#jaureugis

[justinstimberlake]

i love my best friend so fucking much i cant

Onna: You guys i think i'm a witch. Last night when my dad and his girlfriend were coming back i sat here laughing and thinking how funny it would be if they got food poisoning and i wanted them to get food poisoning and this morning they have food poisoning. I'm like Sabrina the teenage witch except I'm Onnalise the adult witch.

[selgos-blog]

Onna: It's like The Hunger Games One Direction style.

[selgos-blog]

Jasminne: **sends Jelena picture**

Me: **sobs**

Onna: **sends original picture**

Me: **puts head through wall**

[selgos-blog]

Onna: ***screams in spanish*** JASMINNE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Jasminne: Kill her

Dylan: How do you know that?

Kimberly: BECAUSE SHE'S MEXICAN.

[justinstimberlake]

i love my friends so much i cant

Melissa: I wonder if Flamingos ever get tired of being Pink.

Me: Where did that question come from? Like okay i wonder if Dolphins get tired of being in the water.

Melissa: Probably. Humans get tired of land and that's why they go swimming in the ocean.

Onna: Yeah...i don't think that's why they do that.