#jared kleinman hcs

[astrochemstry]

Jared Kleinman HC: having a crush on him, you don't wanna admit it but everyone knows

I was lying in bed and then i got this idea and it sounded really cute so i made it a reality asjdfbasjh im having a brainrot

Reader is gender neutral and its romance

OK SO JUST IMAGINE

YOU LIKE THIS GUY

YOU DON'T WANNA ADMIT IT BCS HES COCKY AS HELL

BUT EVERYONE KNOWS

E VE RYO NE KNO W S

YES EVEN HIM

OK lets go to the start so

SO I HAVENT FINISHED THE BOOK AND STUFF BUT

I DO THINK JARED WENT TO SCOUT CAMP AS A KID TOO

SO you met there

And as in met

He accidentally uh

Well yk those log things you gotta walk on??

He slipped and accidentally bumped into you

And you fell on the mud lmao

Bro was trying vv hard not to laugh actually

“Kleinman, apologize to (Name).”

“Sorry.”

hE AINT GOOD AT THIS FORGIVE HIM PLS

Ok so like youre still mad but

Throughout your time there he makes it up with

aCTS OF SERVice

sO some hcs here are from @/bemorecronch pls check them out vv good at writing jared and hilarious as hell

So one of their hcs is that if he likes u he randomly gives u food

oH diD I NOT MENTioN??

THIS GUY LIKES YOU TOO

So like one time you dropped your snack and like vv frustrated bcs you fell in mud and now your snack fell in mud

So he goes up to you and shoves his spare sandwich onto you

Youre like ???? but then he jsut raises and eyebrow

“Don’t you know how to eat or did that dirt change everything in you??”

You choose whether you smacked him or not

But like after that and everything, he sat with you and just ate with ya

Then the crushing started

SO YEARS PASS

WELCOME TO HIGHSCHOOL OR WHATEVER TOOK PLACE IN DEH

yOU MEET AGAIN

“Arent you that mud person from camp??” “Arent you that asshole who shoved me??”

Sassy conversations

Murphy siblings live for it tbh

They love you

And then heres the thiNG

SO ONE TIME AT THE CAFETERIA

You guys just sat together and ate bcs i mean thats what you did at camp too

You guys we’re vv close and be reminded you have a crush on him

So liKE your body started to heat up and ik for some skin colors it wont be visible youre blushiNG BUT SINCE YOURE SO CLOSE HE CAN FEEL THE HEAT

Hes concerned bro “are you okay??”

“Yes im fine- just-” tHEN HE PLACES HIS HAND ON YOUR FOREHEAD

TO CHECK YK

Totally not an excuse to touch you

coIUGHGHcouG HH

So like you just froze?? Bcs oH SHIT ohIUSHAHH????

Alana was there and you were like oh thank god

But alana

aLANA KNOWS

ALANA SEES IT

But dw she doesnt like say it out and tease you

Takes you away and stuff “Oh god! (Name) are you okay? Lets go to the nurse.”

She doesnt take you to the nurse lmao

“So, you like someone?”

React how you want she aint gonna fall for you denying it

anYWAYS SHE DOES KEEP IT A SECRET

But like its you who, well, makes it less of a secret lmao

Like youre very expressive abt it

Everyone knows

The school knows

And you guessed it!

JARED KNOWS

Bro is happy as hell you like him back but don't forget hes a little shit

Teases you tbh

Like if youre sitting down and reading or smth hes just like “oh whats that??” and gets vERY CLOSE

From acts of service to physical toUCH

If you like passed a test or something he just awkwardly goes up to you and pats your back

“Good job” “uh thanks”

Hes silently crying inside bcs of that

Ok but like one day lets say Alana encourages you to confess

So you do and like when you see Jared youre just

Oh shit oh fuck oh no nope nO

But like he sees you and he just goes to you like “whats up??”

Its just casual

Too casual

So you didnt wanna confess in like a crowded hall lol so you tell him to meet you at some place like uh idk you choose

So Jared

Aint dumb ok

An asshole but this shit is fucking smart

And first thing he thinks is ‘theyre gonna confess. Definitely.’

No doubts bcs he knows u like him lmao

So you meet

And bro got a huge smirk on his face

“Soo- what did you want to talk about?”

Hes just so calm?? And casual? That youre freaked out and suspicious bcs you expect him to spit out some mean things and stuff

“Uh- this is- wait uh” “go on.” “weLL- uH”

Then he laughs

You guys know what im talking about

“You sound like Evan” hes wHEEZing

“LOOK i LIKE you okay???”

“Everyone does” “No i mean- the- the like like”

Bro acts like he doesnt understand

So uh yeaH you kiss hiM

Look he knows u like him but hes still shocked bcs daMN

In the end, he just goes “oh i know you do. Everyone does.” with a smiLE

Smack him smACK hiM

[fly-like-a-grayson]

Jared Kleinman headcannons (Panic Attack)

A/N: Under a read more because trigger warnings (I need to remember to write triggers/warnings on my writing) I’m not sure if these are good :/

TW: Panic attacks 

-You were stressed with school recently

- Final exams were coming up and you really needed to get high grades on all of them

- The night before, you were trying to do a last minute cram for history

- You realized that you barely were able to remember anything and then your doubts came to life

- You thought that you’d fail and then you imagined all the things that would come with that

- Your parent's disappointment, you doors of opportunity closing, teasing from people that somehow found out your grades, you letting yourself down

- Then the panic started

- At first, they were just sniffles, then it turned to whimpers, then simple crying, and finally sobbing

- You started to shake as your sobbing grew louder

- You were very thankful that your parents were visiting neighbors, so they couldn’t hear you at all

- You just assumed it was an extreme sob, but the more you were left alone with your thoughts the more your anxiety heightened

- Then you felt your hands tremble

- Your eyes felt sore from how tight you were clenching them shut

- Your breathing quickened at you could feel your chest ache

- You weren’t in control of your own actions

- You didn’t even feel like you were in your own body

- You didn’t even notice you had texted Jared asking him to come over

- You don’t remember him climbing in through your window

- You weren’t even able to yell at him for putting a hole in your window screen

- When Jared saw you, every happiness he felt was sucked out of him

- He immediately pestered you with questions

- “What’s wrong?”, “Did someone hurt you?”, “Do I need to hurt someone?”

- He didn’t even notice you were having a panic attack until he crouched next to you and saw your shaking hands

- He pulled you close to him

- He remembered you saying something about “grounding” when you have an attack

-  “Hey, Y/N. Tell me 5 things you see.”

- You continued to sob, not paying attention to him

- He took your face in his hands so you’d look at him

- “Come on, Y/N. Five things you see.”

- It took you a moment to get the list out of your mouth

- “You, my desk, my radio, my clock, and my pens.”

- “Good, 4 things you feel.”

- “Your hands, my fuzzy socks, the carpet, um…”

- “Come on, you’re doing great. One more thing.”

- “I’m, my sweater?”

- He held you close as he went down the rest of the list

- “Three things you hear?”

- “Your voice, the fan, the music from next door.”

- “Two things you smell?”

- “Your terrible cologne and the blueberry candle.”

- “That’s mean and the last one, one thing you can taste.”

- “Um, the pizza I had before for lunch.”

- He rubbed your back, “Now, repeat.”

- You had to repeat it about 3 times until you felt yourself calm down

- Your shaking hands stopped

- The grounding worked, but being around Jared helped also

- Jared rubbing your back helped your breathing go down to normal

- When you were finally calm, Jared wouldn’t let you even look at your study guide

- He pushed all that onto the floor and pulled you onto the bed with him

- He ignores your protests and places kisses all around your face

- You tried to push him off, but you actually enjoyed it

- He smiled and continued

- Jared nuzzled into your neck

- “I love you”

- “I love you too”

- He pulled you as close as he possibly could

- He wanted you to feel better and forget all about your anxiety

- You held onto him just as tightly as he held onto you

- Jared is your rock

- You felt safe with him

- He felt the same with you

[reprisedpiece]

Jared Kleinman being comfortable about his figure (HCs)

Request: “Do you think you could do a Jared fic/HCs about him being very comfortable/confident about his figure? I feel like Jared find always have him being an insecure boy and I just wanna see him be happy and thrive. Thank you!”

Note: i got so tired writing ‘five years’ (long ass mike faist x reader fic) that i decided that im just gonna finish one of those headcanons request and here it is ! also, prepare yourself bc guess who’s posting ‘drop your pants’ (ben platt x artmajor!reader) part 2 in a few days ;---)

MASTERLIST

okay let’s do this

jared being confident about his figure is one of the cutest shit you’d ever witness

that boy would be SO proud of his muffin top

like one day, you’d be baking in your place and as you put the batter in the lil muffin wrappers, he’d casually just lift up his shirt

“babe you know it’s a good muffin when its shape looks like this”

he says as he points at his cute lil chub

and when he finds a muffin that represents his chub a lot, he’d be so excited

“Y/N LOOK IF YOU PUT A HEAD, ARMS, AND LEGS, ITS GONNA LOOK LIKE ME”

lots of drawings and doodles on said chub

he’d draw eyes on his tummy and make his belly button the mouth

he’d make it talk

especially when you’re feeling a bit down

“y/n talk to the tum tum”

“jared what are you doing”

“cmon talk to it”

“no leave me alone”

“please”

“for fucks sake kleinman what do u want”

“babe pls i literally spent minutes drawing the face, appreciate it. do you even know how hard it is drawing a face upside down?”

speaking of belly buttons, he’d probably volunteer to let you do body shots on him im jus saying

i just see it

((((obviously, doing that would lead to waaaay more stuff ;---) but that’s not why we’re here))))))

AND ONE OF THE CUTEST SHIT THAT I IMAGINE

ofc it was a common thing for you and jared to hang out on your/his bed

like u guys wont even be doing the nasty, you’ll just lay there and rest

jared would sometimes cuddle with you, shirtless

and you’d be happy as hell bc he’s so warm and cuddly

he’s hold you close to his chest or sometimes you’d lay your head on his stomach and he’d play with your hair

either way works for you two

but some days, he’d be on his phone A LOT

like he would be playing a game or watching videos

so when you want a lil attention from him, you’d blow raspberries on his tummy

he’d bite his lip to keep himself from smiling when you do so, trying to seem like he didn’t notice you

but you’d continue doing it and eventually he’d be in a fit of giggles

he’d then pull u up to his face and give u a kiss

“man i can never ignore you when you do that”

ALSO, ticklish jared?? he’d squirm a lot every time you poke his side

when ever he’s feeling a bit mad at you, you’d always poke/tickle him

and he’d laugh but quickly put on his angry face

“y/n, no.”

but you’d still do it anyways

you wouldn’t stop until he groans and smiles at you 

he’d just be so comfortable being around you with his chub out bc he knows you love him and everything about him

bonus stuff ! (for ppl who aren’t too confident with their bodies aka me)

he knows that just bc he’s confident about his figure doesnt mean you would be confident about yours

he wouldn’t expect you to be as comfortable as he is

him being open about his body might but less pressure on you so you’d also feel a bit comfortable around him

but he knows there are days where you just can’t

and he wouldn’t force you to be comfortable around him

he’d respect that sometimes you wouldn’t want to be touched/held around your middle

he also wouldn’t question too much whenever you wear something super baggy to hide urself

instead, jared would just whisper how much he loves your body

he’d tell you his favorite parts and such

he’d also talk about how he loves your chub, even when you don’t

“babe it just means i get to love more of you why wouldnt i want that”

he knows he cant change your mindset in a blink

but he can help you manage it

and slowly show you ways to appreciate your body

like whenever you’re feeling down about your figure, he’d suggest that two of you would go for a run and/or eat something healthy (even if he doesnt like it; he just wants you to feel good about yourself)

he’d be super snarky to people who makes mean comments about your figure

“bITCH i’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT-”

“jared omg it’s okay let’s just leave-”

“NOT WITHOUT GIVING THIS ASSHOLE WHAT HE DESERVES”

he’s just

he wants you to appreciate ur body as much as he does, if not more

he’s willing to do anything, he’d be patient as hell

he wants you to hear good things bc you’ve had enough of the bad things coming from ur own head

that’s why he won’t be afraid to bite off the heads of ppl who have nothing nice to say

jared loves u too much to let you hold urself back !

[hxveidoneenough]

Jared x NotNerdy!Reader HC

ANOTHER REQUEST again I've never really done HC'S so like I apologize ahead of time -You and Jared had a creative writing class together this year - That was how you two really met and became friends, and more or less a couple without the official label on it - like sometimes he would hold your hand and you had kissed like a time or two but neither one of you really like brought it up ever - it was something that was moving p fast and like there was a lot you guys didn't know about each other - Well one day, you wear your dad's star wars shirt to school because you couldn't find any clean ones of yours and the shirt was pretty cool so why not??? - the whole day goes by pretty well until you get to creative writing and Jared sees your shirt and he is like - '!!!!!!!! U lIkE StArWaRs' - He starts going on and naming off characters you've never heard of and you just slowly shake your head - Jared is so confused now and he just like tilts his head like puppies do ( u know the German Shepherd ones with the EARS) - you start to explain that you've never really seen any of the movies and it was your dad's shirt - jared's jaw like basically hits the floor once you finally sit down beside of him - "What about star trek?" - you shake ur head - 'Game of thrones?' - 'nope' - ' Doctor who?' - 'who's the doctor?' - 'Harry potter?' - again u just shake your head and jared starts like spazzing -Hes like throwing his arms around and basically screaming about how dissapointed he is until your teacher yells at him to shut up - the rest of class is spent with him going on about all these things he thinks u should know - ' Have u ever even played a video game????' - when you shake your head no this boy loses it and literally groans so loudly - when the bell rings Jared grabs your hand and pulls you out of the school towards his car informing you that you were gonna 'fuckin' learn today son' -when you get to jared's house he like pulls you downstairs and you don't even get a moment to say hello to his mom before hes shoving you in his room and slamming the door. - ' you best be getting comfy!!!!! you're gonna be here all weekend!!!!! a bitch is gonna fucking learn!!!!!" - about like 6 hours later and you're both sitting on his bed with a bowl of popcorn - Jared let u borrow some clothes so you're wearing a pair of his sweatpants and a tshirt that you really dont wanna give back bc it smells just like him - he does that stupid yawn and put his arm over your shoulders thing but u just laugh and learn into him - u guys finish the first two star wars movie he had put in when he finally speaks - 'so what do u think u fake nerd' - 'it's ok' - ' JUST OKAY?!' He screams as he starts to go on this rant about his favorite characters - Jared likes JarJar Binks don't fight me on this - the two of you end up staying up all night watching the star wars movies until you fall asleep on his chest and he just looks down at you and smiles - to himself he just whispers 'maybe (y/n) being clueless was a good thing.' bc you're so hot and you're in his bed!!! wearing his clothing!!! - he just really likes u and he's glad he can show the person he likes all these things that he likes without being shot down -that's all I got for now im really bad at HC'S i promise I'll get better

[astrochemstry]

Halloween with: Jared Kleinman

HAHA JARED KLEINMAN!! Will be doing this for my favourite characters tho :)) also so i can tell people,, pLEASE REQUEST SOMETHING. I AM DYING.

“Happy Halloween fuckers!!”

He loves trick or treating

Once went as a bowling ball

Once went with his scout uniform

Evan: ???

Jared: Don't look at your Park Ranger like that, Hansen

He asked you to be someone from Heathers one time

“Be the Heather to my Veronica please”

He said please

hes being kind

If not he will set your alarm for 3:00am and play stacy’s mom

You have no choice.

You guys tried to play croquet but he played it as if he's bowling

You lost one croquet mallet bcs he managed throw it somewhere over the fence

You guys went as Beetlejuice and Lydia too

Both of you went into a haunted house

He acts like hes some buff guy who isnt scared lmao

He actually starts sweating the moment you guys got tickets

You guys got in and nothing happened

He was relieved for a moment

“Maybe its broken. Could’ve seen you freak out or something.”

Then some guy jumps in front of you and he screamed

Very loud btw

You guys don't go to another haunted house until hes over it lmao

Also he loves candy!!

Whenever theres houses that leave some baskets of candy outside

He tries to find gummy bears

Would actually fight a kid for one tbh

But you or the others stop him

You guys watch horror moviessss

He aint scared of IT after chapter 2 actually

Halloween bowling btw

No one competes with him on bowling stuff

Bcs he always wins

Dunno if im gonna add more actually probably will but thats it for now!! Feel free to add more!

[astrochemstry]

Jared with a reader who is a writer:

Im trying to cope with school guys this is gonna be a lot tbh maybe i should make a blog for this guy idk

Can be interpreted as platonic or romantic

Gender neutral reader

Inspired by this post (x)

Good luck bro

Seriously this guy is gonna make it h ELL

He found out you write bcs maybe you have this special notebook for it

Or like youre on the phone and have a specific app or its just that youre typing for too long

And he took it

Forgive him hes an asshole

Thought it was a diary at first tbh

“Dear diary- wait what?? This happened to them???”

Uh you found out and ofc youre mad bcs bruh thats my privacy

Also HC hes a fast reader

Read almost everything youve wrote and is

IMPRESSED AS HELL

But ofc he wont just admit that right there i mean

*Jared voice* who does that???

couGh anyways maybe you ignore him and stuff

Or act coldly bcs of that

And hes trying to figure out how to apologize

Evan knows abt the situation and is trying to help

Evan: why would you take their stuff in the first place??

Jared: I don't know maybe they don't wanna talk anymore i shouldnt try-

Connor, from what i could get from the Wiki and the book, is a decent listener

AND THAT COUNTS FOR GOSSIP TOO

Connor: Just get up and talk to them. They want you to.

Jared is surprised actually bcs wow THE Connor Murphy just gave him advice

“Uh- thanks. Ill.. Ill try.” “Don't mention it.”

And for Jared, for some reason he just wanted to say this: “Uh, sorry about the.. The school shooter- uh, chic comment.” then he runs away lmao

Connor yells back “Good practice but you’re a coward”

I feel like i just made a mini fic rn oh shit im getting off track anyways uH

HE APOLOGIZES

WELL NOT DIRECTLY

He sits down with you and as youre about to get up and leave he just goes

“You know, maybe you can add some buff guy into that story of yours since it could fit the theme.”

He Starts giving you ideas lmao

In the middle of it he mumbles a “sorry.” and looks down bcs aw shit aw shiit

Forgive him immediately or tease him a bit your choice

Also if youre a fanfiction writer Hes gonna make jokes

“Soo, you just write fanfiction for people?” “yeah.” “and yourself?” “yep.” “So you’re like a Modern day Edgar Allan Poe?” “He didnt write fanfiction?” “But he wrote to escape reality-”

he requests stuff but its crack lmao

"Hey can you make me a fanfic where Dumbledore and Snape didnt die"

Overall, supportive bro- just cant express it well

[astrochemstry]

Jared HCs

Not an x reader but just hcs for him

He talks to himself whenever hes in the hallway

Ofc with no one else with him lmao

No way is he gonna start talking to himself in front of anyone he knows

ALSO THE BOOK MENTIONS HE WEARS HEADPHONES

The type to start dancing a bit whenever this song he loves is on

Also starts singing along

In a whisper

bCS HAH who would sing in front of the whole school not him

“Stacys mom has got it going on shes all i want and ive waited for so longg”

Evan heard, Evan saw

He doesnt tell bcs hes actually amused with it

Hes very proud of his scout badges

AND HES REALLY GOOD

He and his group once had to camp outside but his group forgot the tent

Bro managed to make a tent out of twigs leaves or whatever he can find in the damn forest

His group would thank him but hes just so cocky lmao

“Woooow guys, first you forgot about our catch the flag game and now our tent? Woooooooow”

Also secret theatre kid, fight me on this

ALSO THIS ONE POST WHERE SOMEONE WAS RE-ENACTING LES MISERABLES AND WENT TO OPEN THE WINDOWS TO SHOUT “CANNONS!” BUT THERE WAS A GUY PAINTING THE HOUSE SO THE GUY ALMOST FELL??

THATS HIM

“Ca- HOOOLY SHIT HOOOOLYY SHIIIIIT”

He once wanted to join the theatre club and Evan noticed

“You wanna join the club?”

“Whaaat?? No. ew. Thats gay. Do you wanna join the club?? Fitting for a guy who sends secret emails to send their-”

Yeah we know where that goes

Anyways he literally does want to join but bro cant help letting the people he knows see him there

Also very insecure about his skills and looks

So he just settled for the tech team

Bro was crying bcs he couldnt join

“Damn it why did i call this club gay”

Also really good with computers thats fucking canoN oK

Theres a reason he was the only one with a CIT key

He got skills son

OCUGJCOUGHREFERNCESTOTHEMUSICAL’SSCRIPTCOUGHGHGH

I found a bunch of websites for random things bcs I was bored and i can totally see this guy playing on things like that

Theres this one website where it makes you feel like a hacker or something and he goes on that whenever hes sad so he can feel like a cool dude

Oh btw as a child his username on online games or smth was always “cooldude12984” or something with dude and cool lmao

also fLASH GAMES

very mad bcs its getting removed

Feel free to add more!!

[astrochemstry]

Sincerely three as best friends

Bcs i wished they became best friends and nothing bad in the musical happened :’)) also bcs DEH brain rot ghsahg im srry Connor seems so ooc here I don't know how to write him help

oK so they Evan and Connor met bcs of Jared since i said so jk but like

Lets just say Connor was a scout as a kid, his mom let him be a scout since she hoped it would- maybe, help control the anger issues and such

So ofc Jared is a scout too bcs its Jared

And they met and got grouped together

So uhh Jared and Connor didnt really like each other at first

I mean Jared was scared of him so he stayed away

Correction, tried to

But they always get grouped together

And bcs its Jared he can say some pretty hurtful things

“Oh come on those twigs arent even tied tight enough, did you even pay attention??”

“Thats big talk for a guy that’s just standing there”

I think Jared almost pissed himself bcs of how aggressive that sounded but lets not talk about that

For now

Anyways

Skip to whatever highschool or senior highschool i don't know how schools work im sorry

So Evan and Jared are walkin around the hall

Lets say theyre talkin abt whatever and then bAM

“Yeah this girl really likes me and- oh my fucking god”

Evan is confused bcs what ????

Then he looks at where hes looking and

coNNor mURPHy FOLKS CLAP YOUR HANDS

“Uhh i think i forgot to- uh forgot to go and get a hallway pass and uh and ill just go” Jared gets all nervous and now understands how Evan feels

“Holy shit Evan is this how you feel with Zoe? All sweaty and wet-” “just- just shut up. shut up.”

Theyre both cowards so they try to run away but then boom Connor Murphy is right in front of them

Jared almost pissing himself #2

“Evan Hansen, right?” “Oh-  ah, me? Oh yes thats right thats me, Evan. Hansen Evan, Evan Hansen.” *insert Jared taking off his glasses, cleaning it and putting it back on- proceeds to squint his eyes at Evan*

“Nobody signed your cast.” “No shit Sherlock.” *Insert Evan nudging Jared and glaring at him and Jared thinking he fucked up*

But Connor doesnt give a fuck and only glares at him bcs hes more interested in the blondes- i mean cough bcs its Jared

Then swoOP he signs his cast, “There, now we can both pretend we have friends”

Jared coughing, “Ahem???” Evan raising an eyebrow, “I thought we’re just family friends?”

hey Evan got some sass too guys

Anyways bcs idk how they became friends bcs idk Jared tells Evan about how he met him at the scout camp and then for some reason Evan has this sudden burst of confidence where he decided to talk to Connor but fails miserably but Connor notices and then he talks to them and then what Evan says in For Forever turns true and-

Anyways

THEY BECOME BESTIES YAY

JARED PRANKS EVERYDAY

ok maybe not everyday but yk

Jared puts alarms for 3am and it starts again after every 5 minutes and the only way they can turn it off is to say “Jared Kleinman, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman”

Jared eating a bathbomb infront of Evan and Connor

Both very concerned  about it but Connor says, “thats fake isnt it? Its not an actual bathbomb. right?”

But Jared tells them yes but thats the prank

It is a bathbomb

Evan constantly talking about trees and taking them to the park he became vice park ranger or whatever u call it idk

Jared: “You worked here??”

Evan: “yup”

Jared: “and thats the tree you fell from?”

LETS PRETEND HE ACTUALLY FELL BCS ITS AN ACCIDENT AND I COUGHGJHFGJH

Connor: “thats high.”

Jared: “not as high as you, bestie”

And he means Connor’s height… and bcs he was high at that time

Also Jared calls them bestie to annoy them but now its like a thing for them three

Theyre not really annoyed they jsut like how it sounds so they do it too

Connor does it sometimes tho, he always calls them by their Last name

Instead of first names being the factor of being close friends, Connor calling you by your last name is basically him saying “youre not so bad” or youre a close friend to him

Jared: “Evan, Bestie, is it photosynthesis if i combine a photo of me with the dirt in my backyard?” 

Evan: “not really”

Connor: “Trying to grow taller, Kleinman?”

Connor is basically their go to person if they need a drive since Evan cant bcs of the cast but still cant afterwards since he hasn't gotten his drivers license yet and Jared almost drived into a shop and isn't allowed to drive for them

Hes also really good at finding places to make forts

And bcs of Jared’s and His scout knowledge they made one place in an orchard

Yk that orchard the Murphys love

Its closed but they sneak in lmao

Jared acts like he aint scared but bro is scared of getting caught

Connor also got them into books

Evan read the little prince and he cries over it everytime

Jared was like “ew books” but then Connor introduced ready player one to him

“Why do i have to read this? theres the movie??” “just shut up and read it bestie” and Jared loved it

Also they found out Jared is a secret theatre kid and got into it too

THEY LOVE HAMILTON

JARED CAN RAP GUNS AND SHIPS AND OFC, “and Peggy!”

Connor is pretty impressed and he complimented Jared on how its cool

Jared doesnt believe it and is still trying to find if hes lying

But really Connor isnt

Overall

I wish they became besties :’)