#jakiers

[sosifiction]

when ur gay for each other

[lamb-anarchy]

guys i think they deserve to go out on dates

[courtofparrots]

Little drunk make out sesh between dudes

[ihavenoideamanokay]

jokes im considering with the whole jake and wesker being around at the same time in this fic thing

wesker sees jake do something and goes like "wow chris this kid reminds me of you, is he yours?"

option one: jake looks at wesker and goes "why'd i have to get his features he made me ugly"

option two: piers goes "he's ugly like you!" and jake goes "yeah serio- wait a goddamn minute." (i live for piers being mean to him it's like half of what I've written)

post reveal wesker still asks chris like three times if he's sure the kid isn't his

(this one's a shitpost probably won't happen) someone dyes wesker's hair red to show jake what he could look like if he wasn't a pussy

someone goes "sins of the father" and looks at jake and he's like GIRL WHAT DON'T PUSH THIS ON ME

jake does something "rebellious" ish like telling chris he isn't the boss of him and wesker goes "THAT'S MY BOY!!!"

or maybe "that's my boy..." with like a fake tear y'know

i may add more

[n0iseground]

capcom never let piers and jake duke it out because they were to scared to include the part where they just started to frot

[weskerina]

i know piers and chris is more of a close knit coworkers thing than mentor/mentee but whenever i see mullvans i keep thinking "wow wesker and chris son... kissing each other. family reunion must be brutal"

[wormspunk]

Mullvans is just Chrisker 2: Electric Boogaloo

[foxgloves-thoughts]

I think part of the reason I love my “Jake get’s adopted AU’s” is because I feel very paternal for him. However I think it’s also because I think the potential future interactions are so funny.

Like imagine you’re Leon and the girl who you kind of see as a daughter shows up with a guy she’s extremely close with. Then that guy’s mother figure is ADA WONG. The crash out would be one for the history books and I wanna see it. Like he’s trying to keep it together, but Jake keeps doing mannerisms he picked up from Ada and Leon wants to shoot himself.

Or you’re any of Chris’ friends. You’re aware of his weird relationship with Wesker. You’re also aware Wesker tried to kill Chris several times. Then he shows up with a smaller redheaded version of Wesker and tells you that this is his new charge. Meanwhile said child is staring at you like you just hit his dog with your car.

I don’t think there would be an awkward interaction if Sherry and Jake got together in the Dad! Chris au though. Chris is cheering. You’re telling him Leon is technically in the Redfield family now (if just off vibes)? Best day of his life. Also Sherry’s great.

I think Jake x Piers would be really funny in either universe. Piers is writing both his own eulogy and what he plans to say to ask Jake out on a proper date.

In the Dad Chris au does Piers hope Chris reacts well to the news if Jake says yes? Absolutely. However, Chris was already pretty protective BEFORE he officially adopted Jake. Now that he’s legally his dad? He’s full papa bear and Piers is half concerned he’s gonna die today.

In the mama Ada au he’s wearing a bulletproof vest to the date. He’s a BSSA agent dating a mercenary, who is essentially the adoptive son of one of the most wanted mercenaries on the planet. Piers is also incredibly aware of the fact he tried to arrest Ada and that probably did not create a great first impression. Jake is like “oh Ada is just a big softie on the inside,” meanwhile Piers is pretty sure he just saw a red dot on the table.