#jargodante

[awesomestsitedirector]

Yes, turn your hideous, yellow, hole-ridden self away from my gorgeous face... Actually, I don't want to be the squid. I turn my beautiful face away from your portrait.

[awesomestsitedirector]

are you objectum for bombs

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Are you referring to a romantic, emotional, or sexual attraction to specific inanimate objects, such as structures, machines, or items?? Perchance... Now, what if i told you how to make my favorite cookies from scratch

2 and 1/4 cups (281g) all-purpose flour (spooned & leveled), plus more as needed for rolling and work surface

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1/4 teaspoon salt

3/4 cup (12 Tbsp; 170g) unsalted butter, softened to room temperature

3/4 cup (150g) granulated sugar

1 large egg, at room temperature

2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract

1/4 teaspoon almond extract (optional, but makes the flavor outstanding)* Aannnndddd... I forgot the recipe aside from the ingredients ...

[awesomestsitedirector]

oh jargoooooo how would you feel if you were uhmmm stabbed in the back by someone you thought you loved 😇

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Nobody would ever betray me because I'm so awesome that everybody needs me in their life and if I left their presence they'd be so upset because they'd be uncool without me. What's up with all the weird connotations . . .

[awesomestsitedirector]

heeeyyyyy jargo i heard a certain ethics committee man may talk to you soooon 🥹

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NO WAY! I mean, no way, he doesn't have the balls to talk to someone as cool as me... I mean, like, if he wants to, he totally can. BUT, he totally won't...

[awesomestsitedirector]

Should I have butter beer popcorn or should I have hmmm pizza

Here's how I'll torture you, number one, the marrow furnace. i'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside.

But in all seriousness, get butter beer, obviously ge best option in this circumstance.

[awesomestsitedirector]

Hey do you like Lana del Rey?🤔

[awesomestsitedirector]

i wanted to say something but i dunno what to say so im saying how i didnt know what to say 🥹

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I don't know what to say either.. how about we talk about bombs? I, personally, like the big gray ones where you light the fuse and run away while giggling like a school girl. I remember one time I threw a bomb into 682's testing tank and he got very very angry at me and nearly breached!

[awesomestsitedirector]

are you gay?

Well… I guess if you really want an answer, I mean… it’s not like I’m outright confirming anything or making some dramatic declaration or whatever, but I guess its sort of aligned with yes? Not like, a loud yes... unless you're in the ethics committee and your name just so happens to be Dr . ██████ █████ and your phone number is ████████████ ....