#jansplained

[jansplainer]

she ended the season on a low and now she’s number 1 in the race w barely nothing to defend in the second part of the season 😭

LSWC 🙏🏻

[jansplainer]

assumption: you are actually jannik sinner

pff...

[jansplainer]

ree can you please tell me what the beef with opelka is exactly i mean i find it funny but i have no idea of the context 😂

okay doing this because you said please

1. His tennis is awful. He's a servebot in the truest sense of the word, because that's really all he has.

2. He throws shade against doubles specialists FREQUENTLY.

3. He's annoying

4. He's one of the plaintiffs during the PTPA lawsuit.

If you weren't there, the lawsuit was a whole deal. Which I will not get into. But it did 1) imply that Jannik got preferential treatment during his case (false) (see Fig. 1) , 2) accidentally throw shade at Holger (Fig. 2), and 3) use the word "cartel" wayyyyy too much for a lawsuit (Fig. 3). This is nothing directly related to Opelka, as I'm not implying he wrote it, but this is some type of tomfoolery he's involved in... and he alleged he was threatened by the ATP for supporting it (Fig. 4)

Figure 1. Jannik Sinner shade

Figure 2. Holger Rune shade

Figure 3. Grand Slams ITIA ITF ATP WTA Shade

Figure 4. Oh okay

[jansplainer]

you have such a way with words. #my somesense well yes your some sense indeed! wish the tournament organisers had that

i have a #my somesense tag for my serious and a #my nonsense tag for my sillies

[jansplainer]

now im so curious what other anon was saying but yr right, no doomposting for now

my dms R open :—D

[jansplainer]

anon U cant hurt me about tennis i literally just watched the series finale of one of my favorite TV shows and decided to double down and watch The Farewell (2019)

save your time and terrorize someone else thank u

[jansplainer]

your last post reminds that some people seriously suggested jannik should color his hair to improve in the heat, they said stop being a ginger from the alps

[jansplainer]

Getting the notif for your note and your pfp change made me laugh so hard 😭😭

happy birthday bb