Mar 23, 2019
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I see you m80!
@mother-orange
Jade: You're hyper
Me: No I'm Dick.
Jade: whaT ARE YOU EATING
Me: * eating raw sugar by the handful *
Me: Nothing.
Jade: DICK, SURRENDER THE SUGAR
Me: YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
Me: Hey that one kin is finally dying down.
Jade: I used to have a Dave shrine that was until he showed his true colors and threw it away! ;)
Me: YOU HAD TO DO THIS, SPORTSY I FEEL ATTACKED YOU'RE SO CRUEL TO ME.
Me: Well, isn't this lovely.
Jade: DICK YOU DEMON, STOP GIVING KIDS GRAPES.
Me: GRAPES RULE.
Jade: SUCK A ORANGE
Me: SUCK MY K E B A B
Matching Accounts!
Art done by @orange-mom , matching accounts please do not steal these art pieces for they resemble me and Jadorade.
Jade: dick keeps threatening to puncture my pooper and thats not acceptable-! you see, old sport, i need my thicc arse to shit! and if i dont take a dump, it'll all go out the wrong way! out of my cakehole! now we wouldnt want that to occur, now do we? i also demand you spare my ass from your wrath because i enjoy sitting! i cant sit with half of a butt, now can i? you're not being very considerate, old sport. you fuck-head! i wish to keep my rectrum unbooted! don't get me even started on tryn'a yiff without me! y'know, if you obliterate my asshole, i cant be yiffed! i cant die a virgin! old sport! reconsider! my only request is that your foot does not make physical contact with my behind! thanks, a very exhausted Jadeorade.
Me:
Dinner with my girls❤️...minus one 😥#pizza #family #daddiesgirls #Additude #Jadorade #nalywaikoadventures (at MOD Pizza)
Something dreadful happened today. Like right now.
I'm going to write a haiku about it.
Something serious.
My mom found my Tumblr. Fuck.
I now have to die.
Jk, but I'm thinking of changing my name again.. Jadorade was such a clever name!! It was a combination of my name and Gatorade, if you didn't understand the pun.. lol.
Ya'll need to stop drinking that Hatorade and get yourself some Jadorade!
lol.