I absolutely cannot comprehend Santa.
I don’t mean like the whole being fat or traveling in a sleigh or the flying reindeer or the red clothing. I don’t even mean the take as old as time “how does he fit down the chimney” or whatever.
What I mean is, what parent, after putting in all the work to shop for Christmas, wrap the presents, decorate the house, and stay SANE during the Christmas season decided that hey, let’s not take the credit for the countless hours spent making this holiday magical. Let’s tell our kid that a fat woman with elves made and wrapped all their presents while we just sat and did nothing. Let’s tell them that all the work put in wasn’t us, it was a dude dressed in red wearing a jingle-bell hat.
Who came up with that??????
I can’t. I’m leaving. I quit.
