#jasper moon

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Bracket — Round 1

Who is sexier?

John Peters

Jasper Moon

Voting ended onJan 30, 2025

Propaganda

John Peters (Welcome to Night Vale):

(you know the farmer?)

Jasper Moon (Badlands Cola):

He's a cult leader who's obsessed with dinosaurs. he sound like he's 1 slip away from saying UwU at all times. what's not to love?

[greatfallsrp]

NAME: Jasper Moon GENDER & PRONOUNS: Cis Man/ He/him AGE & DATE OF BIRTH: 34 years old / June 9th HOMETOWN: Great Falls, MT TIME IN GREAT FALLS: 34 years RESIDENCE: East End OCCUPATION: Front office attendant at Great Falls High School

BACKSTORY —

No one hates Great Falls more than Jasper Moon. A place like this was never one where he would thrive like his grandparents had when they bought a small patch of land and started farming it. It was their own self-sustaining paradise with a few cows, some goats, some chickens. Enough to get by on their own and make a good life for their only child.

But Jasper's dad sold the land to the Wards for a pretty penny almost as soon as he inherited it. Which was fine--Jasper was never going to be cut out to take it over when his parents' left it to him. Especially not after an incident involving a four year old Jasper and three angry chickens that left him traumatized and a little afraid of those asshole birds. Rather than taking their money and moving literally anywhere else in the country, the Moon family set up in a Forest Hills McMansion and doomed Jasper to spend the rest of his adolescence in this hellish small town. Simply put, Jasper was a dork in high school. He always leaned more towards the effeminate side, certainly compared to the kids who grew up working on their parents ranches. He didn't look or dress like the other kids, didn't have anything in common with most of the student body. It made him an easy target for overzealous bullies and kids who loved to spout their own parents' bigotry in his face.

Jasper spent high school more or less keeping to himself and his small circle of fellow outcasts. He always thought he'd take off as soon as he graduated, find an out of state college and thrive in a city somewhere far away from Great Falls. But elementary school gifted programs, fighting for his life to survive middle school, and a streak of teenage rebellion worked their magic to breed in him a world class under achiever. So, all that came after high school was a community college degree in office administration.

Fifteen years later, Jasper is not only still in Great Falls, but he's still stuck in high school as an office attendant, which means he's really just a secretary. A glorified babysitter for kids waiting for the principal to pass down whatever punishment they've earned. It's a particular kind of hell that he is just a little too lazy to escape.

Portrayed by STEVEN YEUN, written by MASON.

[thevoodoosim]

Had to age Jasper up because like, babies aint it. Anyways he is a cutie 💕

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 2.5

Who is sexier?

Jasper Moon

Paige Duplass

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2025

Propaganda

Jasper Moon (Badlands Cola):

He's a cult leader who's obsessed with dinosaurs. he sound like he's 1 slip away from saying UwU at all times. what's not to love?

Paige Duplass (The Silt Verses):

She quit her shitty office job to start a cult with the intention of toppling capitalism. She brought a man back to life through the power of improv theater. She’s either burning with a righteous fury or a washed up and pathetic. She even has daddy issues. Listen to me listen to me Paige is the full package and I need her to return my calls

Art of Paige thanks to @cookiesandcantarella-art.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Paige Duplass (The Silt Verses):

#paige!!!! the widow herself!!!!

#SILTSWEEP AGAIN

#PAIGE PAIGE PAUGE #VOTE PAIGE #she’s even trans!

Paige nation rise up

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 2

Who is sexier?

Seth

Jasper Moon

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2025

Propaganda

Seth (Lost Terminal):

Seth is a cute disembodied ai located on a satellite called Station 6 orbiting a earth that has gone through major climate changes (Like, the Mediterranean Sea became incredibly salty lakes and Antarctica's snow has melted, leaving only rocky terrain type of major climate change). He was created when original crew realized they can't complete the mission as ground control had ghosted them + supplies are dwindling so a computer scientist(with the crew helping her out) created an artificial intelligence who can act as another crewmember, thus, making so the mission lasts indefinitely.

Jasper Moon (Badlands Cola):

He's a cult leader who's obsessed with dinosaurs. he sound like he's 1 slip away from saying UwU at all times. what's not to love?

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Seth (Lost Terminal):

He's so so lonely. The crew is unfortunately gone and Seth has them stored in a room for the last like, 18+ years. Season one is just Seth rambling about himself and his situation via sending out transmissions from the satellite in the hopes that someone may pick up on his transmissions. One of his main goals is to make more friends.

The act of sending out transmissions eats away at his limited power source. So much power that Seth admits that he would've have a lot more time of he didn't send out any transmissions but he so firmly believes that there's someone listening even though no one has responded ever so he continues to send transmissions.

His dumbass once tried to save energy but foregoing pressuring the rooms in the station only to accidentally basically cut his brain off of oxygen as the cooling fans were unable to cool down his system without air. Don't worry he was fine and had learned his lesson

He has three robot maintenance kids who help him move stuff around the satellite. Names are Matt, Matts, and Maddie! Their method of traveling is space is straight up how the cores in Portal move around, on railings!

When he was planning out his descent down to Earth (because all that transmissions had killed all of his power and now he has to get off the Station if he doesn't want to power down), he didn't think of any sort of backup plans if he was unable to talk with his voice (because he had a ai friend who was supposed to help him get down) and guess what happens when he crashed onto Earth? Yeah, he couldn't talk and Matt and Matts died on impact. Maddie survived. Seth also died on impact but don't worry, someone managed to recover his core processors and revived him

He didn't know that he died at first until he was told so and Seth get baby's first existential crisis about being which he handled wonderfully!

Random facts about him: Seth begins his transmissions with "Hello World". He chose his own voice over a number of options because at some point he liked using that voice more than the others. Its a running gag that he Does Not Like Salt. He calls the computer scientist his mother and he's such a momma's boy. There was a moment where he was called child of man and Seth interjected, say he was actually the child of woman. He's not really good with plants.

He's an overprotective parent. He slowly starts freaking out when his maintenance robot daughter goes outside for the first time when he had previously encouraged her to not be afraid of going outside, saying that she's too delicate to go outside and is about to have a breakdown when Maddie comes back. He's such massive hypocrite <3

There's a lot more to Seth but I think this is good enough propaganda to, at the very least, get people interested in Lost Terminal.

#SETH #BABY

#(are you kidding me vote seth) #(i dont care hes cute not sexy vote for my son)

[thevoodoosim]

No school for Jasper today, he is heading to the spring festival 🌷

[thevoodoosim]

Happy Birthday Jasper Moon 🌙

Clumsy, Artistic, Perfectionist

[thevoodoosim]

He had a really great time 🌼🌺🌸