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So, *clicks pen*, how would you rate your experience in my Jar?

To be continued…

#jarckler #(feeling a bit cringe dragging this bit out ngl but it’s just too fun)#<- me from 10 minutes ago turned out to be a mood killer pls ignore them

can i be jarred i am lynx🐾 in need of jar🫙

Haa, the smell of a fresh Jarckled victim!

(I think I accidentally put a tad bit too much chloroform in there, well at least you will sleep well!)

#jarckler #another day another jar #jar asks

can you jar it can you jar a dog

Finally, at least someone can appreciate Jarry! It was long overdue, he honestly deserves all the love he can get! Just look at him!

He loves you already. :) (He did drool and maybe chew a tad bit on you, but it was because he was just so excited to meet you)

#Jarry the Dog #sorry for making you wait for a while my host threw a temper tantrum #again #something something about not benefiting from our symbiotic relationship like I do #what a joke #I’m a parasitic entity #p a r a s i t i c #what did they expect #these humans honestly #sigh #jarckler #jar asks #the saga: part 7

The day I stop making jar puns is the day the world turns into a jar.

#a quote from yours truly #jarring thoughts from the jarckler #jarckler

what if one was to jarckle ALL of the gimmick blogs one could find…

a task for the century…

What a jarring thought you have there, my friend!

Hm, I will need to think about this, maybe when I’m not quite in a pickle anymore, I will attempt this.

With some help of course. :)

(But believe me even all of the gimmick blogs would not be enough to fill my jar, my jar heart, it is bottomless, unfillable, as wide as the universe, and as deep as the ocean. The Jarckler will never not jarckle, and one day all of you will be jarckled, will be mine.)

#BIG JARS ARE COMING #BIG JARS AND BIG PLANS #I might need to buy a new shelf #and don’t think I can’t see you there anon #you may hide now but one day you will also find your rightful place #and that is in my Jar #jarckler #jarring thoughts from the jarckler #jar asks

Your jar is waiting for you

Jarckled count: 8

#jarckler #the saga: part 1 #the saga: part 2 #the saga: part 3 #the saga: part 4 #the saga: part 5 #the saga: part 6 #the saga: part 7 #the saga: part 8

*holds you at gunpoint*

Now we all say in unison:

"WE LOVE THE JARCKLER"

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