Do I Dare Disturb The Universe?

J; 31; Trans, Queer, He/Him. My white ass does not need to be known or contacted, and yet here I am. PFP by ardentanchor

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of a grilled cheese sandwich

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[titleknown]

So, Mitch McConnel might be in a coma, and I gotta say, as he hovers in-between the state of life and death...

...I hope he's in one of those Jacob's Ladder-type purgatory states just having the worst time, horrible fleshbeasts reminding him of his misdeeds and some legally-distinct-not-Pyramid-head pulling out a sign saying "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL DINGUS!"

[speedlimit15]

Alright i'll never complain about anything my neighbors do ever again

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: three four people

[megafaunatic]

see her fabulous

[beardedmrbean]

[batri-jopa]

Hey, have you guys seen manatee casually eating head of lettuce like it was some underwater street-food?

No?

Here you go:

You're welcome

[ratuszarsenal]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[artsystarsandshadows]

fixed it

[thoughtportal]

[thoughtportal]

your medical data should be private

your financial data should be private

your personal data should be private and protected from whomever you want to to be protected from.

[wizardshark]

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

[wnwnmemo]

[cinematicnomad]

THE TERROR ▸ 1.08 terror camp clear

[andpierres]

you should have seen me a couple of years ago!