#jake yaps

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My first ever bumper stickers and they’re Terror themed, hell yeah.

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Finally discovered what I’m meant to be in life, and the answer is cat furniture.

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Best gift of the season from @soggywarmpockets

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The shenanigans on Dying White Man Island are many and varied. Evil Cornelius did NOT get a Hawaiian vacation.

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@red-berin ‘s names for Terror Characters at the end of Episode 7

@soggywarmpockets and I asked the names and then recorded her responses.

Tozer: Red guy

Irving: Watercolors

Gibson: Van Gogh

Hickey: Hickey

Jopson: Haunted eyes

Collins: Scuba Diver

Goodsir: Goodsir

Crozier: Current Captain

Franklin: Leg

Hodgson: Fuck if I Know, swear to god he hasn’t been in any other episodes

Fitzjames: Adam Driver

Bridgens: The Old Man

Peglar: The Old Man’s husband (I don’t think I can recall his face)

De Veoux: Surely you’re just making up names now

Dr. Stanley: The Human Torch/Guy who doesn’t know about PTSD

Blanky: I know he’s missing a leg

Le Vesconte: Traitorous Bastard…no wait, he’s the one with Hickey? That’s Hodgson? No, you’re making up names again.

Heather: Is that the guy with his brain out?

Evans: Boy with Crozier?

David Young: TB man

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55 days left until I leave my soul-sucking, manipulative, stressful-ass job, and they have no idea. I’m not giving them a minute over two weeks’ notice because I know they’ll be miserable cunts about it and make my life more annoying too.

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“In Francis’s defense, if Hickey came to me with that bullshit, I’d have him beat too.”

@red-berin on “Punished, as a Boy”.

“He sure was punished as a boy.”

@soggywarmpockets on “Punished, as a Boy”.

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Ended up watching “First Shot A Winner, Lads” with @soggywarmpockets as well and we of course had things to say.