#jamesgate

[graylu]

funny how the mcu fandom completely dismisses the james theory all the while insisting that tony and steve or quill or dr strange are peter parkers parents, constantly dismissing may as peters guardian and shipping peter with grown ass white men and ignoring his love interests all of whom are his same age and people of color and so on and so forth.

this fandom does not have a high ground to stand on when it comes to acknowledging mcu canon.

[solarwen]

[zigsexual]

in a far away law office, several professionals are gathered amongst a large mahogany conference table. one sips gently from a styrofoam coffee cup; another nervously checks their outlook on a tablet. the anticipation is thicker than the stacks of manila folders spread throughout the room.

silence. then, the sound of a single chair swiveling back to face the assembled staff.

"it's time," says michael b jordan, emotionally distraught, clutching his iphone close to his chest. a single tear rolls down his cheek.

"sue them."

[kenjkats]

The new book is scary

[donutkinks]

Ladies and gentlemen 👧👦 I’m just going to state the obvious 😿💩 We have a doppelgänger 👭👬 in our midst. As an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, 💁👀👂I am disgusted 👎by how much you have copied James Ashton… Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughingstock. 😹😀😂It’s cheesy🍕. It’s disgusting🚼. I personally found it absolutely artistically atrocious😬😱. I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion.

[elyyshar]

I totally forgot that they changed James’ face and for a second I thought whom the fuck is this

[rainescorp]

please . this is so weird

[boobearryicecream]

The problem with the new James is that he shows too much teeth when he smiles. Old, better James did not.