#jarofsmile

[luridite]

follow back? do you have any special exercises you do for your breasts or are they that big naturally? anyways i am jealous

i dont follow back on command but ill check out your blog. 

they are just naturally big xD sorry! don't be jealous ♥

[benedict-otterbatch]

Listen, I was tagged by tobyissogaylike to answer some questions or something, so if you wanna see that ...

Rule 1: always post the rules.

Rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: tag 11 new people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: let them know you’ve tagged them.

Original 11 questions:

1) Do you have any pets? If not, what would be your ideal pet?

No, I don't. Ideal would probably be somethig like a cat, because they're relatively self-maintening. Or maybe fish. But I think fish would get boring. 

2) Where was the last place you went on holiday?

Ugh, it was Cres. You probably have no idea where that is. It's in Croatia. 

3) Tea or coffee?

Both, actually. But the thing about me is that I like both of these things really sweet. Like I put 3-4 little spoons of sugar in my coffe/tea and people always look at me funny.

4) If you could only watch one tv show/ movie for the rest of your life, what would it be?

You see, I wanted to say Sherlock, but that shit only has 6 episodes, and the hiatuses are like a decade long. I honestly have no idea. Maybe Doctor Who, because there's like a bajilion episodes. Or maybe Easy A. Or Desperate Housewives (don't judge me). Or Arrow. Or HIMYM maybe. FlashForward and V were really awesome as well. Oh god, can you tell I'm indecisive? 

5) Why did you choose the URL you have now? What’s the reason behind it?

OK, listen, the explanaiton behind this URL sucks because it's silly and also a bit embaressing. Let's just say that 1)I am really unoriginal 2)all the good URLs were taken

6) When was the last time you cried at a film/ tv show?

Last week ago The Reichenbach Fall was on TV. 

7) Would you rather move to somewhere cold or somewhere hot? Where?

Lately, I've been liking the cold. It feels cozy. Probably London? But I know that it's not as cold more than it's just really rainy. 

8) Do you want to go (or already go) to college/ university?

Uh yes ofc i wanna

9) What’s your perfect job?

Perfect job? Professional procrastinator. I heard somewhere that sometimes TV shows hire people to report to them what's going on in the fandom, so that job would be really convenient. Also maybe a professional interenet goofball? But in all seriousness, a perfect real job? I honestly have no clue. Growing up is overrated. 

10) Can you play any musical instruments? Would you like to?

No and sometimes. 

11) What was the last dream you can remember?

It was quite long ago. Also most of my dreams are hard/lame to explain because a)nothing intersting happens  or b)I literaly can't find proper words to describe them. 

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Next 11 questions are:

1) Are you in love at the moment?

Like actual proper romantic love? nah. 

2) What is the most awkward moment you’ve ever experienced?

Oh dear lord. I frequently feel like I'm in an awkward situation, but I can't, for the love of god, give you an example right now. sry  

3) How many children would you like to have, if any?

None. Or maybe 1. idek

4) Is there someone you miss right now?

You can't really miss somebody you haven't met before. 

5) If you could design your own house, name three key features it would have (no money restrictions)

Biiiiiig living room

I would have a walk-in closet

It would be the house from Powerpuff Girls

6) What book(s) are you reading currently? Opinion(s)?

Re-reading TFiOS. My opinion? ha. It's wonderful. 

7) Would you ever have a one-night stand?

Oh, you mean like sex? Most likely not. 

8) If you could/had to kill one person, who would you choose and why?

The nerdfighter in me would like to say evil baby Hitler. But that probably isn't a wise idea. I'd probably say that one guy in my dance classes that annoys the ass-balls out of everyone and acts totally inappropriate. Because he annoys the ass-balls out of everyone and acts totally inappropriate. 

9) What things do you get irrationally irritated at? 

Comic sans, for one. 

10) What’s your view on shipping and OTPs?

It's totally fine by me. Nothing bad about it. It just gets kinda weird when

a) people get overly attached to their OTPs and can't take a fucking joke

b) They try to force their real-life ships on those people. It's okay, you can totally ship real-life people, but when you're trying to force their relationship, pressuring them and trying to redefine someone else's romantic life for them, that's when you should stop and re-evaluate your life. 

Now my questions for you are:

1) Why did you make a Tumblr account anyway?

2) Ever got stung by a bee?

3) Do you dream in 1st person or 3rd person?

4) Would you ever go bungee jumping?

5) Perfect spouse?

6) Favorite season? (I mean the nature kind, you pricks)

7) Favourite thing about school?

8) If you had the money, would you ever get plastic surgery/anything of that nature?

9) Ever ran into a door/wall?

10) Want any tattoos? If so, what and where?

11) Name one thing that's on your bucket list.

 I TAG:

confectionofthinpastry

life-of-a-youtube-fangirl

theworldofnessy

ilovehotchocolat

jarofsmile

rebelling-against-society

sometomlinlove

mercies

nynche

curmudgeonqueen

loveineclipse

(I'd also like to tag baileyshakespeare, but I bet she's not into that kond of stuff. Maša if you read this, I tag you, too.)