#japanphil

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Japan, holding a 'Will You Go to Prom with Me' sign

America: Oh my god, yes!!!

Japan: No, tell Philippines!

America: Philippines! I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!

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America, to Israel: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Israel: You are my reward.

Philippines, to Japan: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Japan: Yeah, you can be a real bitch sometimes.

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY PHILIPPINES!!!

The Past:

Spanish Empire: ERASE YOUR OLD RELIGION AND TRY MINE!!!

America: Sike! No independence for you!!!

Japan Empire: LET ME FUCK YOU!!!

Philippines: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! :(

The Present:

Spain: h-

Philippines, pulling out a pepper spray: EW GROSS

America: You wanna get high with me?

Philippines: FUCK YEAH

Japan: *breathes*

Philippines: YO, JAPAN, DO YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU?

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Philippines: I'm in love with you.

Japan: That's a horrible idea.

Philippines: Yeah, I have a lot of those.

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i drew these during three hours of Math (like i listened lmao) class and took a picture in the school, hence the lighting

short comic below:

(i love making my country an asshole)

if you can’t read my writing:

Philippines: if your kids start to act like a philosopher, they are a leftist now

Kid: Ha? Hot dog!

Philippines, strangling the kid: ACTIBISTA!!! (ACTIVIST!!!)

(that’s Palau btw)

Philippines: mandatory drug tests in schools start now you crimes against god

[okawahiroto]

日フィルの定期演奏会に行ってきました。 ブルックナーの5番、素晴らしかったです！ あの響きの中にずっといたかったなぁ。 サントリーホールの音響にも酔いしれました。 #日フィル #サントリーホール #ブルックナー #japanphil #suntryhall #bruckner (Suntory Hall)