The Jarckler

Who will be my next victim?

[jarcklingofficial]

Your jar is waiting for you

Jarckled count: 8

[jarcklingofficial]

I now do home delivery, as in I deliver myself to your home and then take you with me.

[andiv3r-archived]

I am here to bring a message from ‘Our Jar of Jarrers the Jarckler’ …. I mean Our J*r of J*rrers the J*rckler (he told me to call him that… (pretentious ass))

“I, the J*rckler, hereby declare that I would absolutely adore to have you in my J*r. You will be gently placed inside of a glass J*r, that, I can guarantee you, is made out of the finest material you can find in this dimension. You will be then lulled into a dreamless sleep due to the added chloroform, so you will not experience any discomfort! And if you become a part of my growing collection, you get the added bonus of being legally recognised as a J*rckled Victim (don’t call the police, they will not find you)! I would love to hear your thoughts on this proposition (don’t think, just agree, it will be easier for both of us (you will not get a choice anyway))! :)”

So yeah it is not looking very good… Wish you luck!

Ehm... me????

[jarcklingofficial]

Yes, you!

I’m on a business trip right now so I had to put you in my travelers jar, which is probably not very comfortable, as it is quite small. But I will soon be returning home and then I will put you in an actually decent jar as promised. (Also ignore the čøřñ behind you, I forgot to remove him after my last trip.)

This is a message to everyone: be warned! The Jarckler doesn’t wait patiently anymore for his victims to come to him. He’s hungry, he needs more Jars. He now comes to you, and he does not play around anymore. You will come with him or he will kidnap you by force, that is a promise. Cooperate and you will get treated decently, rebel and you will reap what you sow!

[jarcklingofficial]

I can finjarry jark norjarry ajar.

[jarcklingofficial]

I broke my j*r :(

[jarcklingofficial]

The day I stop making jar puns is the day the world turns into a jar.

[frogmoisturethief-deactivated20]

oh! so Friday

[jarcklingofficial]

Hm, just checked my planner, and I’m afraid Friday will not work out!

Got a meeting with the Department of Mucilaginous and Other Slimebodied Individuals of the PEO (real pieces of work, let me tell you!).

But Saturday, Saturday is a whole other story. :)

[jarcklingofficial]

It’s j*r time! As promised

[jarcklingofficial]

my jar just exploded

[jarcklingofficial]

I have ordered the Big Jars

[jarcklingofficial]

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

[silly-lil-scribbles]

@geewaysgreendayhoodie putting u in the cornflakes bag

[geewaysgreendayhoodie]

YIPPEE

[frogmoisturethief-deactivated20]

I’m really in there…..

[jarcklingofficial]

let me out

Let me out

Łëť mę øůț

[crow-sine]

new reaction image

[neveffect]

I ate Charlie Slimecicle's entire family.

[thesaltyblobfish]

oh

[neveffect]

I’m on my way to eat you

[thesaltyblobfish]

OH

[neveffect]

nom

[thesaltyblobfish]

someone help please

[jarcklingofficial]

Why in the goddamn jar is my host eating my Jarckled??!

[jarcklingofficial]

spare me 😰😰

Why should I? :)

( Also I’m very sorry to inform you that Jarry accidentally ate a few of your rat siblings, …colleagues, …relatives (?) while we were chasing you and them down. We offer our condolences to their loved ones and wish Rat3, Rat4, Rat9 and Rat11 a safe way and wonderful stay in Rat Heaven…)

(Fly high 🕊️)

[jarcklingofficial]

Here comes the jar, do do do do ~

[jarcklingofficial]

So, *clicks pen*, how would you rate your experience in my Jar?

[frogmoisturethief-deactivated20]

bad

[jarcklingofficial]

Well that’s a pity! What do you think should be changed to make your stay more enjarable?

[frogmoisturethief-deactivated20]

let me out

[thesaltyblobfish]

the chloroform makes the experience feel better than real life! 10/10 would jar again

[jarcklingofficial]

It seems that my decision to add extra chemicals was a success!

Now it is time to test out some other ingredients I have in my mind. Hopefully they will work out as well!

But you don't have to worry about that! (You don’t have a choice either way.)

[jarcklingofficial]

So, *clicks pen*, how would you rate your experience in my Jar?

[xx-xxm1lklv3ndr-t-33py666xx-xx]

wruf::3

[jarcklingofficial]

Jarry says hi! (I mean he actually says "jarf!", but this is what he means)

He’s very happy with your rating as you can see. :)

[jarcklingofficial]

The day I stop making jar puns is the day the world turns into a jar.

[frogmoisturethief-deactivated20]

oh! so Friday

[jarcklingofficial]

Hm, just checked my planner, and I’m afraid Friday will not work out!

Got a meeting with the Department of Mucilaginous and Other Slimebodied Individuals of the PEO (real pieces of work, let me tell you!).

But Saturday, Saturday is a whole other story. :)

[jarcklingofficial]

So, *clicks pen*, how would you rate your experience in my Jar?

[frogmoisturethief-deactivated20]

bad

[jarcklingofficial]

Well that’s a pity! What do you think should be changed to make your stay more enjarable?

[frogmoisturethief-deactivated20]

let me out

[jarcklingofficial]

no.