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Linxi> This is fun, something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.

Theodore> Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

Linxi> You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.

Theodore> Yes, I know.

Theodore> Are you two a couple?

Linxi> ::glancing at Jan:: No. Tragically, she is heterosexual.

Linxi> How do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times?

Theodore> One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

Linxi> That was poetry.

Janasx> That was a cry for therapy from both of you.

Linxi> Who the fuck-

Theodore> Language.

Linxi> Whom the fuck-

Theodore> No.

Linxi> ::comes up with a plan while drunk:: What could possibly go wrong with this?

Theodore> ::fully sober:: You could literally die!

Linxi> You’re just making it sound like an even more attractive idea.

Theodore> Linxi, no.

Linxi> Linxi, yes.

Janasx> Linxi, no.

Linxi> Linxi, maybe?

Theodore & Janasx> Linxi, no.

Linxi> ...Fine.

Theodore> Hey Linxi, can you get me some soda?

Linxi> ::mocking Theo:: Hey Linxi, can you eat me some soda? Get it yourself, you lazy ass.

Theodore> Okay, jeez.

Janasx> ::walks into room:: Hey Linxi! Would you mind getting me a cola?

Linxi> Sure! ::runs to get some soda::

Janasx> Thank you so much!

Theodore> What the hell?

Janasx> Oh hey Linxi, I think Theo wants some cola. Can you get him some?

Linxi> Fiiiiine. ::chucks soda at Theo’s head::

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