#jakearanea

[riflewifle]

honestly.... SAME dirk

[owldorks]

Mitula, JohnRoxy, JohnVris, JakeAranea (for the ship grading ask)

Mitula: A+

JohnRoxy: A+++++

JohnVris: B

JakeAranea: A

[ask-the-english-adventurer]

Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y... E-....

[lucifer-s-butt-moved]

Mitula, JohnVris, JakeAranea, JohnAranea, JohnRoxy, JakeRoxy

Mitula: 10/10

JohnVris: 8/10

JakeAranea: 6/10

JohnAranea: 4/10

JohnRoxy: 9/10

JakeRoxy: 5/10

Thanks for the ask!! :3

send me a ship and i will rate it /10  how much i ship it

[kaibosh-conundrums-blog]

Mitula, JohnVris, JakeAranea, JohnRoxy, JakeRoxy, Cronkri

wow this is really fucking late but OH WELL HERE WE GO

Mitula

ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

JohnVris

ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

JakeAranea

ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

JohnRoxy

ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

JakeRoxy

ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

CronKri

ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART / MY FUCKING LIFEBLOOD

[thedawnpost]

run away with me

John had a fantastic thing going with Vriska! And you weren't going to begrudge him that, not in the least. Your brother was a swell guy, really. Still. You couldn't help but feel that twinge of jealousy, at the thought of your own empty love life.

And then you met her.

She was the heroine to your hero, the clever lady who helped solve riddles and defeat monsters and magics and dragons.

And. Er. This was rather awkward, wasn't it?

She was Vriska's older sister.

You dance around Aranea for days, weeks, not knowing what to say to her, how tell her that her blue eyes were simply enchanting, that you longed to court her properly.

Eventually, Jade and John, both fed up with your moping and mooning somehow tricked you (those rapscallions! pranksters, the both of them!) into a blind date with the pretty lady.

It went rather well, actually. Maybe it sounds crazy, but maybe it could work.

(You still went bright red when she smiled at you the next day)

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[ Somewhere in Neverland – All Time Low ]

[temperamentaljudgement]

aw baby no, dont do that to the underwear boy :(

[theaceae-c]

A Jake ♥ Aranea Trickster Mode AU (the same kind of Trickster Mode Jake experienced)

(hell yeah, ya’ll sure are creative!)

He hadn’t known how it happened, and honestly, he didn’t care. All he knew is that one second he was awkward and flustered around this beeeeeaauutiful gal and the next moment ‘poof!’ all his trouble were gone. He flew through the sky hand in hand with Aranea who was just as chipper as him! “Rooooxxyy! Diiirrkkk! Jaaanneeeyy! Come out and play with uuus!” he frowned as he heard only his echo. “Aw what party poopers!” chirped Aranea. “You think they’ll be there for out wedding?” she asked. “Of course they will sweet pea! They’re just playing hide and seek.” he wrapped his arms around his future wife-to-be. She smelled so sweet! So did he! Everything was positively scrumptious! She pulled back from him. “Hey, hey Jakey do you wanna kiss?” Aranea asked giggling. For a second he wanted to say no. For a second it felt wrong, like everything was a nightmare he couldn’t wake up from. But that’s ridicules because everything was fine. Without a second thought he planted his lips on her’s, she was so sweet, but then why did he feel so bitter?