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1. What is your name? “’Eya dere, my name is Jai’kanu and people just call me Jai for short though.”
2. What is your real name? “Wait, what? Ay just told ya’. Is dis some trick question? My name does mean little wild cat though if your wonderin’ on dat?”
3. Do you know why you were called that? “Because dat’s tha’ name me parents gave me?”
4. Are you single or taken? “Ay be mated to my sugar bear, Makwa.”
5. Have any abilities or powers? “Oh! Uhh! Ay be trainin’ as a druid so ay learned how to shape shift into different beasts by tha’ boon of tha’ loa dat granted me dese gifts.”
6. Stop being a Mary Sue. ”What? Ay not a girlie mon, ay dun know who or what a Marysue is?”
7. What’s your eye color? “A lot o’people t’ink me eyes be blue and others say green. Depends on tha’ lightin’ ay guess but once dey payin’ attention dey realize me eyes dun match entirely. Ay not really sure what to call et but ay just say turquoise. But one o’ dem is more toward a shade o’ green turquoise and me other eye is more toward tha’ shade o’blue turquoise. My mother use to say ay got tha’ eyes of tha’ sea or Sea eyes.”
8. How about your hair color? “Me hair is orange! As bright as tha’ rising or settin’ sun in tha’ barrens kind o’orange.”
9. Have you any family members? “Yes! Ay got three sista’s and an uncle! Ummm..” His ears lowered a little with a small tremble to them at the near tips. “Ay had parents..”
10. Okay then… Any pets? “Yes! Ay be a druid, what druid not have any little fuzz ball, scales of feathery friend! Ay have Duma, ‘e a cheetah cub dat ay have had a long time. And den dere is Skittles dat’s a sun darter and Zia, tha’ little baby dire beak hatchlin’ of my mount Zakia.
Ay usually just let dem live in tha’ grove cause et’s safe dere and dey can roam around freely. But watch out for dem Dryads, dey like to try to give you MORE little pets den you can handle but dey make awesome care takers when your not around.”
11. Tell me about something you don’t like. “Uhh….ay not like to be made fun of. Ay dun like anyone bullied. Ay also dun like unneeded conflict, like tha’ sort of conflict dat tha’ situation could of been handled a lot better if people didn’ over react or sort to violence just because dey say dey can’t control demselves but tha’ truth is, dey dun want too.
So if dere suddenly dis over whelmin’ of trouble goin’ on. You won’t find me standin’ dere for long if et doesn’t resolve. And ay dun like spooky creepy t’ings, like tha’ real kind of spooky t’ings dat put tha’ chill to your bones.”
12. Sorry. Let’s move on to hobbies and interests? “Ay like to go huntin’ or adventurin’! Me and Mak love to make jewelry t’ings after we collected stuff at tha’ beach, like shells and stuff! Ay like to surf and visit tha’ beach as often as ay can. Ay like doin’ my best when et comes to makin’ food, ay also grow a garden wit’ Mak.
Ay not much of a reader, not because ay not know how to read et’s just a book dun keep my attention for long when ay wanna do somet’ing rather den sit and stare at words. Run through tha’ open plains of tha’ Barrens! Cuddles wit’ my Makwa! Ay could name so many t’ings.”
13. Have you ever hurt anybody before? “Oh loa ay hope not.” His expression saddens as he speaks. “Sometimes even though when et comes to a decision, ya’ can’t avoid tha’ hurt dat is gonna happen. You dun want to, you dun mean to. But et happens to everyone every now and den. Ay just hope dat tha’ one ay t’inkin’ of is livin’ a good and happy life.”
14. Ever… killed anyone before? “Ummmmm what?” He rubbed the back of his neck. “ Well ay killed demons and stuff yanno. Baddies dat be threatenin’ innocent lives and all o’dat. Ay’ll only fight to defend tha’ balance o’life but ay not someone dat will mercilessly kill.”
15. What kind of animal are you? “Oh dat easy! Ay be a troll but ay like to be in cheetah form cause et’s tha’ first form ay learned and ay got a kinship wit’ dem. Dey really neat tha’ cheetah, tha’ fastest land animal in all o’Azeroth, dey very cuddly once dey have trust wit’ you and feel secure. And dey tha’ loudest purrer!” He laughs good heartedly.
16. Name your worst habits. “Ummmm….ay sometimes talk to much and get friends mad at me. Ay dun mean too, et just happens. Ay try not to get to talkative, to be more of a listener den a talker.
And uhh...not sure if dis a habit or not but ay kinda got anxiety issues. And ay usually say et’s due to tha’ cheetah spirit in me which dere some influence in dat but dere times et’s just me feelin’ et creep up on me.”
17. Do you look up to anyone at all? “Yes! Ay look up to my Makwa cause me and ‘im have been learnin’ from one another and ay learned so much from ‘im! And ay also look up to Nambi! ‘E like dis big brother ay never had and ‘es fun to goof around wit’! Dere also Ra’rhuk, dis mon ay know dat taught me a lot about other loa’s and ‘e be really wise. And dere also dis mon name Kahn, even though most of tha’ time et sound like ‘e got huge marbles in ‘is mouth dat et’s hard to hear what ‘e sayin’.”
“But once you get tha’ pattern to his speech et becomes easier to understand and talk to tha’ mon. ‘E be like my Uncle. A little strange but a cool guy. And dere so many people ay can name, dere is Kai who for a small elfie is like dis wee little mongoose dat ay seen chase off dese juvenile lions off dere terf. Dat’s Kai in a nut shell. Tiny mongoose dat chases off lions.” He chuckles.
18. Sexual orientation? “Uhh what does oreeeeaaan-tah-shon mean? And do ay really want to answer a question dat got tha’ word sexual infront o’et! Is dis a dirty question!? Dat’s not funny, ay not answerin’ ya’ dirty question ya’ weirdo! Ay dun even know you!”
19. I… understand… Do you go to school? “Ay did as a kid growin’ up to learn about tha’ history o’tha’ Darkspear, tha’ loa, about tha’ horde and so on and now ay be trainin’ as a druid so ay guess dat count too?”
20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids someday? “Oh dat’s dat elfie word...marry. Umm ay already am but ay not call et marry ay call et bein’ mated. Ay be tha’ Mate o’Makwa just as ‘e be my mate. As for kids...uhhh….ay dunno and ay not seein’ any o’dat happenin’ any time soon. If et comes to dat time to wantin’ kids, we just adopt or somet’ing.” He shrugs.
21. Do you… Have fangirls or fanboys? “Okay ay got dis funny image in me head dat you mean people wit’ fans in dere hands fannin’ me? If dat what ya’ mean den uhh no..” He lifted a brow in wonder to what the question meant. “Besides ay stand under tha’ shade of a tree most of tha’ day when visiting Orgrimmar, dat all ay need to keep cool. No one gotta use a fan to fan me, ay be adapted to tha’ dry climate.”
He takes a moment thinking over the question. “And why ask if ay got fan girlies or boyo’s?”
It finally dawns on him on what the question may mean as far as fans go. “Wait, ya’ mean people fawnin’ over me!?” He lets out a laugh as he shook his head. “Ya’ crazy! No ay dun have nothin’ like dat and even if ay did, ay know NOTHIN’ about et! Dat be a surprise to me cause ay just like any other darkspear troll around dese parts. Only fan boyo ay have is me Makwa and ay be ‘is fan boyo! We be tha’ biggest FAN for each other!” He lets out another laugh from the belly in a humorous sound of laughter.
22. What do you do for a living? “Right now just trainin’ to become a druid but ay t’ink some day me and Mak wanna be bee keepers and sell honey cause we always talk about dat but not sure if dat will happen cause Mak says dat dere be no honey to sell cause ‘e might eat et all.” He snickered.
23. What are you most afraid of? “Being alone.”
24. What do you usually wear? “Ay usually wear just tha’ normal clothin’ dat a troll wears and other times ay’ll wear druid lookin’ armor from time to time if ay be out adventurin’. Sometimes tha’ armor is comfortable and ay’ll roam around in tha’ city wit’ armor on too. My favorite though is wearin’ anyt’ing orange and teal.”
25. Do you love someone? “Jah, dat be Makwa. But ay also love all me friends and my family too o’course.” He smiles.
26. When was the last time you wet yourself? “Uhh…...ay would have to be truly terrified of somet’ing for me to piss meself. And ay may be nervous about t’ings but ay haven’t done so in a long while. Like one time me and Mak were on dat nasty eye sore of a planet called Argus and dere was dis HUGE nasty demon dat arose out of tha’ ground. Ay believe me and Mak may of pee’d a little to tha’ sight o’dat t’ing but after some time we got less afraid of tha’ demons and stronger to take dem down. Other den dat, can’t recall anyt’ing of recent.”
27. Is there anything you won’t answer? ”Ay t’ink ay been answerin’ every question dere is so far?”
28. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) “ Ummm...ay t’ink ay be in tha’ middle level of my class as a druid in trainin’. Low be like a beginner but now ay be at tha’ novice level or somet’ing. So some where around dere, gettin’ tha’ experience in but not quite dere yet as a certified druid and stuff.”
29. How many friends do you have? “To many to count! So many faces and names dat ay have gotten to know through tha’ years from past to present and ay’m sure ay’ll meet more in tha’ future.” He chuckled.
30. What are your thoughts on pie? “Ay LOVE pie! All sorts o’pie! Apple, cherry, banana and more! Pie is good.” He smiled brightly.
31. Favourite drink? “Milk! And juice too if et’s to hot to drink milk dat is. Juice be best to stay hydrated.”
32. What’s your favorite place? “Tha’ NORTH Barrens! But also tha’ Grove cause dat’s where my honey bear is..” He grinned a little.
33. Are you interested in someone? “Uhh ay only mentioned about Makwa a few times already, ay be t’inkin’ you be gettin’ tha’ picture ‘ere mon!” He laughed lightly as he spoke with a smile. “Pay attention!”
34. What’s your bra cup size or how big is your willy? “WHAT IN THA’ WHA’IN!?” His eyes wide as big as plates. “Why do you gotta be weird?! Et was all normal fun questions and now et’s gettin’ weird. And no ay not answerin’ dis..” He grunted with a small frown.
35. That’s a bit vague isn’t it…“Your a weirdo..” He narrowed his eyes.
36. Okay fine. What’s your type? “Just LOOK at Makwa and den you’ll see what’s my type.”
37. Any fetishes? Let’s out a long sigh and rubs the bridge of his nose before he answers. “Ay not heaaarrin’ diiiis. Dis be private stuff and ay not about to just tell some stranger ay not know..” He frowned. “
38. Top or Bottom? “GAH!? WHY?! ‘OW about tha’ answer is NUNYA! Cause et’s NUNYABUISNESS!” He crosses his arms and muttering to himself, eyeing the interviewer suspiciously. “And dun be actin’ like et some innocent question cause someone asked me dis before and at first ay didn’ understand but den dey explaaaiiined and dat a whole other story ay not gonna TALK about right now. And ay swear if tha’ next question is about spoons ay gonna lose et cause ay still dun get dat one!” He huffed a breath.
39. Uhm… So, you seem quite comfortable with yourself. “Ay guess ay am, ay be who ay be and ay dun wanna be anyone else but just me.” He smiled a little nervously unsure to what questions will be next.
40. Would you like this interview to end? “YES!” He felt all the more ready to get the heck out of here and back home! “You make me nervous!”
41. W-Well, thanks for answering these questions! This interview is over now! “Good! May tha’ loa guide you and all dat stuff cause ay’m so outa ‘ere!” He shifted to his owl form to fly away!
