#jasmined

[jasmined]

Mammogram, which rhymes with telegram and candygram and strip-o-gram. Which means that there’s nothing to fear about a mammogram even if you don’t get candy or a stripper for your trouble. I mean. Maybe your mammograms come with candy and strippers, and if that’s the case then I will be switching to your healthcare network as soon as this evening is over.

The Smudge – Jasmine Davila – Medium

(what I read at @missspoken tonight)

[missspoken]

Miss Spoken returns to The Gallery Cabaret for our next show, MISS MANNERS

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[tovetar]

jasmined replied to your post “I need new work clothes.”

I love it - the pattern and the cut of the sleeves and collar. If it had a more traditional silhouette it would just look matronly, I think.

Yeah, it’s definitely cool. I’m just not sure if I am. :D 

[jasminedavila]

Oh, hello.

I’m Jasmine.

I co-host @missspoken​ the last Wednesday of every month at The Gallery Cabaret in Bucktown.

I have performed in small and medium sized venues like The Hideout, Schubas, The Hopleaf, Martyrs, and The Book Cellar for live lit and storytelling shows like Funny Ha Ha, 20x2, Tuesday Funk, and Essay Fiesta.

I am always looking for more opportunities to write, eat, travel, and tell stories.

Connect: twitter | tumblr | instagram | medium

I co-host a podcast.  I write this blog.

[mouseprincessofficial]

#jasmined lined streets #Ravenna 🇮🇹 i miss your #garden @empoile 😘✨ #eurosneth #mouseprincess

[jasmined]

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I wrote about Caroline today for Miss Spoken. Read about her here: http://miss-spoken.com/2015/10/23/caroline-and-the-towel/.

(via jasmined on Instagram: “Caroline sends her regards #makewayforbeavers”)

[jasmined]

i feel like if ever there was an actor you could be sure would be respectful with your boobs it would be [Tom Hiddleston]

At The Movies with Your Friend Jasmine: Crimson Peak and Yakuza Apocalypse | Miss Spoken