boots. Red and purple strobe lights sliced through the humid, crowded room, illuminating the exact moment Logan broke through the throng of sweaty bodies.
He moved with that infuriating, effortless grace he always possessedâbroad shoulders easily parting the crowd, his dark leather jacket slipping past red plastic cups and uninhibited dancers.
His eyes were locked on you from across the room. There was no trademark smirk tonight. No lazy, arrogant tilt to his jaw. He looked deadly serious.
Your heart did a violent, terrifying stutter against your ribs. Don't lose your nerve.Â
The bet had been simple: fake date for two months to get your respective meddling friends off your backs, and whoever caught feelingsâwhoever tapped out firstâlost. It was an exercise in ego. A test of pure, stubborn willpower.
He knew exactly where to touch your lower back to make your breath hitch. You knew exactly how to angle your neck when he whispered in your ear so that he would lose his train of thought. It was mutually assured destruction disguised as a joke.
But as he stopped right in front of you, the joke was violently dead.
He took your hand, wrapping his large, warm fingers around your wrist, and pulled you out of the kitchen. You followed blindly, letting him navigate you down a narrow, shadowed hallway away from the crush of the party. The noise muffled slightly, swallowed by the heavy coats piled on a nearby bench.
Logan turned to face you. The shadows carved sharp angles into his cheekbones. His chest was rising and falling a little too fast, his dark eyes entirely devoid of their usual playful challenge. He took a single step into your space, trapping the air between you.
"Time's almost up," he murmured, his voice a low, rough scrape against the thrumming music from the other room.
"I know," you breathed. Your throat felt incredibly dry. You fought the urge to step back, but the wall was already pressing against my shoulder blades. "You ready to concede?"
"No," he said flatly. Then, his gaze dragged down to your mouth, heavy and dark and starving. "I'm ready to change the rules."
Your logical brain told you that you should find a flaw in this plan. Your old survival instinct told you to run away before you got hurt.
But instead, you looked up into his eyes and said, âThis is probably going to ruin our entire reputation for being sensible.â
Logan smiled, that beautiful, real smile that didn't have a hint of a smirk in it, his eyes wrinkling at the corners. âProbably.â
He squeezed your hand tightly, pulling you just an inch closer until your chest was pressed against his jacket. âWorth it?â
You looked at him. Really, truly looked at himâthe boy who brought you umbrellas in the rain and remembered how you took your coffee.
You ignored the loud music behind him, the crazy bet behind you, and all the overthinking in your own head. For the first time in two solid months of calculating every move, you didnât care about the outcome.
ââŠYeah,â you whispered, reaching your free hand up to grip the lapel of his jacket. âDefinitely worth it.â
Logan exhaled a massive breath, like heâd been holding it underwater for weeks, a look of pure relief washing over his face. âGood,â he said.
And this time, when he stepped closer and leaned his head down, you didnât move away at allâyou reached up to meet him halfway.
The second your lips touched, a violent, desperate shockwave tore through you. It wasnât a soft, exploratory first kiss. It was an absolute collision.
Logan groaned, a deep, helpless sound in the back of his throat, and immediately dropped his hands to your hips, hauling you flush against his hard body.
He kissed you like he was starving. Like the last two months had been a physical torture he was finally allowed to end. His tongue swept into your mouth, possessive and hot, tasting every corner while his hands gripped your waist tight enough to bruise.
"Baby," he breathed raggedly against your lips, peppering hot, frantic kisses down the corner of your mouth to your jaw. "Christ, I've wanted to do this since week one."
"Then why didn't you?" you gasped, letting your head fall back against the wall as his lips dragged down your neck, his stubble scraping deliciously against your sensitive skin.
"Because you're stubborn as hell," he growled, biting lightly at your collarbone. "And I needed you to be sure. Let's get out of here. Now."
There was no conversation. No goodbye to your friends. You practically sprinted out the back door, stumbling into the sharp chill of the autumn night. His hand was locked in yours, pulling you toward his car parked down the block.
The entire drive to your apartment was a blur of thick, agonizing tension. Logan kept one hand on the steering wheel, his knuckles white, while his right hand rested heavily on your thigh.
His thumb dragged slow, torturous circles against the denim of your jeans, sending jolts of heat pooling directly between your legs.
By the time you shoved your way through your front door, the final remnants of restraint shattered.
The heavy wooden door hadn't even clicked shut before Logan pinned you against it. His mouth crashed down on yours again, deeper and dirtier this time.
He tasted like desperation. Your hands scrambled at the zipper of his jacket, shoving the cool leather off his broad shoulders so it dropped uselessly to the floor.
"Fuck, baby," he mumbled roughly, his hands already sliding up under the hem of your sweater. His large, warm palms met the bare skin of your stomach, and you threw your head back with a sharp gasp. "Tell me to stop if this is just the adrenaline."
"Logan," you said, your voice shaking with pure need. "If you stop right now, I'll never forgive you."
He let out a low, feral sound that sent a shiver straight down your spine. In one fluid motion, he grabbed the hem of your sweater and pulled it over your head, tossing it aside.
You stood before him in a bra, chest heaving, entirely exposed to the searing heat of his gaze. Every muscle in his jaw feathered as his eyes took you in.
"You have no idea," he whispered, his voice thick, his hands trailing down your sides. "You have no fucking idea what it's been like. Pretending I wasn't obsessing over you. Holding your hand and having to let it go."
"Show me, then," you challenged softly, your fingers reaching for the buttons of his shirt.
He didn't need to be told twice. He stripped off his shirt with brutal efficiency, revealing a broad chest and a torso cut with hard lines of muscle.
You barely had a second to appreciate the view before he was backing you down the short hallway into yout bedroom. The mattress hit the backs of your knees, and you tumbled down into the comforter, Logan following you down instantly.
His weight settled over you, caging you in, heavily masculine and exquisitely overwhelming. He kissed you again, his thigh parting your legs as his hips pressed flush against you.
Even through the layers of denim between you, you could feel exactly how hard and thick he was for.
A desperate, wet heat flooded your panties. You arched blindly against him, seeking friction, and he groaned into your mouth.
"Fuck, you feel so good," he rasped, his warm breath fanning over your collarbone.
His hands moved with practiced, urgent purpose. He unclasped your bra in a single deft motion, sweeping the lace aside to expose you.
The cool air hit your flushed skin for only a second before Logan lowered his head. His mouth closed over one hard peak, hot and wet, his tongue laving the sensitive center while his teeth scraped lightly.
A loud, embarrassing whimper tore out of your throat. Your hands dove into his hair, gripping tightly as a heavy, twisting coil of pleasure tightened deep in your belly.
He suckled you unapologetically, drawing hard enough to make stars burst behind your eyes, while his hand moved lower, fumbling with the button of your jeans.
You tore at each otherâs remaining clothes. It wasn't graceful; it was chaotic, driven by two solid months of pent-up starvation.
"You're perfect," he breathed, tracing a path down your stomach with one long finger. He followed the trail with a string of open-mouthed kisses, lower and lower, until he reached the juncture of your thighs.
Before you could brace yourself, he settled between your legs, hooking your knees over his shoulders.
"Loganâ" you gasped, reaching for him, but he just smirkedâa dark, wicked version of his usual smile.
"I have two months of making up to do," he murmured against you. "Keep your hands in the sheets, baby.â
And then his mouth was on you. He found my clit instantly, his tongue sweeping over the sensitive bundle of nerves in a long, relentless drag.
Your back arched completely off the mattress. You screamed his name, your fingers twisting violently into the heavy fabric of the sheets as he devoured you.
He knew exactly what he was doing. He was thorough, patient, and ruinously skilled. He alternated between deep, rhythmic laps and tight, focused flicks of his tongue, teasing you right to the edge and then backing off just enough to make you beg.
"Please," you sobbed out, thrashing helplessly against his mouth. "Logan, please baby, I needâ"
"I know," he soothed, sliding two thick fingers deep inside you while his mouth continued its assault.
you were completely dripping for him, embarrassingly slick, but he only seemed emboldened by how wrecked you were.
The orgasm hit you like a freight train. It ripped through your body in violent, shivering waves. You cried out, legs clamped tightly over his shoulders as you broke apart under his mouth.
You were still gasping for breath, chest heaving, when Logan rose over you. His face was flushed, his jaw tight, his dark eyes dilated with pure, predatory need.
He settled his weight back between your thighs, propping himself up on his forearms. He nudged the blunt, hot head of his length against your heat, stopping right on the verge.
He looked down at you, his expression softening into an aching vulnerability that made your heart hammer in your throat.
"I need you to know," he said, his voice entirely wrecked in the quiet room. "Before I do this. You have to know it wasn't a game to me. Not for a single goddamn second."
Tears stung the corners of your eyes at the raw sincerity in his tone. "I know. It wasn't a game to me either."
He let out a broken breath, leaning down to press a deep, bruising kiss to your mouth. As your lips locked, he drove his hips forward, burying himself fully inside you.
You both cried out. He was massive, thick and blazingly hot, stretching you open and filling every empty ache you hadn't let yourself acknowledge.
"Okay?" he whispered, his hips instinctively trembling against yours.
"Don't wait," you begged him, wrapping your legs tightly around his waist to lock his hips to you. âDon't hold back anymore."
That was the only permission he needed. Logan began to move, pulling almost all the way out before sinking back in to the hilt with a heavy, wet slap of skin on skin.
He established a deep, punishing rhythm. Every thrust was accompanied by a harsh grunt, his hips snapping forward to hit the deepest, sweetest spot inside you over and over.
Your nails dug half-moons into his back, your hips rising off the mattress to meet him halfway, desperate for deeper friction.
"Fuck," he ground out, the pace accelerating. The bed frame let out a heavy rhythmic squeak, echoing the wet sounds of your bodies colliding. "You feelâgod, you feel better than I imagined."
"John⊠babyâŠâ you whimpered, the syllables falling from your lips entirely broken.
He shifted his grip, sliding one hand under your hips to angle you perfectly against him, while his other hand reached between your bodies. His thick thumb found your swollen clit, pressing down right as he drove deep inside.
The pleasure was too dense, too sudden. You let out a sharp cry, your head thrashing on the pillows as the second orgasm rushed up your spine.
"That's it," he praised hoarsely, his grip tightening violently on your hips. "Come for me. Let go."
You shattered around him, your walls clenching tightly over his cock. The sensation tipped him right over his own edge.
Logan let out a deep, guttural shout, burying his face in the crook of your neck as he drove completely to the hilt. His entire body went rigid, cording with strain as he pulsed deep inside you.
For a long time, the only sound in the room was the ragged tear of your breathing. Your heart was pounding so hard you could feel the vibration echoing in his chest, pressed completely flush against yours.
Slowly, the adrenaline ebbed, leaving a sprawling warmth in its wake. Logan pressed a soft, damp kiss to the side of your neck before gently rolling to the side, pulling me flush against his side.
He wrapped a thick arm around your waist, tucking your head securely under his chin. His hand smoothed down the messy tangle of your hair, his thumb beginning a slow, possessive stroke along your spine.
"So," he murmured, his voice rumbling pleasantly beneath your ear. The tension was gone from his shoulders, replaced by a profound, immovable contentment. "I tap out. You win."
You tilted your head up, resting your chin on his bare chest to look at him. His dark hair was a ruined mess, his lips were swollen, and his eyes were soft and incredibly bright in the dim light of the bedroom.
The smug arrogance of his fake dating persona was completely burned away, leaving only the real boy underneath. The one you were hopelessly, irrevocably in love with.
"I don't think either of us actually lost, Logan," you said softly, tracing the line of his jaw.
A lazy, brilliant smile finally spread across his face, lighting up the corners of his eyes. "Yeah," he whispered, pressing his lips firmly against your forehead. "I think you're right."
You lay there in the quiet aftermath of the storm, the neon digits on his nightstand clock finally flipping past midnight.
Day sixty was officially over. The wager was dead and buried. And as his fingers gently laced with yours in the dark, tying your hand to his, you realized the terrifying truth.
The fake romance was easy. Now you had to wake up tomorrow, walk out into the real world, and start playing for keeps.
driver!yn and lando constantly getting caught in chaotic livestreams together
i am a firm believer that driver!yn and lando were roommates at some point send tweet
The first livestream incident happened completely by accident, which somehow made it worse.
Lando had been streaming a late-night sim session from his apartment in Monaco, headset crooked over his curls, hoodies sleeves shoved up to his elbows while chat spammed BRAKE LATER every five seconds.
"Okay, okay, relax," he groaned, laughing as he missed an apex. "I heard you the first twelve timesâ"
A door slammed somewhere behind him. Chat immediately noticed.
what was that
LANDO U GOT COMPANY???
whos putting up w your bs this time
Lando didn't even look up. "That's probably justâ"
Then your voice echoed through the apartment. "Lando, why is there no food in this house?"
The stream exploded. Lando froze. Slowly, he turned toward the camera with the expression of a man realizing his life was over.
"Oh," he said weakly.
You appeared in the background wearing one of his oversized hoodies and fuzzy pajama pants, holding the refrigerator door open.
"There's almod milk, expired strawberries, and six Monsters. Are you surviving entirely on sponsorships?"
YN?????
THAT IS LITERALLY YN
is she wearing his hoodie i've seen that b4
LANDOYN ARE ROOMMATES CONFIRMED??
Lando muted his mic in panic. Unfortunately for him, he only muted discord.
"You were supposed to be asleep!" He whisper-yelled.
You blinked at him. "You were literally screaming."
"Because I'm streaming."
"Oh."
Then you looked directly into the camera. "Oh my God."
Chat lost its collective mind. You slowly backed away like a startled deer before disappearing offscreen.
Lando dropped his head into his hands. "I'm never streaming again."
The second incident was objectively worse because this time you knew he was live. You just didn't care.
Lando was doing an IRL stream during a race weekend in Singapore, walking through the paddock while talking nonsense to chat.
"People think drivers are super disciplined," he was saying. "But honestly most of us are just tired and dehydrated all the time."
You suddenly appeared beside him out of nowhere, sunglasses on despite it being nighttime.
"Speak for yourself. I'm disciplined as fuck."
Lando snorted. "You ate ice cream for breakfast."
You leaned toward the phone camera. "Hi chat!"
MOTHER
why are we wearing shades at this hour
LANDO LOOKS SO HAPPY AROUND HER
Lando kept walking while you stole his iced coffee without asking. "That's mine."
"Was," you corrected.
"You're unbelievable."
"C'mon, you like me."
"No one said that."
You gasped dramatically. "After everything we've been through?"
"What exactly have we been through?"
You both nearly got run over by a scooter because neither of you were paying attention.
Then there was the infamous cooking livestream, which fans still referenced years later. It started because chat dared Lando to cook an actual meal instead of ordering takout.
"Fine," he sighed dramatically. "I'll prove I can cook."
You were sitting on the kitchen counter eating shredded cheese directly from the bag. "You absolutely cannot cook."
"Excuse you, I can make pasta."
"You burned garlic bread last week."
"That was one time."
The stream only got worse from there. You criticized his knife skills. He accidentally spilled sauce everywhere. At one point, the smoke alarm started blaring.
Lando stared at the pan in betrayal. "Why is it doing that?"
"Because the oil is literally black."
"You said medium heat!"
"That is not medium heat, Lando."
The smoke alarm kept screaming. Chat count climbed higher and higher. You grabbed a dish towel and started fanning the detector while laughing so hard you nearly fell over.
Lando was doubled over against the counter. "This is so humiliating."
"You told the internet you could cook!"
"I believed in myself!"
"That was your first mistake."
The stream ended with both of you eating cereal because the pasta had become inedible.
The internet became obsessed with the two of you after that.
Not because either of you confirmed anything, but because every livestream turned into chaos.
There was the one where Lando was trying to do a serious racing Q&A and you walked behind him wearing a facemask like a ghost.
The one where he accidentally revealed your number along with your contact name that was literally just "menace."
The one where you joined his stream for "five minutes" and somehow ended up exposing half the grid.
"Who's the worst texter in Formula 1?"
You answered immediately. "Charles."
Lando nodded. "Oh, definitely."
"He responds like a divorced father."
The best livestream happened during winter break.
Lando was building lego on stream while talking to chat when you wandered in holding a tiny puppy someone had brought to a gathering earlier that day.
The second chat saw the dog, the stream descended into madness.
"Oh no," Lando murmured. "Don't show them the dog."
Too late. You sat beside him cross-legged on the floor, cradling the puppy like it was a newborn child.
"Look at her little face," you whispered.
Lando looked over then softened instantly. Like instantly.
"Can we keep her?" you asked hopefully.
"No."
"She chose me."
"You can't even keep plants alive."
"That's irrelevant.
The puppy promptly fell asleep in your lap. You gasped quietly. Lando leaned closer automatically so the camera could see.
For once, neither of you were yelling. Neither of you were arguing. You just sat there shoulder-to-shoulder while the puppy snored softly between you.
Until Lando ruined it by reading a donation aloud. "Blink twice if you want to keep the puppy."
You immediately blinked aggressively at the camera.
Lando shoved you away while laughing so hard he nearly knocked over the lego set.
Do the F1 drivers ever get jealous because of the celebs trying to take F1 driver! Readerâs attention⊠so they try and impress Reader with their own skills, or try to sabotage the celebs trying to woo reader đ
oh theyâre JEALOUS alright đ feel free to imagine the actor as whoever you likeee
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YN was glowing.
Not in the romantic, soft-focus kind of wayâmore in the sunscreen, expensive iced coffee, and media attention kind of way.
Miami was hot, the paddock was hotter, and apparently, so was the actor who wouldnât stop following her around.
âNo way thatâs him,â Lando mumbled, biting the straw of his smoothie as he watched YN from under the shade of the McLaren hospitality area.
âIt is,â George confirmed, arms crossed, brows raised, because even he had to admit the guy had good hair. âHeâs here with Tag Heuer or something.â
The camera crews had caught it all: the actor leaning in a little too close. YN laughing a little too loudly. Her hand grazing his forearm as she smiled.
And every single F1 driver within a 30-meter radius watching it like it was the most suspenseful Netflix drama ever made.
Landoâs Tactical Distraction
Lando hadnât planned it. Not really. But it just so happened that as soon as the guy offered to walk YN to the Pirelli zone, Lando jogged up behind her and slung an arm around her shoulders like heâd done it a million times.
âYN! You still owe me that paddock pass bet from quali, remember?â he grinned, teeth bright, eyes just a little too sharp as he glanced at the actor. âOh. Hey, man. Big fan, by the way.â
YN blinked, caught between confusion and amusement. âLando, I literally beat you in quali yesterday.â
âDetails,â he shrugged. âLetâs go settle that, yeah?â
And just like that, he steered her away, all while shooting the dude a smile so fake it couldâve been sponsored.
George Russell & his Weaponized Charm
Later that day, YN was at the Mercedes garage doing her usual round of interviews when the celeb found her again, this time holding two smoothies.
âOh my god,â George muttered under his breath, watching from the engineering station. âHe brought her a strawberry smoothie. She hates strawberry.â
âSheâs smiling,â Kimi offered, voice flat. âHeâs gonna die.â
George didnât answer. He just walked up like it was choreographed, suit halfway unzipped, sweat glistening on his collarbone because of course it was.
âYN,â he said, voice warm, âI was just looking for you. You left your sunglasses in the sim trailer.â
She blinked. âIâwhat?â
âCome on, Iâll walk you,â he said smoothly, plucking the smoothie from her hand and sipping it. Then, wrinkling his nose. âStrawberry? Really?â
The actor watched them go, his grip tightening around the other cup.
Lewis Hamilton with his Specialty
She was standing near the pit wall, hair up in a claw clip, oversized sunglasses on, and sipping from her water bottle like she wasnât single-handedly responsible for every man within a ten-meter radius losing their damn minds.
The actor approached againâsmooth, charming, complimenting her race suit and asking if she wanted to join him on his yacht for âa private sunset thing.â She laughed, polite but distant.
And thenâ
âYN!â
Lewis Hamilton, in head-to-toe cream linen with three Cartier bracelets and not a single bead of sweat, appeared. Like a goddamn movie entrance.
He greeted the actor with a perfectly neutral nod, then turned to YN with a grin so dazzling it shouldâve been illegal.
âYou didnât tell me heâd be here,â he said lightly, slipping his arm around her waist in that familiar, comfortable way that made her laugh without thinking.
âI didnât know,â she shrugged.
âCome on,â he said, pressing a kiss to her temple (casual? not casual?), âWeâre due on the paddock rooftop for that vegan tasting with Pharrell. You forgot?â
âIâwait, what?â
âLetâs go,â he said, and then he took her hand, walking away without looking back.
The actor? Left blinking in confusion, and maybe a little rage.
Max Verstappen, Silent but Deadly (And Petty)
Max didnât even try to pretend.
He sat on a golf cart near Red Bull, arms crossed, eyes hidden by sunglasses, watching like some kind of brooding villain in a summer blockbuster.
When YN strolled past with the actor trailing her, Max didnât say anything. He just reposted a photo of him and YN from last season with the caption:
âShe doesnât follow clowns.â
It had no tags. No mentions. But everyone knew. And the fans? Oh, they went feral.
The Afterparty
She shouldnât have worn the white dress. Or the heels. Or the smile that made every other girl in the room want to be her and every guy in the room want to talk to her.
The celeb tried againâoffering her a drink this time, a whisper of a joke in her ear. It made her laugh, sure. But from across the room?
It made Charles nearly choke on his champagne.
âDo we intervene?â Carlos muttered, sipping his drink. âBecause that guy just touched her lower back. Thatâs intervention territory.â
Charles was already halfway across the room before Carlos could finish his sentence.
âYN,â Charles said, stepping between them like it was nothing, âcan I borrow you for a second? Itâs urgent.â
âUh, yeah? Sure?â she said, glancing at the actor, who looked thoroughly unimpressed.
Charles didnât even care. He led her to the dance floor and spun her into a half-hearted two-step. âHeâs annoying.â
âWho?â
Charles didnât answer. But his hand lingered on her waist a little longer than necessary.
user: charles leclerc dancing w y/n like he didnât just interrupt her conversation with an actor đ grid men are so unserious
user: lando norris giving that poor actor the evilest eye iâve ever seenâŠsomeone is not handling the competition well
user: GEORGE DRINKING HER SMOOTHIE TO EXPOSE THE FLAVOR???? i love when they get petty
how about when asked "who are the top 3 most handsome drivers" she always said lewis first and then the latters were different from time to time depended on her "well-behaved" list of the week so ppl knew who pissed her off around the time said question was asked?
YESSSS. lewis stays in her heart. the other two? yeah, that depends on how the week goes.
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She didnât mean to start a trend.
It was a Thursday media day in Spain, heat shimmering off the asphalt and a dozen microphones shoved in her face before sheâd even unzipped her team hoodie. One reporter asked, casually, off-script, in the middle of a light-hearted segment:
âOkay, YN, settle this for us â who are the top 3 most handsome drivers on the grid?â
She blinked. Sipped her iced coffee. Looked at the camera.
âLewis, obviously,â she said immediately, like she had it locked and loaded.
âThen⊠mmh. Depends. Let me check my âwell-behaved listâ of the week.â
Cue chaos.
WEEK ONE â PEACE IN THE PADDOCK
No oneâs crashed into her. No dumb tweets. No teammate sabotage.
When the same question comes up again in Monaco, she flashes a smug smile.
âLewis. Charles. George.â
Charles fist-pumps when he hears it replayed in the hospitality. George posts it on his story with a sparkly filter and a âshe has tasteâ caption.
Lewis, of course, doesnât acknowledge it publicly. Just gives her a wink when they pass in the paddock. She pretends sheâs not grinning.
WEEK TWO â Oscar cuts her off at Turn 5
Thereâs video evidence. Sheâs mid-overtake. Oscar shuts the door with the emotional detachment of a tax collector.
The next day, the media ask the question again.
YN raises an eyebrow.
âLewis.â
âAlex.â
She pauses, ââŠFernando.â
Fernando, hears about it via Twitter and smirks.
Oscar hears about it from Lando, who is howling with laughter.
âBro, she sent you to the shadow realm,â he says between wheezes.
âFernando? She put Fernando above you??â
Oscar shrugs, deadpan. âAt least I wasnât replaced by Esteban again.â
WEEK THREE â Carlos steals her last protein bar
Itâs not even a full-on fight. Just her walking into the Ferrari motorhome ready to spill gossip and finding him mid-chew, mouth full, eyes guilty. He tries to claim it was his.
It absolutely wasnât.
She says nothing. Until the media asks the question again.
âLewis.â
âPierre.â
âZhou.â
Carlos watches the clip on his phone, jaw slack.
âYouâre joking,â he mutters. Charles is in the corner wheezing.
âShe put Pierre and Zhou over me. Over me.â
âMaybe donât steal food, man.â
WEEK FOUR â Lando throws her into the pool post-podium
Sheâs dripping, still in her race suit, as she storms into the Mercedes hospitality swearing vengeance.
The next day?
âLewis.â
âEsteban.â
âHĂŒlkenberg.â
Everyone is stunned.
Esteban blushes like itâs his first day of school.
HĂŒlkenberg fist-bumps her in the paddock like itâs a victory.
Lando? Just stands there with his arms crossed and the most offended âI was there when you need meâ face imaginable.
âOh, come on.â
âShouldâve thought about that before you launched me into chlorine, Norris.â
WEEK FIVE â George breathes wrong during press
Sheâs asked a serious question. George interrupts to mansplain tire degradation like sheâs new here.
She turns to him slowly. âYou done?â
He stammers. She smiles. The internet eats it alive.
Next day:
âLewis.â
âAlex again, because he hasnât annoyed me once.â
âYuki. Just to make George nervous.â
George sees the clip and immediately texts her:
Youâre insufferable.
Through it all â Lewis stays at 1.
Always. No matter the week. No matter the drama.
One journalist finally asks why. On air.
YN blinks, slow and smug.
âBecause he is the most handsome. And the rest of you should be grateful youâre even ranked.â
Lewis, watching from the sidelines, just smiles. Doesnât say a word. But later that day, he walks past her in the paddock, leans in, and whispers:
âYouâve got good taste.â
She just smirks. âObviously.â
user: she uses the handsome list as a threat. queen behavior
user: notice how lewis is always number one? girlâs in love and in denial
user: lando falling off the list after one pool push and esteban ascending into the top three is SENDING ME
user: current week leaderboard:
â lewis (locked)
â alex (playing the long game)
â ??? depends who didnât annoy her
driver!reader romantic moments at the paddock? đ„°
yn is undeniably single â but the way they look at her, the way she moves, the way the air shifts when she walks by? yeah, no wonder people canât shut up about her.
sheâs not dating anyone. but everyone thinks she is.
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CHARLES LECLERC â âcan i sit?â
Itâs after a miserable quali session in Imola. Sheâs P14. Heâs P11. The air in the Ferrari garage feels stiff with disappointment.
Sheâs sitting alone, legs crossed on the floor, elbows on her knees, helmet tossed carelessly beside her. Her eyes are locked on a telemetry screen like sheâs willing it to change.
And then, footsteps. Hesitant. Light.
âCan I sit?â
She doesnât have to look up. âYou already are.â
Charles drops down beside her, close enough that their knees bump. He doesnât speak at first, and neither does she.
For a few moments, all that exists is the quiet whir of cooling fans and the buzz of data shifting on the screen.
âI thought you had it,â he says eventually. Voice soft. Honest.
She swallows hard. âYeah. So did I.â
Charles glances sideways. âYou always take it so personally.â
She shrugs. âBecause it is personal.â
They sit in silence again. But this time, thereâs something heavier between them â not tension, not flirting, just a shared ache. He nudges her shoe gently with his.
âYouâll destroy them tomorrow,â he murmurs.
She doesnât smile, but she doesnât argue either.
@user: why is this more intimate than a love story
@user: itâs the bumping knees for me
@user: they are so SOFT. my fav duo right here
OSCAR PIASTRI â âyou remembered?â
Sheâs walking down the paddock in her race suit, scrolling through her phone when a small tap on her elbow stops her.
Oscarâs holding a coffee. Her coffee. The kind of order that takes too long to explain â oat milk, extra ice, vanilla shot, half sweet.
âYou remembered?â she asks, surprised.
He shrugs, eyes flicking away. âYeah. I listen sometimes.â
She takes it from him, fingers brushing his, and offers a quiet, âThanks.â
Then, almost as an afterthought, âYou didnât have to.â
âI know,â he says. And heâs already walking away.
@user: he walked away like it was nothing⊠because it was everything
@user: you donât just remember a girlâs coffee order unless sheâs the main character in your internal monologue every day
LANDO NORRIS â âfix your collarâ
@user: the âi listen sometimesâ has me CHEWING CONCRETE
The camera catches them just before heading to the grid. She stops in front of him, frowns, and without hesitation, reaches up to fix the collar of his fireproofs â tugs gently, smooths it down, then pats his chest twice.
âThere,â she says. âYou look less like a disaster now.â
Lando just blinks. Eyes wide. Ears red.
âUh⊠thanks.â
Sheâs already gone, walking away like she didnât just short-circuit every man within a ten-meter radius.
@user: the way he stood there frozen. man got manually adjusted and didnât know what to do.
@user: this is giving childhood friends to lovers but they never get to the lovers part
@user: she literally adjusts men like theyâre mannequins. iâm so obsessed with her
LEWIS HAMILTON â âbreathe.â
Sheâs pacing before lights out. Her helmetâs on. Visor up. Jaw clenched. You can see the nerves running through her, coiled in her shoulders.
Lewis appears beside her like he always does â calm, cool, older. Wiser.
He places a single gloved hand on her arm. Just enough pressure to stop her.
âBreathe,â he says.
She exhales shakily. Then nods once.
âIâm not nervous,â she lies.
âYouâre allowed to be,â he replies gently. âMeans you care.â
@user: HIS HAND. HER ARM. THE EYE CONTACT.
@user: this felt like a movie scene where sheâs the lead and heâs her guardian angel
@user: lewis sees her. really sees her. and she lets him.
MAX VERSTAPPEN â âyouâre quiet today.â
Theyâre sitting side-by-side in the cool down room after a chaotic race. Sheâs still catching her breath. Mud on her suit. Eyes somewhere far off.
Max turns slightly, rests his forearms on his knees. Doesnât say much. Just:
âYouâre quiet today.â
She shrugs. âTired.â
He studies her, then says, âYou drove like hell.â
She glances at him, finally. Thereâs something raw in her expression. Something she doesnât have words for.
âThanks,â she says, soft. âThat means a lot.â
He nods. Thatâs it. No more words. No need for them.
@user: he notices when sheâs quiet. and he says just enough.
@user: this moment is a whole fanfic and nobody even kissed
@user: why does it feel like theyâre the only two people on earth in that room
YUKI TSUNODA â âyou look cold.â
Itâs mid-autumn at Suzuka. The wind is sharp. Her arms are crossed over her chest as she walks toward the hospitality area, visibly shivering in just her race suit.
Yuki spots her from the other side of the paddock, immediately shrugs off his AlphaTauri hoodie, jogs over, and without a word, tugs it over her head.
She stumbles mid-step, arms caught in the sleeves. âYukiââ
âYou look cold,â he says firmly. âJust take it.â
She blinks up at him. âYouâll freeze.â
He grins. âIâm faster when Iâm angry anyway.
@user: he put the hoodie on her HIMSELF and WALKED AWAY LIKE IT MEANT NOTHING
@user: we are witnessing a kdrama level of tenderness
@user: âiâm faster when iâm angryâ was him trying to be cool while literally geeking out
CARLOS SAINZ â âdonât look at me like that.â
Theyâre standing side-by-side during anthem lineup, hands behind their backs. The camera pans slowly across the row of drivers. Sheâs biting the inside of her cheek, trying not to laugh.
Carlos, beside her, whispers, âDonât look at me like that.â
She turns her head, innocent. âLike what?â
âLike you know youâre about to beat me again.â
She grins now, lips twitching. âMaybe I do.â
He shakes his head, eyes fixed ahead. âYouâre evil.â
âGracias.â
@user: the most flirtless flirtation iâve ever witnessed
@user: she smirked. he folded. case closed.
@user: if this was a romcom theyâd kiss in the rain and then immediately argue about tire compounds LMAOO
ALEX ALBON â âyou okay?â
Sheâs quiet post-race. Sitting on the pit wall, gloves still on, staring blankly at the crowd leaving the stands. Her jawâs tight. No podium. No points. Just disappointment.
Alex finds her there. Sits down beside her, doesnât speak for a minute. Then, gently:
âYou okay?â
She nods. Lies. âYeah.â
He tilts his head. âDo you want me to say something helpful or just shut up and sit here?â
She laughs, tired. âSit.â
He does. They sit in silence for seven straight minutes.
@user: ALEX âHELPFUL OR QUIETâ ALBON IS A NATIONAL TREASURE
@user: platonic soulmates. emotional support human.