Grand day at HQ - Mr. Heckland is stepping up with a press release later today on something we've been quietly building. Let's just say -- Gotham's about to get a whole new perspective! 👁️
#GrandTech #ComingSoon
Posted by; jaredtheintern, 6.33 am
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Grand day at HQ - Mr. Heckland is stepping up with a press release later today on something we've been quietly building. Let's just say -- Gotham's about to get a whole new perspective! 👁️
#GrandTech #ComingSoon
Posted by; jaredtheintern, 6.33 am
@ The Gotham Tech Summit. Very inspiring, incredible bold ideas and only one presenter using comic sans so far. We stan progress in this house. 🤝🤝 #gothamtechsummit #papyruswestandwithyou
Posted by; jaredtheintern, 3.56 pm
Saw a post claiming that we secretly run the Bat-signal...While we do handle lighting automations for a few customers, that's above our pay grade... 🤔😶😶 #notit #stilldoingheroworkthough
Posted by; jaredtheintern, 11.41 am
Can't wait to test those new systems. Hope you updated those kernels.
Miss Tuesday @ghosts-of-gotham
Hi!
While we appreciate your enthusiasm, our kernels are always updated, logs and monitored and any attempts to enter our servers without authorization will be documented accordingly and reported to the GCPD.
Perhaps you should stick to riddles after all!
--jaredtheintern
Posted by jaredtheintern; 4.01 pm
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Hello!
So sorry to hear your experience with GrandTech hasn't been to your satisfaction (yet)!.
We understand that not every solution fits every need. Our focus remains on delivering reliable, secure systems for our clients and those who trust us. And we are always, always open for constructive feedback!
--jaredtheintern
Posted by jaredtheintern; 3.29 pm
I’ve glitter bombed your lobby 🖕Have fun trying to get it out of the carpet
Hello,
Unfortunately, the glitter is not the worst thing that we've dealt with since building our beloved headquarters in Gotham. Thank you for your concern, but the facilities team has been notified and will be bringing in a new carpet (again).
Have a safe day!
-jaredtheintern
Posted by jaredtheintern; 8.37 pm
my rats are gnawing on the wires in your server room as i type this
Hello!
If this is a joke, please stop. If not, please stop immedietely.
The GrandTech facilities team has been contacted and will be removing your rats before they become a very expensive incident report.
Thank you! --jaredtheintern
Posted by; jaredtheintern, 09.41 am
We see you, Riddler. Your encryption might be clever, but our analysts are cleverer. 😉😉😉 #grandtechknows #pleasestopsendingusriddlesinthemail
Posted by; jaredtheintern, 6.23 pm
( @nygmariddles )