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The Flamingos - I Only Have Eyes For You
BREAKING NEWS: Obama 'Forgot Where He Put' The Constitution
Cape Cod, MA
President Obama held a press conference at Otis Air National Guard Base, just a day after he arrived for his weekly game of golf on Martha’s Vineyard. His announcement was shocking: he has in fact lost the Constitution of the United States.
"Before I left Washington on Saturday, I checked the Constitution out of the Library of Congress for some light in-flight, easy-reading. I must have left it on Air Force One after I landed." Flight attendants on Air Force One have checked the plane thoroughly, but the Constitution has not turned up.
The president offers his sincerest apologies for losing it, and hopes that Congress won’t charge him for the lost document. “I forgot where I put it.”
A spokesperson for the Library of Congress released a statement saying, “It is under strict enforcement that anyone who checks out any book or document and loses or damages it, will be required to pay for it. So yes, the President will have to pay a fee for losing the Constitution.” The Library of Congress issued a bill for Obama, with “NO VETO” stamped at the top in red, to make it clear that its mandatory.
After receiving the bill, President Obama wrote a letter to Chinese President, Xi Jinping, asking for a loan to pay it.
Meanwhile, America has fallen into a state of national anarchy. Silly Obama!
happy birthday Jake Carey of the Flamingos!