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Janasx: Linxi, is it okay if I curse?

Linxi: Sure.

Janasx: F... I can't, I'm too nervous.

Theodore> Are you two a couple?

Linxi> ::glancing at Jan:: No. Tragically, she is heterosexual.

Janasx> Oh dear.

Linxi> Jan, no one our age says “oh dear”.

Janasx> Oh my.

Linxi> Or that.

Linxi> How do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times?

Theodore> One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

Linxi> That was poetry.

Janasx> That was a cry for therapy from both of you.

Linxi> Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-

Janasx> You sleep with a stuffed lion.

Linxi> He is mY sEcOnD IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

Janasx> You have no idea what I am capable of.

Linxi> Don’t take this personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

Theodore> Linxi, no.

Linxi> Linxi, yes.

Janasx> Linxi, no.

Linxi> Linxi, maybe?

Theodore & Janasx> Linxi, no.

Linxi> ...Fine.

Theodore> Hey Linxi, can you get me some soda?

Linxi> ::mocking Theo:: Hey Linxi, can you eat me some soda? Get it yourself, you lazy ass.

Theodore> Okay, jeez.

Janasx> ::walks into room:: Hey Linxi! Would you mind getting me a cola?

Linxi> Sure! ::runs to get some soda::

Janasx> Thank you so much!

Theodore> What the hell?

Janasx> Oh hey Linxi, I think Theo wants some cola. Can you get him some?

Linxi> Fiiiiine. ::chucks soda at Theo’s head::

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