#jaketext

[briezymartin]

text to jake.

Brie: we need to talk...like asap.

[briezymartin]

text to jake.

Brie: my brother says we can't be pre-engaged.

Brie: let's just elope lol

Brie: go hard or go home

[briezymartin]

text to jake.

Brie: THEY'RE BRINGING BACK AMERICAN IDIOT ASLFHSADKL

Brie: I GOTTA PLAY WHATSERNAME AGAIN

Brie: JAKE

Brie: JAAAAAKKKKKEEEE

Brie: JACOB MARTIN

Brie: PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Brie: THIS IS IMPORTANT

Brie: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[briezymartin]

text to jake.

Brie: ok but ariana and nicki came up with the ingenious "dick bicycle" line like that deserves a grammy.

Brie: don't even start with me.

Brie: lol we could've really been the greatest polyamorous couple to ever exist

Brie: well with the exception being like seth carter and zack.

[briezymartin]

text to jake.

Brie: cam is dead.

Brie: like forreal this time.

Brie: i...don't even know what to do.

[briezymartin]

text to jake.

Brie: hey husband c;

Brie: i'm closing up the studio right now, but do you want food or anything?

Brie: also i'm straight up so 100% here for you being in a band. will 100% be your groupie. c;