May 8, 2020
Just some beautiful, beautiful Driesje to brghten up everyone’s day! 😍😍
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Just some beautiful, beautiful Driesje to brghten up everyone’s day! 😍😍
Jantje is sitting on the airplane. Suddenly he needs to pee. He goes to the bathroom and opens the first stall door.
"I am the monster of the toilet and I'm gonna eat you!" says the toilet.
He then opens the second stall door.
"I am the monster of the toilet and I'm gonna eat you!" says the toilet.
He then opens the third stall door.
"I am the monster of the toilet and I'm gonna eat you!" says the toilet.
He then opens the fourth stall door.
"I am the monster of the toilet and I'm gonna eat you!" says the toilet.
He then opens the fifth stall door.
"I am the monster of the toilet and I'm gonna eat you!" says the toilet.
He then opens the sixth stall door.
"I am the monster of the toilet and I'm gonna eat you!" says the toilet.
He then opens the seventh stall door.
"I am the monster of the toilet and I'm gonna eat you!" says the toilet.
He then opens the eighth stall door.
"I am the monster of the toilet and I'm gonna eat you!" says the toilet.
He then opens the ninth stall door.
"I am the monster of the toilet and I'm gonna eat you!" says the toilet.
He then opens the tenth stall door.
"I am the monster of the toilet and I'm gonna eat you!" says the toilet.
Jantje: "Yeah, and I'm Jantje and I need to pee!"
22-11-2025
Jantje
A bit of history - turns out the cute statue opposite the Parliament buildings was a real person, and at the age of 12 he ran the place. #DutchHistory
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Ik ben van de toonladder gevallen. Jantje komt huilend thuis en zijn moeder vraagt wat er is, waarop Jantje antwoordt: 'Ik ben van de toonladder gevallen.'
Sta jij nou onder de douche met een paraplu "Jantje, waarom sta jij nou onder de douche met een paraplu?" "Omdat ik mijn handdoek vergeten ben."
Jantje laat de meester niet alleen staan Jantje is op school. De meester zegt: "Wie zichzelf dom vindt moet nu rechtstaan." Iedereen blijft zitten.
