#jameslyonsii

[cassiedxyle-blog]

✆✿♀

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[text]: good morning sunshine[text]: in other words, it’s too damn early and i need you to pretty please come drag me out of bed[text]: or just get into bed with me and we can skip today

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[text]: if you’ve got plans tonight you should cancel them[text]: i can promise my plan for you is better ;)

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

[text]: i swear you only like me when we’re high[text]: i guess for me it was just more and i don’t know if it is anymore

[augustjackson-blog]

♔♣✺

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                       Sat, Feb 27, 9:39 PM

If you have something to say to me, you can come and say it to my face

I’ve got plenty to say to you.

send ♣ for a text not meant for you

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                     Tue, Feb 16, 5:44 PM

Do you want green turtles like kelly green or like turquoise green? I’m looking at both right now.

Disregard that.

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                     Mon, Feb 1, 6:01 PM

No, I don’t regret preventing you from selling name-brand meth to a kid so he could fraudulently pass a test, and I doubt I ever will. 

[jackievonnegut-blog]

☎⁇

☎ a rushed text.[text]: leaving lit rn sry!![text]: i have the signatures ready[text]: i will sprint to get them to u on time if i have to[text[: SPRINT⁇ a drunk text.[text]: this shitt has me so corssfded lol[text[: whats it caleld again??

[annielions-blog]

⁇ √ ☢

⁇ for a WORRIED text

[8:03 PM] ANNIE: are you talking about me to suki right now?[8:06 PM] ANNIE: i just thought i saw you guys looking at me while you were talking[8:10 PM] ANNIE: does she want me to leave? 

√ for a LONG-WINDED CONFESSION text 

[12:19 PM] ANNIE: listen, i know mom blamed you for the vase in the kitchen getting broken yesterday and i feel really bad about it so i want to let you know it was me and i’ll tell mom.[12:21 PM] ANNIE: ok it wasn’t me, it was dean. thats why i didn’t tell mom sooner because i didn’t know what to say and i didn’t want her to know he was over here. i didn’t really want you to know either but i just really feel bad because you don’t deserve to be blamed for that.[12:23 PM] ANNIE: please don’t tell her. and please don’t be mad! i’ll take care of it i promise.

☢ for a DESPERATE text

[10:48 PM] ANNIE: i’ll never ask for anything else ever again just please PLEASE tell mom i was with you last night?? please??[10:50 PM] ANNIE: and also right now...?[10:54 PM] ANNIE: CRASH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[augustjackson-blog]

✘☠

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                     Thur, Jan 7, 10:03 PM

I don’t see how I can affect your “business” when I can’t even get one person to stop smoking weed for a minute. A single minute

Send ☠ for a threatening message

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                Wed, Jan 13, 3:20 PM

 I know you’re carrying at least one felony in pill form right now. 

[augustjackson-blog]

♫☎

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♫: for a vague voicemail

James Lyons                                                      11/11/15mobile                                                                       0:04

“ That kind of thing doesn’t frighten me. Just so you know. Bye. ”

☎: for a voicemail not meant for you

James Lyons                                                      1/xx/16home                                                                         0:15

“ Hi, this is Gus Jackson. I just wanted to check and see if you got home alright. I figure you’re already asleep, since you aren’t answering your actual phone. I would have given you a ride–next time, just ask. I never drink at those things. Bye. ”

[augustjackson-blog]

✘%$

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                 Sun, Nov 1, 7:02 PM

Leave those kids alone. I called the cops and you know it.

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                 Thur, Dec 10, 3:10 PM

Is this really worth it? Do you think that this‘lifestyle’ of yours is at all sustainable? 

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                 Fri, Jan 8, 9:00 PM

Don’t go to that party, it’s bad news. I don’ttrust half the kids there not to get intosome sort of trouble. 

                Fri, Jan 8, 9:06 PM

That obviously wasn’t for you. See you there.