My I introduce to you- Dumb Gems Doing Dumb Things
Idk it’s funny so I’m sharing.
"Alright! I'll do it!" Pearl proclaimed as if it was some grandiose event for her to buy some juice. She walked into the establishment, purchased two cans of juice and came back out, handing one to Jasper. "Here! This is...well, it's juice. Humans drink it...somehow."
OH WELL, PLOTHOLE!-Today at 9:20 PM
Jasper took the small can, holding it in her palm. “So... there’s stuff inside?”
I'm Sorry You Feel That Way-Today at 9:21 PM
"Supposedly," Pearl placed a hand under her chin, examining it. "I see the humans tip it up to their faces to extract it but when I did it, nothing came out. So I was doing something wrong."
They are so stupid I hate them
OH WELL, PLOTHOLE!-Today at 9:22 PM
“I see...” Jasper examined the can closely. “So... they must have to puncture it to get inside. Right?”
I'm Sorry You Feel That Way-Today at 9:23 PM
"I would assume but with what? Wouldn't they have given us an extraction tool-" She cut herself off, as if to come to a revelation. "I know!" She pointed her finger into the air and took off back towards the big donut. "I'll be back!"
OH WELL, PLOTHOLE!-Today at 9:24 PM
Jasper sighed, yelling back. “Don’t take too long this time!” While Pearl was gone, she inspected the tab at the top of the can.
I'm Sorry You Feel That Way-Today at 9:25 PM
Pearl came back after a few moments with a straw, a plastic fork and a plastic spoon. "Here! These must be the extraction tools!"
OH WELL, PLOTHOLE!-Today at 9:26 PM
Jasper shook her head. “No, no. I’ve figured it out.”
I'm Sorry You Feel That Way-Today at 9:26 PM
"Why didn't I think of this before? I am a GENUIS!" Pearl sang out the last word as she shoved the spoon into the soda can so hard the end of it breaks off and bounces off Jasper's face.
OH WELL, PLOTHOLE!-Today at 9:28 PM
Jasper deadpanned, blinking at Pearl but saying nothing.
I'm Sorry You Feel That Way-Today at 9:29 PM
OH WELL, PLOTHOLE!-Today at 9:29 PM
Jasper held up her can. “Are you ready to see how its really done?”
I'm Sorry You Feel That Way-Today at 9:30 PM
"You found the extraction tool?" Pearl blinked, amazed at the other gem's ingenuity.
OH WELL, PLOTHOLE!-Today at 9:30 PM
“Nope.” Jasper suddenly crushed the can in her hand, juice exploding everywhere. Including on Pearl
.I HATE THEMWHY AM I LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW
I'm Sorry You Feel That Way-Today at 9:32 PM
"JASPER!" Pearl shrieked, being covered with sticky liquid and holding her arms out to either side.