Apr 9, 2021
Things Programmers Comment #115
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( submitted by @jasminenoack )
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Things Programmers Comment #115
// To appease the typing gods
( submitted by @jasminenoack )
Things Programmers Shout #813
“These two variables are switched around in the api, but we are still getting the right result” * Looks at database * “The code is switching the variables back… How did this even happen?”
// submitted by @jasminenoack
Things Programmers Shout #459
Me: “The Django upgrade broke the PSP pages.” Manager: “That’s impossible.” Me: “Unfortunately, that doesn’t make it less broken.”
// submitted by @jasminenoack
Things Programmers Shout #381
“We knew this wasn’t scalable when we wrote it.” “Then why did you write it like that?!?”
// submitted by @jasminenoack
Things Programmers Shout #363
*reads bug fix request* “This isn’t a bug! You just don’t like the way it was built!”
// submitted by @jasminenoack
Things Programmers Shout #239
“This test function doesn’t actually test anything!” //submitted by jasminenoack