sneaky snake
description: Hc reader with a danger noodle (snake)
Warnings: cursing
Requested: yes
Notes: i had a big ass snake when i was a kid. Think it was a Burmese python. His name was ziggy but this is what i remember doing idk i forgot a lot :/ thanks for the requests
Evan: -i feel like Evan tried to catch a garden snake once -when he finally did he kept it as a pet lol - he was nervous at first when you introduced him to your snake -yours was a bit bigger than a garden snake -you had a beautiful ball python - “look at its fangs. His teeth is huge!” “dude a dog's teeth are just as big.” “yeah but i understand dogs. I feel like this guy will just pounce.” -starts slow -”just touch it.” “no.” -you'd let it just slither all over your legs -super chill snake man -Evan probably would never be 100% comfortable but he'd let it rest on his shoulders like Brittney -he wanted a cool photo
Jared: -He probably had a pet snake or like a tarantula -nerd -he was so chill with it -you guys had a simple corn snake -he was a pro with it tho -he loved watching it vine its way through his fingers -super therapeutic -you two would spend hours just sitting on the floor watching him eat the mice -honestly you'd only watch if the mouse was dead because once when you were little you were traumatized from a mouse literally screaming for its life -never again
Connor: -Probably unfazed -he thought he knew a lot about snakes -he may or may not looked at several wikipedia articles on how to approach a snake -connor had a frozen cool exterior but he was quaking on the inside -you and the snake had a good relationship and connor was slowly relaxing after you took it out -he might of gone in a little too fast -one startled snake -and one completely freaked connor -in less than an hour you were at the 24 hour minute clinic -honestly he wasn't bit that bad but he INSISTED to get it checked -”i might die y/n” “no you won't.” “ i'm sorry are you the doctor. Leave it to the lady in the white coat to tell me that.” -he didn't die -he did get stitches tho -he wouldn't go near the snake for months -traumatized . -he probably would talk to the snake when he thought you were gone in the bathroom or something -”you know what man, you really put yourself on my bad side. y/n might love you but i am alpha.” “who are you talking to?” “no one.”
