Dr Jargo B. Dante

Site Director at SITE - 256 "The Sanctuary"

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. . ⟣ ֹ ┄┄ SCP - Site RP ┄┄ ۫ ⟢ ˑ . .

Ever wanted to be part of the O5 Council? Or just find an SCP roleplay server where your OCs are actually welcomed and appreciated? Welcome to Site 256, aka “The Sanctuary”

(Click here to join.) . . . Still in early stages of development

What is The Sanctuary?

A site built around story-driven chaos. This is an OC-friendly space focused on immersive RP, character development, and unfolding narratives. Expectations are pretty straightforward: be respectful, keep roleplay fair, separate IC and OOC, work with others to build stories, and try to stay lore-aware. Creativity is encouraged, All O5 Council roles are currently open aside from O5-10 and O5-0.

What platform will the RP's take place? RP for Site 256 mainly happens either in the Roblox game SCP: Roleplay or directly within the Discord server, depending on what works best. (DM this account or ahuntersheart on discord for more information . . .) OOC

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are you objectum for bombs

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Are you referring to a romantic, emotional, or sexual attraction to specific inanimate objects, such as structures, machines, or items?? Perchance... Now, what if i told you how to make my favorite cookies from scratch

2 and 1/4 cups (281g) all-purpose flour (spooned & leveled), plus more as needed for rolling and work surface

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1/4 teaspoon salt

3/4 cup (12 Tbsp; 170g) unsalted butter, softened to room temperature

3/4 cup (150g) granulated sugar

1 large egg, at room temperature

2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract

1/4 teaspoon almond extract (optional, but makes the flavor outstanding)* Aannnndddd... I forgot the recipe aside from the ingredients ...

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oh jargoooooo how would you feel if you were uhmmm stabbed in the back by someone you thought you loved 😇

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Nobody would ever betray me because I'm so awesome that everybody needs me in their life and if I left their presence they'd be so upset because they'd be uncool without me. What's up with all the weird connotations . . .

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heeeyyyyy jargo i heard a certain ethics committee man may talk to you soooon 🥹

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NO WAY! I mean, no way, he doesn't have the balls to talk to someone as cool as me... I mean, like, if he wants to, he totally can. BUT, he totally won't...

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Should I have butter beer popcorn or should I have hmmm pizza

Here's how I'll torture you, number one, the marrow furnace. i'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside.

But in all seriousness, get butter beer, obviously ge best option in this circumstance.

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Hey do you like Lana del Rey?🤔

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i wanted to say something but i dunno what to say so im saying how i didnt know what to say 🥹

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I don't know what to say either.. how about we talk about bombs? I, personally, like the big gray ones where you light the fuse and run away while giggling like a school girl. I remember one time I threw a bomb into 682's testing tank and he got very very angry at me and nearly breached!

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Yes, turn your hideous, yellow, hole-ridden self away from my gorgeous face... Actually, I don't want to be the squid. I turn my beautiful face away from your portrait.

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The penis cookie🤔

Penis cookie... mmmmmm

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These breakroom cookies are actually heavenly... Thank you for making these whoever did that. These are all in my stomach currently and, no, I don't feel bad for scarfing them all down.

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are you gay?

Well… I guess if you really want an answer, I mean… it’s not like I’m outright confirming anything or making some dramatic declaration or whatever, but I guess its sort of aligned with yes? Not like, a loud yes... unless you're in the ethics committee and your name just so happens to be Dr . ██████ █████ and your phone number is ████████████ ....

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guess whooooooooo 🥹

Do I have to guess? I mean, I can guess, obviously, that’s the whole point of guessing, but I just want to say up front that I’m really not very good at guessing games. Like, at all. My brain doesn’t work in that quick, clever, “oh yes, of course, it must be you!” kind of way. It’s more like… a buffering wheel. A spinning, slightly panicked buffering wheel. Because now I’m sitting here wondering ... is this supposed to be easy? Is there a correct answer I’m expected to magically know? Is this playful? Is this a trap? Not a literal trap, I hope, because that would be concerning, but you know, one of those social traps where you guess wrong and then it’s awkward forever.

And also, “guess who” is such a loaded phrase, isn’t it? It could be anyone. Literally anyone. Someone I know? Someone I used to know? Am I supposed to guess from the number of O’s you used in “whooooooooo”? Because that’s a lot of O’s.

Now I’m overthinking it. What if I say, “Oh, is it you?” and you’re like, “Wow. No.” And then I have to live with that. Catastrophe.

And honestly, I don’t even know what category of guessing this is. Identity? Mood? Presence? Is this a “guess who’s back” situation? A “guess who can’t sleep” situation? A “guess who’s thinking about you” situation? Because those are all wildly different emotional landscapes.

But fine. Fine. Is it...You?