I showed my best irl friend Mafia tonight and this is what he gets up to. ON ORDINARY ROUTE!! AFTER HE HIT A WOMAN, GOT OUT OF THE CAR, AND STOOD OVER HER BODY WAITING FOR THE POLICE AND THEN DECIDED TO TRY TO HIT THE POLICE.
We were HOWLING all night about this. Some other fantastic quotes are:
- Friends think Paulie sounds like Mr. Robinson from the Amazing World Of Gumball and Baldie from Baldie’s basics
- The imperial bank as been renamed as P Ditty and every thing that you could read (notes, letters, newspapers) was read out in Pops from The Regular Show’s voice.
- Lucas Bertone was declared sexy man of the night and we wooed at Bobby.
Will: Can I punch the cripple?
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Paulie: wanna make poor Raphael cry? (Idk the line that he says when you crash)
Me: Paulie hates him because he’s a cripple by the way
Will: Valid reason
Dill: WHAT
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Will: (Referring to Frank) Can we get rid of that ghost? The only one that’s standing?
Me: That’s Frank. He’s fine.
Will: Can we get him to stop haunting the room??
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Salieri: The only thing that should matter. You know what that is Tommy?
Will, convinced that everyone in that room is gay (besides the “ghost”, Frank): sucking dick??
Tommy: They’re loyal
Will: Loyal to their trade? Dick sucking???
