#japan is attacking

[jar-of-moondust]

Things I hate about menstrual products

TW; mentions of blood, periods, and tampons. 

What I hate about tampons: 

regulars are too small

but supers are too big

I have a naturally low cervix, so tampons are always too long for me.

they ALWAYS slide out!

you’re not supposed to feel them inside of you, but I do

What I hate about pads:

They’re either too long or too short

they feel wet and sticky

it feels like I’m sitting in a puddle of liquid

because I am 

sometime it slides forward I leak in the back

or it slides backward and I leak in the front

Not to mention they’re big and hard to hide

[thunderlightning351]

Girls: Japan is attacking.

well, it’s THAT time again and a thought crossed my mind while I was sitting in my last class and that thought was ‘wouldn’t it be neat if we had pad dispensers’. I was pondering on the thought while I was sitting in my room dying for a while and I perked up and spoke to myself “Oh my god, that would be great! Especially in an all girls school where in the bathrooms are like just these pad/tampon dispensers where we could but them for a certain price depending on what kind it is, like 30 cents for a small, 60 for a medium(regular) and $1 for a super. +10 cents extra for a pad that has wings. I mean, yeah, this is good shit right here. SCHOOLS HURRY THE FUCK UP AND START YOUR DAMN RENOVATIONS FOR THE GIRLS BLOOD WEEKS.

[bigdreams2287]

I don't feel like I want to die. Oh no!!!! No, I would rather tear my uterus out then feel these damn cramps every month as my insides shed!!!!! And what's worse???? The only position I can be in right now without death is the fetal position. Wait, I take it back though. I do just want to dieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Can someone get me a cheeseburger??

[bigdreams2287]

The worst part of when japan attacks you each month is when they attack your island to the point they start to clog your canal.