#jalewife

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🎈 for cicero?

mmmm genuinely took a bit because I don't really think about Cicero's life before the Dark Brotherhood at all, I'm a sucker for my Crazified Jester, if we met him as he was before his isolation I would still like him for his Gingerness, but ehhhh?

Uh

Shit. Dog, Mandrake, i dont' fuckin Know. when he was a kid he thought himself a loner so when he had to take the Night Mother he thought he'd be fine.

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Okay okay I have to ask. What is Cicero from? Because I love them very much

Beloved Cicero is from the 2011 game Skyrim! Beloved little Jester Assassin<3333

You can find him at outside of Loreius Farm, outside of Whiterun, at any point of the game before you join the Dark Brotherhood and complete some assassinations.

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How would you feel if your Jalewife was Jailed?

I will pay the bail. Free my man he did all that shit but free him anyway!

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For the character ask game your favorite jester man. Cicero himself. Also fun fact did you know that the name Cicero means "chickpea?"

AWWWW CUTE!!

send me a character and i’ll list:

Favourite thing about them He's just so goofysweet<3 In actuality it's the need to obey but also hold power.

Least favourite thing about them The way Bethesda took away those super fun lines where if you like used a shout beside him he'd go "For someone called the Listener you do an awful lot of shouting"

Favourite line "For someone called the Listener you do an awful lot of shouting"

BrOTP Cicero n Nazir. I love the idea of these two bein besties

OTP Slipsero, shocker

nOTP Cicero n Astrid. Again, shocker

Random headcanon Uh His hands are super scarred not from assassin work but because he made his jester outfit and shoes and that shit can be REAL dicey

Unpopular opinion I dunno if I have any unpopular opinions about Cicero?

Song I associate with them Sometimes by Nick Lutsko Took me SO long to figure this out lmfao

Favourite picture of them

Literally any and every picture or drawing of Cicero. Gun to my head, I cannot choose a favourite.

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I know they're an OC but Slips for the ask game!

Sorry for delay!

send me a character and i’ll list:

Favourite thing about them

Big and Purple.

Least favourite thing about them

They're a self insert-OC

Favourite line

"Who the fuck is Shor?" or "Rhetorical question. I don't want to hear your voice anymore, it's like scraping a sword against a rock. "

BrOTP

Idk, Slips and Ja'ava's Lilmothiit partner.

OTP

Sorry Slipsero, but this goes to Slips<>Ja'ava, they original and true

nOTP

Idk, Slips n Astrid or Slips n Delphine?

Random headcanon

If Slips never joined the Dark Brotherhood they would have informally joined the Thieves Guild.

Unpopular opinion

Slips is not religious. Again as stated, had they not joined the DBH they wouldn't have become a follower of Sithis. Pre-DBH Slips is fully agnostic in the way of they don't follow any god.

Song I associate with them

Got two:

Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show

It Gets Worse from Mindless Self Indulgence

Favourite picture of them

This that @bethrnoora drew for me!! LOOK AT HOW COOL THEY FUC KIN LOOK

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WAIT FUCK ME IS JALEWIFE LIKE JESTER MALEWIFE???????? This whole fucking time I've just been like yep okay wife who deserves misspelt jail. I'm so good at this

Lmfao yeah Jalewife is Jester Malewife lmaooo if I was gunna do prison it'd be gaolwife or galewife cause Aussie

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*rubs hands like a fly* cicero for the character BINGOOOO

I did him before going to sleep, and Happily will show my love for him again<3

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cicero!

My Keeper, my love my soul my sweet stabby jester<3333