#jared hmf

[c0l0rsp1k3]

Silly goobers

[bluisbeingstupid]

cringetober day 14: crossover happy meat farms + my little pony jared and fluttershy <3

[theunknownshapeshifter]

I made this lil wooden lizard into Jared

I love this lil dork (his legs are so tiny TwT, too cute)

(This is my first post, hello!)

He’s now been posted on my deviant art :D

Here he is!

[eternalbrainfriends]

Ughhh I don’t want to finish these . Whatever here’s our Jared headmatw 🐄 these r only her formal clothes she is usually spotted in a SpongeBob shirt and some pajama pants

[apologetic-artist]

Idk if anyone has talked about this, but if I remember correctly, Jared is a huge SpongeBob fan, and I thought that he might have been the one writing the theories the Alex uses in his videos. Like, Alex's Muse takes Jared's theories and hands them off to Alex because I know DAMN WELL that The Muse can't write with those damn tentacles. I know it can open up packages of meat (judging by that one part where Alex turns on the lights in the garage) and it can open doors and flip switches, but I don't think it could hold a pencil at all or even write

I'm headcannoning this

[thefuriousmagician]

My own version of Jared, Mother's #1 Special Boy

I've seen a lot of versions on Tumblr already and I wanted to go a little bit of a different route, so centipede body

[sexymancatalogue]

Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #194

Jared Warrenheim (Alex Bale, 2022)

Art By @just-some-normal-jessica!

List Of Archetypes

Twisted Freaking Cycle Path

Glowing Eyes

Nonhuman

Monster Features

Villain

4th Wall Blurring

Angst

Parental Issues

Chaoslord

Distinctive Voice

Eldritch

Mad Scientist (?)

Mysterious

Neurodivergent Coded

Obscured Face

Pathetic

Unkempt

Grime

Quotable Catchphrase

Submitted By @ren-is-real!

[eepyshipping]

DO IT 😡 also yay happy birthday 🥳